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Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
This thread:

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Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
lol sick gun down

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"
get rid of the playoffs entirely and all the players on the yankees & cardinals get eaten by a dragon at the end of every season imo

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


TOOTBLAN

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Would have been pretty loving funny if that fan caught the ball.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Senf posted:

If pitchers were tossed from games for their lovely pitching then like a third of the league's pitchers wouldn't ever finish an outing you idiot

How common is it really to get two HBP high and tight in the same game?

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
Holy poo poo

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Well, toot my blan.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Hold on to your butts

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Dr. Tommy John posted:

get rid of the playoffs entirely and all the players on the yankees & cardinals get eaten by a dragon at the end of every season imo

this is the most sensible post in this entire thread :agreed:

moolchaba
Jul 21, 2007
So glad to see the pirates smiling and fans... so happy for you guys.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Its still funny. It will never not be funny.

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
TOOTBLAN

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Moxie posted:

How common is it really to get two HBP high and tight in the same game?
you should've watched brett myers pitch

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Oh well, I'm not going to to be upset about trying to stretch that into a double with a 4-0 lead going into the bottom of the 9th.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Awwwwww Russell :(

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
It wasn't so much bad base running as a really well played carom there.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

So do people really believe there's some sort of conspiracy against the Pirates

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Is Russell ok? He looked maybe hurt there.

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

Moxie posted:

How common is it really to get two HBP high and tight in the same game?

more common than your weird little narrative permits you to think, I guess?

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002

That was an unfortunate decision.

And now, the bottom of the ninth. Cubs fans are suddenly filled with more dread than any Pirates fan out there.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Lt. Chips posted:

Its still funny. It will never not be funny.

it is that he comes up for a second attack because the gatorade machine hasn't had enough

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Bip Roberts posted:

Would have been pretty loving funny if that fan caught the ball.

And rips off his Pirates hat to reveal Steve Bartman.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

achillesforever6 posted:

It's just that we saw this exactly last year and we know that in the next season Bob Nutting is going to gently caress this team by not giving any money and the rich rear end in a top hat teams will take our free agents and then we will have another 20 year losing streak that will lead to us losing a few bullshit wildcard games
a) At least they aren't the Reds.
b) Penguins start tomorrow :respek:

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

MichiganCubbie posted:

Is Russell ok? He looked maybe hurt there.

Maybe he has TOOTBLANhard fasciitis

I hope so

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


yeah, marte played that perfectly and has a howitzer. pirates outfield is insane.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Aurora posted:

So do people really believe there's some sort of conspiracy against the Pirates

The phantom curse of Capt. Barrold.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
takin bets on how hard we choke now, i've got "the entire field spontaneously combusts" at 2:1

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Lt. Chips posted:

Well poo poo, I guess he just assumed that was your point instead of the completely idiotic garbage you actually believe.
*eli manning throws ball 20 yards into the stands*

*ref throws the flag*

PERSONAL FOUL: THE QUARTERBACK IS REALLY lovely

THAT PLAYER HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
Oh look Elizabeth Banks in a real estate commercial

That Hunger Games money goes fast

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Literally The Worst posted:

takin bets on how hard we choke now, i've got "the entire field spontaneously combusts" at 2:1

oh man cubs meltdown would be so so so cool here

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I can't wait for the Sean Rodriguez v. Gatorade gifs.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Literally The Worst posted:

takin bets on how hard we choke now, i've got "the entire field spontaneously combusts" at 2:1

Meteor

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

did you guys know that lebron james is coming back oct 27

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I want both teams to win, and neither team to win. For some reason I found myself rooting for the Pirates though.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


arrieta still out there

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Aurora posted:

did you guys know that lebron james is coming back oct 27

Who?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Quest For Glory II posted:

*eli manning throws ball 20 yards into the stands*

*ref throws the flag*

PERSONAL FOUL: THE QUARTERBACK IS REALLY lovely

THAT PLAYER HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED

Rip Jay Cutler

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Raylen posted:

where did I ever say Arrieta's pitches were intentional? I said he should have been thrown out for his lovely pitching but continue putting words in my mouth lmao keep living up to your user name

lovely pitcher Jake Arrieta

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