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Justin Tyme posted:If you care enough about some unrelated game drama so much to derail a thread by calling some guy a "goonfucker" (lol wtf) then you're the worst kind of insufferable video fame sperg. These are electronic toys for children for christ's sake get over yourself Sounds like eve goons drama they will call you a goon fucker over literally anything it's basically one of the worst things you could get involved with the only way it's ever "fun" is if you insulate your self in one of the small groups that may or may not be still active.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:30 |
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https://twitter.com/MagellanicCorp/status/651469934820593664 "Scared."
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:34 |
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Is this twitter thing an actual mental breakdown?
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:40 |
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Is this a fan thing or a CIG thing?
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:40 |
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Sillybones posted:Is this twitter thing an actual mental breakdown? No, he's just roleplaying. His response when I showed up was funny. I got him to admit he tortures puppies. OriginalPseudonym posted:i really want this lorepost to culminate with them releasing the ship in the middle of a presentation during citcon and then having dozens dead or injured as they stampede for the doors to get back to their laptops to order it They'll make sure that everyone there can get one specifically to prevent people from freaking out.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:42 |
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The Saddest Robot posted:Is this a fan thing or a CIG thing? It's a sad thing.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:43 |
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If all this twitter RP just leads to a new ship sale I am probably going to sprain every muscle used to laugh. I'm going to need a ramp up of funny to con citizens so I don't hurt myself.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:43 |
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Incombibulator posted:It's a sad thing.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:43 |
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It started off as a lore article about breaking news of the Vanduul invading the Vega system. I suspect it's related to SQ42 somehow. Who knows, maybe they're pranking us all and will release SQ42 at CitCon like they said they would months ago.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:44 |
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Maybe it's an Aurora revamp.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:44 |
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Szcwczuk posted:Sounds like eve goons drama they will call you a goon fucker over literally anything it's basically one of the worst things you could get involved with the only way it's ever "fun" is if you insulate your self in one of the small groups that may or may not be still active. eve goons are the worst goons but also the funniest goons because they think their "importance" in a video game means that they should be respected by everyone else and not made fun of mercilessly also hi, i don't care about star citizen, i just like making fun of goons
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:46 |
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Szcwczuk posted:Sounds like eve goons drama they will call you a goon fucker over literally anything I was called a goon fucker because I sold goods to goons at too low a cost in EVE. You see, selling your fellow goons goods purchased in Jita (the central market hub) at 400% markup for the trouble of having them shipped them to conflict zones (by a 3rd party no less) is natural to a lot of them. I did not like this practice and began importing the same goods and selling them for the outrageously low price of "double whatever it cost me". For this I was unironically called a goonfucker because I was destroying the profit margins of the people who had to lower their prices to compete with mine! Informal cartels that price fix goods: Normal Competition in prices: Goon loving sorry EVE goons but your brains are broken.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:46 |
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Making fun of eve goons is kinda cheating though they mostly do it for you.
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Incombibulator posted:It's a sad thing. I used to do this with legos when I was 6. Fun times. I wonder if you could build a rideable lego space dingy for $1500.....
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:48 |
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This is how I imagine a job interview would go for someone who had recently left CIG:
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:49 |
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http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/10/star-citizen-the-endgame/
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:49 |
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efb DEREK SMART http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/10/star-citizen-the-endgame/
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:49 |
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thatguy posted:This is how I imagine a job interview would go for someone who had recently left CIG:
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:51 |
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alluded, derek, god e: and you get it right three paragraphs later Ursine Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Oct 6, 2015 |
# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:52 |
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Thank you jesus
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:53 |
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derek smart is the light
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:54 |
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That letter had been sent to one of my addresses (I have more than one residence)
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:56 |
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so i skimmed it because i'm at work but it looks like a recap for anyone who's not been paying attention and a promise to bring a Bona-Fide Derek Smart Lawsuit which i'm sure will actually happen this time () i guess it's great to post the next time someone jumps in complaining about the unread count back to your regularly-scheduled goonfucking debate
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:56 |
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Sure looks like a whole lot of words that say nothing new. Although I appreciated the TL:DR sentence at the end - "I don’t build dreams. I build games. I know these things." It's always good to end a speech with a joke to grab everyone's attention. This man knows how to PR.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:56 |
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“This section of the blog contained a lot of material that legal felt were best removed as they were suited in a legal complaint. So it’s a bit skinny from the original version“.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:57 |
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This thread is boring now. Its just the same poo poo over and over
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:58 |
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"They are going to show the opening cut-scene sequence for SQ42 with Gary Oldman giving his speech, someone flying and landing, NPCs waving etc." Yes! Space Commissioner Gordon!
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:58 |
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The dumbest thing about all this is CIG could easily pull out of the spiral if they could excite people enough to get their funding back to 2014ish levels.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:59 |
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Cactus posted:This thread is boring now. Its just the same poo poo over and over how could you imply derek smart and octopode could ever be boring
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 20:59 |
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This thread needs to slow down. I'm never going to get any work done.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:00 |
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Iron Tusk posted:The dumbest thing about all this is CIG could easily pull out of the spiral if they could excite people enough to get their funding back to 2014ish levels. What would that change though? It's not like having 3x as much cash will change the fact that a game with this scope/scale isn't possible.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:01 |
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I am tempted to drop in on that little space thing in my own style. It looks fun. Think I should?
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:01 |
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Its out https://archive.is/xpF6o
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:02 |
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Wow! DS just gave us the scoop on citcon. Gary Oldman? OK, time to spend more!
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:02 |
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Iron Tusk posted:The dumbest thing about all this is CIG could easily pull out of the spiral if they could excite people enough to get their funding back to 2014ish levels. it'll be bitcoin-esque where it doesn't end in a bang but a at the end, all will be left is croberts and sandi going house-to-house, claiming to be comcast service technicans to get into their backer's parent's basements checks damp with mildew and grease being passed over with equal parts shame and "2 weeks, it's okay, just two more weeks"
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:03 |
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I am still waiting for my space refund
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:05 |
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4497650/15-10-02_Response_To_RSI_Cease_Desist.pdf
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:07 |
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Bwah he said he builds games. Do is the Star Citizen. They are both letting me down.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:07 |
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quote:She didn’t “market” this game to raise $90m as she’s tried to take credit for. The media, the PR and the gamers who believed in Chris’s vision, made that happen. Confusing PR with marketing is the sort of mistake that people who don’t understand how that works, make. They are not the same thing. I seem to remember the SC cultists trying to argue against this in the last thread! Dr. Smart knows what's up. http://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonev...and-retraction/ I somehow missed this article until Dr. Smart linked it. It's a forbes contributor and not one of their in house writers, but a good read.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 21:09 |
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PSA: Spoiler Alert - Do not read DS blog, leaks at least one prominent SQ42 actor. Please don't spoil it for the reddit citizens
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