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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Shill Citizen

Is there somewhere to watch the Con live?

e: sorry, it's just http://www.twitch.tv/starcitizen

BeefThief fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Oct 10, 2015

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik

AvatarOfBolrog
Oct 6, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Tank Boy Ken posted:

May I ask what kind of work you do for him?
You may ask.

AvatarOfBolrog
Oct 6, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

BeefThief posted:

Shill Citizen

Is there somewhere to watch the Con live?

e: sorry, it's just http://www.twitch.tv/starcitizen

Twitch.tv/CIGcommunity or their youtube not sure which or if both or neither. Not sure of anything it seems.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

AvatarOfBolrog
Oct 6, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I'm loving up sorry guys I'm still pretty new to this whole 'being internet scammed because my friend is a brainwashed idiot' thing.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
how have you not been perma'd by ralp yet, lmao

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

sometimes you just don't know how people value things

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

I'd also like to ask how do you feel about this:


I'm not sure I understand how this works.

Eonwe posted:

how have you not been perma'd by ralp yet, lmao

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

BurnBlackJay posted:

?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

i just realized someone got banned in the star citizen thread yesterday for posting "?" in response to my Archeage post

:eyepop:

flamingdawg
May 25, 2006
seraph is weird and creepy i dont like him

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

EminusSleepus posted:

sometimes you just don't know how people value things



:yikes:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

flamingdawg posted:

seraph is weird and creepy i dont like him

brave

Aesaar
Mar 19, 2015
The twitch chat is 90% goons and it's amazing. I got banned twice for making jokes about DickWulf.


EminusSleepus posted:

sometimes you just don't know how people value things



I know this guy, and he's being sarcastic. He and I mock the poo poo out of SC on IRC. He reads this thread. So does Haidds.

Aesaar fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Oct 10, 2015

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

flamingdawg posted:

seraph is weird and creepy i dont like him

Same. Seraph please note down these numbers:


And also get some help concerning your "desires". There is help out there. And even you can deal with it.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
I loved that they got their "Facility Manager" on the stream yesterday, because it's a black woman.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

GaussianCopula posted:

I loved that they got their "Facility Manager" on the stream yesterday, because it's a black woman.

lol

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

http://www.twitch.tv/thedereksmart

live!! lol

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS
When do they announce multi crew again?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

holy lol

Lochness_Hamster
Sep 27, 2007
DS is on this twitch http://www.twitch.tv/thedereksmart

lauresh
Jun 1, 2013

What are we having for dinner?

Derek Smart still has me blocked on twitter, he has deemed me unworthy of derektopia

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

Fil5000 posted:

When did they announce multi crew again?

A long time ago, in a kickstarter far away.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

lmbo

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Tank Boy Ken posted:

A long time ago, in a kickstarter far away.

No I know that I mean what time do they demo it again and tell us it's coming in two weeks

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



lauresh posted:

Derek Smart still has me blocked on twitter, he has deemed me unworthy of derektopia

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Derek types real fast.

Also he seems kind of manic.

I'm wasting my life.

Berious fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Oct 10, 2015

Kryopsis
Jun 30, 2012

Shapes and colours the likes of which I've never seen!
Sooner or later, it will turn out that literally every single person in Twitch chat is actually a goon trolling. Including mods.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


So I decided to see how Seraph was before Star Citizen broke him. As it turns out his entire career on reddit started because he was banned from RSI!

quote:

I did in fact get myself a vasectomy. The decision was not made lightly, and there were several reasons:

I love sex, but hate the idea of becoming financially enslaved to the tune of $18,000 / year, on average, per child. Not including higher ed costs. I prefer to be fluid-bonded with my partners, because sex feels way better without condoms.

I believe birth control is an equal responsibility of the man and woman. Many of the women that I have been with have suffered negative mood effects or frequent cramping/bleeding as a result of birth control. By taking matters into my own hands, I can spare them that.

I have ethical concerns about spawning more Homo Sapiens on a planet with nearly 7 billion of them, since Earth has a sustainable carrying capacity of only around 2 billion of us. If I decide I want kids, I'll adopt.

I have genetics that statistically predispose my offspring to a great deal of mental anguish in the context of modern schooling / society. It's a smallish pre-frontal cortex size & lowered executive-functioning situation I have no wish to curse any other potential humans with. The human mind is an orchestra of voices. In most people, their is a conductor to keep all of them organized and in-sync. Think of the conductor as the pre-frontal cortex. In my brain, the conductor is basically absent. It sucks, hard. Mostly because of this.

Now if you'll kindly excuse me, I have pressing pirate matters to attend to.

P.S.

Folks of highish intelligence are like the pandas of the human reproduction world, we tend not to breed well in captivity. In women, maternal urges actually drop 25% for every 15 extra IQ points! You may find this interesting:

:smith:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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:stare:

3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
derek are you on drugs right now

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
Purge Seraph.

:hitler:

flamingdawg
May 25, 2006
btw i've been to the shops twice today and both times i forgot to get milk

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
Derek is behaving like some glitched NPC with only one audio loop.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

So what's going on in this game?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Eonwe posted:

derek are you on drugs right now

lets ride

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Derek is behaving like some glitched NPC with only one audio loop.

he is RPing a star citizen NPC

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
Derek smart. I called first on the groot.

MINE.

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