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Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

D1E posted:

THIS... is the BEGINNING... of the Star Citizen Universe

ALPHA 2.0

Which would mean its at least another 3 years away lol.

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drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
Soiled Meat
Are game cons usually presented by PowerPoint?

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
even Roberts is struggling to muster enthusiasm for this runny poop.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


A million square kilometers, with 38 missions.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
One single battle. All you need is to show one single battle from beginning to end. But nope, emotes, elevators and weapons.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

all of this just adds to eventual indie film that i'll definitely be watching

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Haha...they are making a space game map that is 200km high..comparing it to Skyrim.

Synchronized
Jul 24, 2011
Tick Tock.
Those who missed the speech and want to experience it for themselves can see it here: http://www.twitch.tv/starcitizen/v/20068257

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
BIG NUMBERS

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
im the 2 quadrillion meters in the game

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
All the poo poo he lists only exists in his coke-riddled brain.

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Derek Smart: Please go make a big empty void map with NINE SEXTILLION CUBIC KILOMETERS OF SPACE just to trump this, tia.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Trillions of kilometres of empty space!

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Guys that schedule we had before gently caress that because we decided to give you the whole game at once

I promise there's a game

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
When you're launching creating? a game in 2015 I don't think Daggerfall should be your comparison point.

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME
He's seriously comparing space, which is vast and empty, to Elder Scrolls? :psyduck:

PseudoFaux
Oct 9, 2012
I don't think anyone can beat the milkyway in size

Piekuuns
May 15, 2009
Our empty space is bigger than everything else in gaming world.

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
He didn't mention Elite Dangerous or any other space sims like Eve, ahhahaha

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

YOU DON'T GET TO COMPARE MAP SPACE WITH ELDER SCROLLS WHEN YOUR MAP SPACE IS LITERALLY SPACE

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
How long till he tries to sell them new ships that dont exist of the back of empty promises of this huge new PU?

Beef Hardcheese
Jan 21, 2003

HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT


"The biggest other games out there..."

::lists a bunch of non-spaceship games::

:allears:

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
Soiled Meat
Compression of play spaces, so you don't get bored in space.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Still very very big

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
four years for alpha 2.0 coming at some unannounced date

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Proteus4994 posted:

When you're launching creating? a game in 2015 I don't think Daggerfall should be your comparison point.

MILES AND MILES OF PROCEDURAL CONTENT THAT CONTAINS LITERALLY NOTHING

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Did he say when any of that was coming out? I think I missed it

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
We've got everything in 2.0. But we need more money.

imperialparadox
Apr 17, 2012

Don't tell me no one has told the girl she isn't exactly human!

Dapper Dan posted:

He didn't mention Elite Dangerous or any other space sims like Eve, ahhahaha

Those are working games, not dreams. They don't count.

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
DATA MINE HOTLY CONTESTED

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME
"And...uhh....let's go to the next one"

lol he sounds loving bored, just rambling off this list of features to be added in two weeks.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


The know the exact number of kilometers, down to the decimal, but nope, no idea about the date.

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
I didn't know bullshitting was so exhausting. Someone get Croberts a pillow and a glass of water before he passes out.

Reclaimer
Sep 3, 2011

Pierced through the heart
but never killed



Star Citizen: Still don't know why she's leaving



Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Hammerstein posted:

All the poo poo he lists only exists in his coke-riddled brain.

THE FEVER DREAM OF A WILD COKE ADDICT WITH 90 MILLION.

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


EmberRip: Derek "Funhater" Smart is prob watching this in a dark room in a blanket, sobbing.

haha gottem

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


and uhhhhhh and uhhhhh uhhhhh aand uhhhhhhhh

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Clues? He has no clues.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
loving dude has a serious case of mush mouth. his loving voice is irritating as all gently caress. god drat take some speech classes or something.

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Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Crowd is very quiet. They're all thinking how much delay this will mean.

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