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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I keep meaning to start it but then I get distracted. I will remedy my shameful ways

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
so uh apparently Greg Yaitanes directed a couple direct-to-video action movies back in the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsHVb_p0cQY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GZNHZbG_Y

anyone ever seen these? first one at least looks pretty dope

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

LORD OF BUTT posted:

so uh apparently Greg Yaitanes directed a couple direct-to-video action movies back in the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsHVb_p0cQY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GZNHZbG_Y

anyone ever seen these? first one at least looks pretty dope

So he directed what basically are 90s-era JCVD movies except not with JCVD?

I'd watch the poo poo out of those (80s and 90s direct-to-video action movies with their crazy montages and music are a guilty pleasure of mine), and basically any time I see a new JCVD movie out in theaters on DVD in the wal-mart bargain bin I buy it, so that gives an idea of how much I want to find these movies.

e: Is that Michael Dudikoff in the first trailer?!?!?!! :allears:

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
GET READY FO THE PAIN

THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMIN

WHOO WHOO

WHOO WHOO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbEOAbr5R90

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Cannot loving wait :flashfap:

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Was that a character death? :ohdear:

A MOTHERFUCKING FLAMETHROWER :hellyeah:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DivisionPost posted:

GET READY FO THE PAIN

THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMIN

WHOO WHOO

WHOO WHOO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbEOAbr5R90

aw man I thought I read JUNE 29 at the end

rejutka posted:

Was that a character death? :ohdear:

That's what I saw too, but I rewatched it and it may just be a similar looking guy? Either way if its really that character it's more of a spoiler that he lives, since why would they spoil that?

bring back old gbs fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Oct 9, 2015

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
They are not putting a major characters death in the trailer. It's not Fox.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

I just came

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
Ugh, Eliza Dushku can't act.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

rapeface posted:

Ugh, Eliza Dushku can't act.

I don't care, she loving gorgeous. Also Hood looking haggard as gently caress is not a good sign. Also gently caress YES they're gonna gently caress up some white power assholes this season.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
I assume Bunker is just going to bottle that poo poo up for a few episodes until he Hulks Hoods out all over the Aryan assholes.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Rhyno posted:

I don't care, she loving gorgeous. Also Hood looking haggard as gently caress is not a good sign. Also gently caress YES they're gonna gently caress up some white power assholes this season.

I used to think so too, but after seeing her act in so much stuff, she's joined the ranks of the super hot girls I don't find hot anymore along with Blake Lively and Julie Bowen.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

rapeface posted:

I used to think so too, but after seeing her act in so much stuff, she's joined the ranks of the super hot girls I don't find hot anymore along with Blake Lively and Julie Bowen.

Oh I'm sure she could fake an orgasm just fine don't write her off

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I wanted at least two more seasons :(

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Holy gently caress how do I put myself in stasis until January

I don't think I can wait any longer

e: Anna with a flamethrower and Proctor with a loving chainsaw holy god damned balls this is going to be the best thing ever

CeeJee
Dec 4, 2001
Oven Wrangler

LORD OF BUTT posted:

e: Anna with a flamethrower and Proctor with a loving chainsaw holy god damned balls this is going to be the best thing ever

There must be some kind of list with murder methods they're ticking off and there were the last few. Everything else from rocket launchers to attack dogs has already been seen.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Making us wait until January 16 is cruel, but I have no doubt they are using that extra month or so to make the final season extra awesome.

I think I'm going to marathon the entire show to get ready

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

rapeface posted:

I used to think so too, but after seeing her act in so much stuff, she's joined the ranks of the super hot girls I don't find hot anymore along with Blake Lively and Julie Bowen.

Julie Bowen is still amazing, shut your whore mouth.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Being in sitcoms kind of kills actors and actresses for me, but I still really like Julie Bowen and she still looks great, pretty much exactly like she did in Happy Gilmore

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Modern Family is a bit of a guilty pleasure for me and I still have fond memories of her on Boston Legal, dat office attire. :allears:

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Deakul posted:

Modern Family is a bit of a guilty pleasure for me and I still have fond memories of her on Boston Legal, dat office attire. :allears:

My wife and I like Modern Family, and it's even better because it lacks a laugh track telling me when to laugh

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

life is killing me posted:

My wife and I like Modern Family, and it's even better because it lacks a laugh track telling me when to laugh

Oh god yes, I can't stand laugh tracks.
There's a few sitcoms I'd love to get into but I just can't because of the laugh tracks. (MASH and Friends spring to mind)

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
The real crime is that nobody remembers Julie Bowen from Ed.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

DivisionPost posted:

The real crime is that nobody remembers Julie Bowen from Ed.

I do! But Rena Sofer :allears:

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
The final season premieres on April 1st.

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

DivisionPost posted:

The final season premieres on April 1st.

Everything I'm seeing is saying January 29th.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Maybe it ends April 1st?

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Solice Kirsk posted:

Maybe it ends April 1st?

March 19th

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Jusupov posted:

March 19th

Well there goes my hopes for a super long final season.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Looks like it is really April 1st.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrVQqlDda_4

gently caress

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Deakul posted:

Looks like it is really April 1st.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrVQqlDda_4

gently caress

what the gently caress, Cinemax

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Soothing Vapors posted:

what the gently caress, Cinemax

January is ruined :negative:

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Nah, Black Sails is still scheduled for January.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Awww, the chick i'm seeing will be crushed by this.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

January is significantly less good now. When did they change the date? Why did they let us look forward to January for so long and then say, "Why not make them wait three extra months?"

This better be because they are perfecting the fight and sex scenes to make it extra awesome.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
We can but hope Hood is calling in his old mates Scott and Stonebridge for the best Banshee EVER.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Holding out hope that it's just an April Fool's joke

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Inspector 34 posted:

Holding out hope that it's just an April Fool's joke

A little early for that, wouldn't you say?

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TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Just starting Season 1. 3 episodes in and jesus christ, this main character guy is just destroying pussy left and right... Does he keep the pace up? :)

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