Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Ready! Set! Blow!
Jun 17, 2005

Red alert.

Roasted Donut posted:

i guess there could still be a hilarious 9th inning choke job but at this rate it'd have to be good for like 8 runs so nope

Hey, it's happened before http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PHA/PHA192910120.shtml

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Fun to watch the Cubs play against a high school retard club.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Announcer: "Eh, Arrieta's basically unbeatable, you don't need to keep watching."

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Goddamn that inning.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
this is gonna be a quick game

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Man, Arrieta is dirty.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

it's chill that the cards don't need to play against this guy for awhile

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

holy poo poo

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Rodney's gonna find a way to gently caress this up.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Some Numbers posted:

Announcer: "Eh, Arrieta's basically unbeatable, you don't need to keep watching."

Just speaking facts

Don't quote this when a meltdown happens plz

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Ohhhhhhh my goiioooddddd. I am a very spooky skeleton.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Poque posted:

Ohhhhhhh my goiioooddddd. I am a very spooky skeleton.

So Kevlar, how smashed is Poque?

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

DemeaninDemon posted:

Rodney's gonna find a way to gently caress this up.

I know he's been a lot better for the Cubs, but I wouldn't put Rodney anywhere near this field tonight.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Poque posted:

Ohhhhhhh my goiioooddddd. I am a very spooky skeleton.

Hey, skeletons can't drink. The liquid just falls through their body.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Maybe the Pirates will pull a Royals this year. Implausible late inning comeback ahoy!

Alternatively, this is what they get for not going with the proven vet who has been there before in AJ Burnett.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Its so awkward having an interview with the losing manager during the game.

A large farva
Sep 5, 2006

Ramrod XTreme
That's right bucco time to get on the phone.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Popete posted:

Its so awkward having an interview with the losing manager during the game.

I'd ask if they believe in a Barry Bonds' Curse

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Well at least if my team is eliminated I get to officially stop caring about this poo poo sport.

edit: hey look the strike zone grew

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
this result is okay because I like this cubs team but I also really like the bucs and it's a tragedy that one of these teams will be done after tonight while the dodgers and cardinals live on

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Someone trying to light the stadium on fire.

ego symphonic
Feb 23, 2010

Akbar posted:

this result is okay because I like this cubs team but I also really like the bucs and it's a tragedy that one of these teams will be done after tonight while the dodgers and cardinals live on

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Akbar posted:

this result is okay because I like this cubs team but I also really like the bucs and it's a tragedy that one of these teams will be done after tonight while the dodgers and cardinals live on

Next time win 101.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

I still can't believe the cubs won 97 games and they are the away team.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
awfully hard to win when even your hard hit balls go right to fielders

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

tadashi posted:

I still can't believe the cubs won 97 games and they are the away team.

Well with the old system their season would be over.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Poonerman posted:

awfully hard to win when even your hard hit balls go right to fielders

Yeah or maybe the 6 strikeouts

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

tadashi posted:

I still can't believe the cubs won 97 games and they are the away team.

Away team in a Wild Card game. That's some Cubs luck right there.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Popete posted:

Away team in a Wild Card game. That's some Cubs luck right ther.

Best division ever.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Called my dad to ask his opinion of the game so far. "Plenty of time for them to turn into the Cubs." That's a true fan of 64 years right there.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Popete posted:

Away team in a Wild Card game. That's some Cubs luck right there.

Away team in a Wild Card game with the Cy Young pitcher boo loving hoo (longer gibberish/cursing rant redacted)

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
I can't believe they won 97 regardless.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Everything is lit

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

jesus fuckin christ

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Fowler's on fire this game, jesus christ.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Offensive juggernaut Dexter Fowler.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Extend Fowler for all the money.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
HIT.
loving.
DINGERS.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Folwer has scored a lot of runs tonight.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Fowler!!!!!!!!

  • Locked thread