Star Citizen: Fear, Uncertainty, and Debt

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Star Citizen: Fear, Uncertainty, and Debt

Melted_Igloo: Nov 26, 2007

did anyone ask this but isn't the game supposed to be released before they start having the 'cons

its a new frightening age we live in :ohdear:

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:27

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:55

Dante80: Mar 23, 2015

sorla78 posted:

More Concorde

Is any woman actually there (besides Skeletor)?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:27

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Dante80 posted:

Is any woman actually there?

Surely thou meanst FEMALES?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:28

JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002; Omar strollin'

Melted_Igloo posted:

did anyone ask this but isn't the game supposed to be released before they start having the 'cons

actual critical questions, thoughtful or not, are met with vitriolic resistance

#notacult

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:28

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Latest News: Man stopped at door trying to smuggle air horn in down his pants, initial reports suggest the man was actually stopped because Sandi thought the bulge may have been unkempt pubes

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:29

sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:29

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

Sorla, how does it smell?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:30

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

sorla78 posted:

Wow a screen with a picture of a jpeg on it
Exciting!

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:30

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

30 minutes left till peak Jpegs.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:31

sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

I am just stealing and reposting (Edit: But I guess they choose a hangar for a reason)

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:31

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

sorla78 posted:

Doubleplusungood oldthinkers crimespeak citcon.

No joke I'm freaking out right now. CITIZENSHIP MUST BE EARNED and fascist color palette oh my lord lmao.

And the need to recruit celebrities ... this is Scientology.

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Oct 10, 2015

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:32

LITERALLY MY FETISH: Nov 11, 2010; Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

Be careful they don't see you posting on something awful sorla, they might turn rabid if they did

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:32

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Which of you dudes is there's-- AP and Peter Gabriel?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:34

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

The fact that this event is called Citizen Con is the surest sign I have that I actually exist in a Douglas Coupland novel.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:34

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

Be careful they don't see you posting on something awful sorla, they might turn rabid if they did

They might start showing him jpegs of angry mobs :ohdear:

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:34

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

G0RF posted:

Which of you dudes is there's-- AP and Peter Gabriel?

Nah I didn't bother in the end lol
I'm at another gaming thing tomorrow in Manchester though, one with real games

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:35

sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:35

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Hello.

Skipping pages again. Derek Smart was on twitch? What's happened?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:36

sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

Female detected.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:37

SirTagz: Feb 25, 2014

Paladinus posted:

Hello.

Skipping pages again. Derek Smart was on twitch? What's happened?

He made a channel which got banned. Then he hosted a stream on youtube and talked about himself for an hour

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:37

Dante80: Mar 23, 2015

Paladinus posted:

Hello.

Skipping pages again. Derek Smart was on twitch? What's happened?

banned from twitch, did a youtube stream. all is good.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:38

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

sorla78 posted:

the only cool thing there is the plane

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:38

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

sorla78 posted:

The Concorde. The plane that got shut down because it was too pricey to maintain. Cool.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:38

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Anyway I have to go out to a wedding do

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:38

OhDearGodNo: Jan 3, 2014

That's a terrible place to have a presentation.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:38

Dante80: Mar 23, 2015

sorla78 posted:

Female detected.

Thats not a female. Nobody is looking at her (except that 60year old creep at far right center).

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:38

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Dante80 posted:

Thats not a female. Nobody is looking at her.

That's the giveaway that she is a woman tbh

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:39

Peroxide Cowboy: Nov 30, 2013

peter gabriel posted:

I wonder how many of them have looked up, snorted and said 'meh, it's no vindicator '

when suddenly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYAOHYKBYas

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:40

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

permabanned for free beer

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:45

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

SirTagz posted:

He made a channel which got banned. Then he hosted a stream on youtube and talked about himself for an hour

Dante80 posted:

banned from twitch, did a youtube stream. all is good.

Good.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:45

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I don't know who Jack Huston is but he's one of the guys hired for SQ42.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjvxtR40E8Q

ELLE - Short - Cloud Imperium Games - Writer/Director/Producer: Sandi Gardiner; Cast: Jack Huston

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:45

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

You have to love how they're set up under the wings of Concorde.

A project well known for returning less than it cost, failing frequently, and leaving service due to a massive fatal crash.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:47

SirTagz: Feb 25, 2014

CIG has updated homepage layout. Some new section incoming. Old news i guess?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:48

sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

Admire the greeble.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:50

SirTagz: Feb 25, 2014

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ship-upgrades

Ship upgrades added

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:50

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

G0RF posted:

Which of you dudes is there's-- AP and Peter Gabriel?

I'm happier at home thanks for asking.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:50

sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

3h presentation and about 1h video only content confirmed.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:50

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Stream delayed 40 minutes.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

My predictions:

1. ~~There will be some kind of bug or error that delays the presentation. It should be noted that CIG was still uploading things to the UK today and CR continues demand more stuff be added.~~

2. An Aegis dogfighter priced at or above $175 will be made available. At least one reference to Vindicator will be made. It will be better than the Super Hornet.

3. The SQ42 cast will be revealed and estimates on their price will go into the millions.

4. The FPS will be shown. It will be painfully generic and uninspired, showing a complete lack of cohesion or innovation.

5. Multi-crew will be shown. Maybe a scripted boarding assault. It will raise more questions than answers.

6. ~~Chris will wear black. Sandi will wear something awkward.~~

7. At least one part of the presentation will be repeated due to something loving up.

8. True believers will have their faith increased. Everyone else will just think it's pathetic.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:51

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

SirTagz posted:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ship-upgrades

Ship upgrades added

Stop posting, thanks.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:51

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:55

Synchronized: Jul 24, 2011; Tick Tock.

SirTagz posted:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ship-upgrades

Ship upgrades added

Oh boy.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:51

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Star Citizen: Fear, Uncertainty, and Debt

«‹›746 »