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So that's what happened to lactose intolerant cheese loving goon.
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Aesop Poprock posted:How do you fail so badly at murdering puppies? Maybe it was standing on its hind legs like a little Rory Calhoun.
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Oct 6, 2015 01:27
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Texas Man is going to give Florida Man a run for his money as "World's Worst Superhero."
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Oct 6, 2015 01:38
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Florida candidate for U.S. Senate admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Texas Man is going to give Florida Man a run for his money as "World's Worst Superhero." Texas Man is going to die in the drunk tank. How do they not take him to a hospital?
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UNDERCOVER INVESTIGATION: CROSSING GUARD CAUGHT NOT DOING HER JOB Not that hard to be a crossing guard, granted some intersections are more dangerous than others. The elementary school I went to used it as a reward for a week to 5th graders who had been responsible in class but was in the middle of a subdivision so the primary traffic was 25mph and was for dropping students off anyways. The best line in the video is at 2:44.
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British Prime Minister enquires about the whereabouts of the goat.
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syscall girl posted:Texas Man is going to die in the drunk tank. Sometimes solutions look like problems to the untrained eye.
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The Roman Empire: bastion of libertarianism.
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Karma Monkey posted:
well good job needle dick
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Inoculate conception.
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gonna vaccs that rear end
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Screaming Idiot posted:Inoculate conception. 
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Satirical sites are low hanging fruit.
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Cops but notorious 'Condom' after Durban car chase
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The first sentence of this University Herald article is great:quote:A new report shows that sexually active women have a much better chance of getting pregnant than those who remain abstinent, a press release from Eurekalert reports. The report actually says that women who have sex outside the ovulation window are more fertile than women who only have sex when they're ovulating.
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It's just Fallout: New Vegas cosplay.
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Man who calls police to say he’s ‘too high’ found in pile of Doritos
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             Bonus Victorian children's book 
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Bring your cat to the Cloak and Suit folks and after a "parade" we'll "let them go home". 
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This artist has literally never seen a cephalopod of any kind in his life has he?
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Oh hey they won. Good for them.
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Nckdictator posted:"She hit the constable again, and knocked his helmet an illegal distance." Did you know that it's legal to knock a policeman's hat off, as long as it falls within two feet of him? This is little known, but still true today. Go ahead and try it!
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Zero One posted:Bring your cat to the Cloak and Suit folks and after a "parade" we'll "let them go home". Sounds like a prank.
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This is the best news article that was ever printed
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The damage to the walls was 2s 6d? Is this some sort of weird British currency? For a brief moment I thought it was a D&D reference.
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Phlegmish posted:The damage to the walls was 2s 6d? Is this some sort of weird British currency? For a brief moment I thought it was a D&D reference. Two shillings and sixpence, or thirty pence total.
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Vorpal Cat posted:This artist has literally never seen a cephalopod of any kind in his life has he? Prime avatar material though. Half tempted myself.
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Phlegmish posted:The damage to the walls was 2s 6d? Is this some sort of weird British currency? For a brief moment I thought it was a D&D reference. D&D had a more logical currency system. Brits had 12 pence per shilling and 20 shillings per pound. The 'd' is from denarius, 's' from solidus and 'L' or '£' from libra or a Roman pound.
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Chelsea Girl is Florida Man's great-grandmother.
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Phlegmish posted:The damage to the walls was 2s 6d? Is this some sort of weird British currency? For a brief moment I thought it was a D&D reference. Before decimalisation in the 1970s, there were 29 knuts to a sickle and 17 sickles to a galleon
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bitterandtwisted posted:Before decimalisation in the 1970s, there were 29 knuts to a sickle and 17 sickles to a galleon Gonna bust a galleon fulla knuts on Professor Trelawney.
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http://resources.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/questions/moneyold.htm
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Hogge Wild posted:D&D had a more logical currency system. Brits had 12 pence per shilling and 20 shillings per pound. The 'd' is from denarius, 's' from solidus and 'L' or '£' from libra or a Roman pound. Terry Pratchett posted:One shilling = Five Pee. It helps to understand the antique finances of the Witchfinder Army if you know the original British monetary system:
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