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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I'm so sick of the traditional AFC powers.

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Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

texans staff should be on the hot seat imo

basically all afc south teams that lose to an andrew luck less colts should be fired

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mikemil828: May 15, 2008; A man who has said too much

PrinceRandom posted:

he was down tho?

No one touched him till he was in the end zone I guess

Also shootouts ftw

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

the refs are all stars

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

The badness of the Texans is made that much more satisfying thanks to Hard Knocks.

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Eifert Posting posted:

I'm so sick of the traditional AFC powers.

power seems like a strong word for the Colts

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

facts about matt hasselbeck

- he rules
- owned the saints in the playoffs when the seahawks were 7-9
- wants the ball
- is going to score

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

lol the Texans are a joke

lol they gave a shitload of money to Kareem Jackson and Derek Newton and Whitney Mercilus

lol the contract extension for Mercilus wasn't "He broke out during a contract year" but rather "He was showing signs he had the potential to break out the following year during a contract year"

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Hasselbeck intentionally constantly throwing to Johnson so Texans fans miss him even more

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Bobo the Red: Aug 14, 2004; Lay off the marmot

This Colts backup is the best passer. Just lobs it and lets the other team destroy itself

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anne frank fanfic: Oct 31, 2005

lol at the refs stealing the game from the Mighty Texans

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

mikemil828 posted:

No one touched him till he was in the end zone I guess

Also shootouts ftw

Shoutouts don't take 5+ minutes to score

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Eifert Posting posted:

I'm so sick of the traditional AFC powers.

I agree, I'm sick of seeing the Bengals in the playoffs

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I agree, I'm sick of seeing the Bengals in the playoffs

same

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Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

basically never hire from the belichick tree for your hc

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cp91886: Oct 26, 2005

Colts need to throw some blitzes on this drive or it's gonna be 27-24 in a few minutes.

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Intruder posted:

lol the Texans are a joke

lol they gave a shitload of money to Kareem Jackson and Derek Newton and Whitney Mercilus

lol the contract extension for Mercilus wasn't "He broke out during a contract year" but rather "He was showing signs he had the potential to break out the following year during a contract year"

Also, get this: Whitney is a girl's name

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Luck is so goofy

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trapt: Sep 21, 2010

Quest For Glory II posted:

facts about matt hasselbeck

- he rules
- owned the saints in the playoffs when the seahawks were 7-9
- wants the ball
- is going to score

- is not scared of a snake

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Intruder posted:

lol the Texans are a joke

It seems like every time I see Clowney he is limping around. Does the dude just always limp? Beast against the run though, if he can learn to be acceptable in space, will be a monster.

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Piggles: Oct 10, 2006; Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!

Bobo the Red posted:

This Colts backup is the best passer. Just lobs it and lets the other team destroy itself

"this colts backup" is a goddamn hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kekUJl23QU

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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

I'm so sick of the traditional AFC powers.

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Quest For Glory II posted:

facts about matt hasselbeck

- he rules
- owned the saints in the playoffs when the seahawks were 7-9
- wants the ball
- is going to score

He is so old that he backed up Brett Favre in Green Bay when Reggie White was still playing for them.

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squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

Athanatos posted:

power seems like a strong word for the Colts

Traditional AFC Not as lovely as the rest of them -house?

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

afc south, brandon routh. interesting to think about

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Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Quest For Glory II posted:

facts about matt hasselbeck

- he rules
- owned the saints in the playoffs when the seahawks were 7-9
- wants the ball
- is going to score

-Sister-in-law is loving bonkers

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

yeah, arm tackles, cool

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I agree, I'm sick of seeing the Bengals in the playoffs

the Texans have been in just as many playoff games in the past 4 seasons.

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Goddamn foster is good

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ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Ah, that wonderful Colts tackling.

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Piggles: Oct 10, 2006; Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!

uhhhh. that owned.

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

The Texans are last place in the most garbage division in NFL history

Great job all

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Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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