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Senf
Nov 12, 2006

that's a quality stolen base right there

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moolchaba
Jul 21, 2007
Arrieta gonna throw a few glass bulbs this inning. Hide your balls.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://vine.co/v/e0ziDWjHr5n

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Since this game has gotten ugly, I'd like to not wish the NLDS-bound cubs good luck and instead hope they brutally and insanely lose.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Can Congress just go ahead and ban FanDuel already?

BWV
Feb 24, 2005



weak left jab right there

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Crazy Ted posted:

Can Congress just go ahead and ban FanDuel already?

Don't forget DraftKings

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
usually it's lunch box who completely loses his mind. glad it was serpico's turn it's the first cool thing he's done all year

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Wow. That's some bullshit that Watson didn't get tossed.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Raylen posted:

Don't slide into second base and intentionally injure our Rookie of the Year candidate. That's bullshit.

Yeah that makes it totally cool to intentionally hit Arietta just because he's wearing the same colour pajamas

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

His timing is a little off. He needs to spend more time with the speed cooler.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Crazy Ted posted:

Can Congress just go ahead and ban FanDuel already?

But don't you want to win over 2 million dollars from like a 30 dollar deposit?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Sean Rodriguez on that water cooler is the only good contact the Pirates have made all night.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I hope the Cards win the NLDS.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

TMMadman posted:

But don't you want to win over 2 million dollars from like a 30 dollar deposit?
I'll do it the old-fashioned way: selling cocaine in Miami.

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002

Lt. Chips posted:

His timing is a little off. He needs to spend more time with the speed cooler.

Empty milk jugs, you mean.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Alain Post posted:

Lmfao if you don't watch the Padres/Braves brawl from '84 repeatedly
the best version of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P61A9D4YqD4

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

A Cubs player sprang knee first into Kang's knee. He knew that his action would possibly destroy a man's career and only shed one single tear. Playing the game the right way is a heavy burden to bear.

Then Maddon lightened the mood by saying Kang had "plant-hard fasciitis."

Several weeks later the Pirates lose again in a Wild Card game.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Someone get Brandon Marshall on the phone. He needs to know what happened.
Carlos zambrano scoffs

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Alain Post posted:

I hope the Cards win the NLDS.
hell, same

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Spoeank posted:

Sean Rodriguez on that water cooler is the only good contact the Pirates have made all night.
Maybe he should have pitched tonight, they could've used a hard throwing righty

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Alain Post posted:

I hope the Cards win the NLDS.
this is hosed up

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Graig Nettles kicked rear end. Could use him on the Pirates now. Would have tought the bitch rear end cubs a lesson.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Please don't make the Cubs use more than like 1 reliever...

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
if I was in a baseball fight I'd probably try to stab someone hth

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Alain Post posted:

I hope the Cards win the NLDS.

Good, good. Let the hate flow through you.

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
go to your bullpen Joe

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Raylen posted:

Don't slide into second base and intentionally injure our Rookie of the Year candidate. That's bullshit.

Im not sure you understand how baseball works. Coghlan was not intentionally trying to hurt Kang. It was a bad slide that should be banned, but again not intentional.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

tinstaach posted:

Yeah that makes it totally cool to intentionally hit Arietta just because he's wearing the same colour pajamas

Everyone's playing the game the right way for once. :)

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




The rest of this game should be finished in the style of Base Wars.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'm no longer alive. I'm dead.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Aramis will be our savior

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
he rattled

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Popete posted:

Im not sure you understand how baseball works. Coghlan was not intentionally trying to hurt Kang. It was a bad slide that should be banned, but again not intentional.

I don't think you understand how jumping into people's legs works. Coghlan had to understand the consequences of his choice. My understanding is that it was technically a legal baseball play, but the rule is dangerous and Coghlan is a lovely person.

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

Moxie posted:

A Cubs player sprang knee first into Kang's knee. He knew that his action would possibly destroy a man's career and only shed one single tear. Playing the game the right way is a heavy burden to bear.

Then Maddon lightened the mood by saying Kang had "plant-hard fasciitis."

Several weeks later the Pirates lose again in a Wild Card game.

Unfortunately we're getting drowned out by the shitposting Cubs fans who think none of this intentional and just "GOOD BASEBALL!!!:smug:"

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

This play by play dude is pretty terrible

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Raylen posted:

Unfortunately we're getting drowned out by the shitposting Cubs fans who think none of this intentional and just "GOOD BASEBALL!!!:smug:"
Dont assume all of us shitposters are cubs fans alright

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


My favorite part were the fans who walked up to the edge of the dugout to throw beer

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
I wish tbs would show pitch count

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

New Concept Hole posted:

Everyone's playing the game the right way for once. :)

Cardinals fan spotted

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