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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

I've got my credit card so im not too bothered and it gives me a good excuse to have a long lunch

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Vitamins posted:

cool a moron pensioner drove the wrong way down the m1 and killed another guy

it also made me late for work

kill all old people (sorry phoon)

what bet that pensioner's last seconds were spent irked about how other people need to learn to drive :bahgawd:

like how so many old people blast their horns at roundabouts because they each seem to have their own arcane set of rules that are routinely broken by people following the highway code

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Not so fun fact is that anyone over the age of 36 didn't have to learn the Highway Code to begin with.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Phoon posted:

I've got my credit card so im not too bothered and it gives me a good excuse to have a long lunch

Are you having trout

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
https://youtu.be/bnrgc2Nzp90

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

learnincurve posted:

Not so fun fact is that anyone over the age of 36 didn't have to learn the Highway Code to begin with.

Bugger off, youngster.


Actual reason for posting: ok, which weather wizard is responsible for me being soaked when walking the dog this lunchtime because I think I may want to glare and perhaps write a strongly worded letter about how unnecessary it was.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

got my card sorted and bought some spam

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Phoon posted:

got my card sorted and bought some spam

why

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

just in case

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Kluliss posted:

Bugger off, youngster.


Actual reason for posting: ok, which weather wizard is responsible for me being soaked when walking the dog this lunchtime because I think I may want to glare and perhaps write a strongly worded letter about how unnecessary it was.

i had ice on my car this morning it was that cold, then by lunch it was blazing sunlight

ii think the weather wizard is drunk

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Phoon posted:

just in case

if the apocalypse happens i think i'd rather just die than have to eat spam

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
you could use it catch a dog then eat that

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i might feed some to the cat im trying to befriend

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
So as it turns out the guarantor was not ok and idk if everything is hosed as my letting agent isn't telling me poo poo at the moment

Should I just dig out a basement for my mum's house and accept my goony fate

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yes. You terrible waste of phosphorus.

Vyro Ingo
May 20, 2013

Vitamins posted:

i had ice on my car this morning it was that cold, then by lunch it was blazing sunlight

ii think the weather wizard is drunk

I stepped off my motorbike and entered my house as apocalypticly heavy rain started crashing down.....I did a little victory dance...it was a good day

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Phoon posted:

i might feed some to the cat im trying to befriend

your evil knows no bounds


anyway for my next trick i will eat an entire terry's chocolate orange as they're £1 in tescos at the moment

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
In one mouthful?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

anyway for my next trick i will eat an entire terry's chocolate orange as they're £1 in tescos at the moment

goatface posted:

In one mouthful?

Do this, or it's not really a trick. It's just eating a chocolate orange.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

you don't tell me what to do

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
choking on a whole terry's chocolate orange would be such a pointless goon death :(

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



witnessed an adult man fit 8 digestives in his gob today 😧

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I can just barely fit a whole jammie dodger in my mouth. How is eight digestives even possible?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Satchmo cheeks

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

so this happened to student accommodation, here in bristol


goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Was anything of value lost?

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Corbae posted:

so this happened to student accommodation, here in bristol




Yeah, I live just round the corner so promptly poo poo myself worrying about whether my place could catch on fire :ohdear:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



ok, im placing bets on some toff microwaving metal or starting a pan fire

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Corbae posted:

so this happened to student accommodation, here in bristol




is that ed millibands crossing the road?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Vitamins posted:

ii think the weather wizard is drunk
i got the flu all bets are off

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Corbae posted:

so this happened to student accommodation, here in bristol




the probably used that chinese aluminium cladding that is bursting into flames everywhere else at the moment

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

anyway for my next trick i will eat an entire terry's chocolate orange as they're £1 in tescos at the moment

Don't try to smash it open with your head
Or do, it's your choice tbh

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I want a chocolate orange now

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's not worth it, get a pack of rolos instead

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Rolos are kinda poo poo though

Boosts are good

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



dont eat nestle poo poo you jerks

HampHamp
Oct 30, 2006
The vending machine at work has just had new stock, among the delights on offer are wispa gold, boost, twirl, galaxy with bubbles, and minstrels. A good selection.

It's loving freezing here jesus

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
the vending machine at work has branston pickle flavour mini cheddars they are good

HampHamp
Oct 30, 2006
Years ago when walkers did the promotion where you could find 20 quid or 5 quid in packets of crisps, the vending machine in my old job had an entire row of cheese and onion containing 20 pound notes. Made 140 quid, and I didn't even eat the crisps lol

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



lol

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