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Dante80 posted:The main reason for the FPS being late is simply because many parts of it are being done over again. The the original plan for SM was for Illfonic to produce a separate module as a tech demo for testing, as well as the underlying tech that would enable FPS interaction into all parts of the game. This, and other separate modules were worked in parallel via SCRUM, with a distinct set of back-end and base code tenets communicated between the teams. wait they deleted sataball and all those arm palming the wall 0g animations and poo poo? wtf lol hahahahahaha lets make fps module a third time boys, redoing the constellation anyway, you have 8 months!
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Dante80 posted:The main reason for the FPS being late is simply because many parts of it are being done over again. The the original plan for SM was for Illfonic to produce a separate module as a tech demo for testing, as well as the underlying tech that would enable FPS interaction into all parts of the game. This, and other separate modules were worked in parallel via SCRUM, with a distinct set of back-end and base code tenets communicated between the teams. if only Ben would reply like this, he would look less like a turd
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:37 |
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Iron Tusk posted:He also could have, you know, gone to sleep. He's sleeping alright, sleeping with the fishes. Chris doesn't gently caress around, the minute Bootcha started asking too many questions Sandi stuck an ice pick in the back of his head.
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I feel like a character in LA Noire
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:38 |
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CrazyLoon posted:
Or, OR, he went to sleep because it was 3 am. Cmon thread.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:38 |
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Just dumped the bodies, let's get lunch
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:39 |
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peter gabriel posted:I feel like a character in LA Noire Over-engineered and often strangely and unsubtly animated?
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Tippis posted:Over-engineered and often strangely and unsubtly animated? Yes!
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Dapper Dan posted:http://www.cbetta.com/director/simon-paul-elms-2 this thread, this loving thread gets better every time i go to bed! it's like christmas morning for the past two weeks! thank you D.Smart!
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peter gabriel posted:
RSIrvoir Dogs.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:40 |
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I thought this thread was meant for making fun of nerds that blindly believe extraordinary claims made by a game developer, not for blindly believing extraordinary claims made by a few internet people. :notacult:
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:41 |
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:he should speak to a lawyer before doing anything else to do with his investment, last thing you want is to pull money out of a scheme that may be fraudulent before you get officials in oh god Bootcha unwittingly being part of a money laundering scheme... THIS IS THE poo poo MOVIES AND TV SHOWS ARE MADE FROM!
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:42 |
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Agrajag posted:oh god Bootcha unwittingly being part of a money laundering scheme... THIS IS THE poo poo MOVIES AND TV SHOWS ARE MADE FROM! I wonder if CRobber has already secured the movie rights?
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Ledenko posted:I thought this thread was meant for making fun of nerds that blindly believe extraordinary claims made by a game developer, not for blindly believing extraordinary claims made by a few internet people. :notacult: Hey, we're just having fun, because Derek Smart's suggested a funny thing. You can join in if you want.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:44 |
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ey if you want to rob yourself of the joy of role-playing a streetsmart gumshoe on the track of stolen money, mob connections and testes theftery, I dont think you know what fun is.
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Paladinus posted:Hey, we're just having fun, because Derek Smart's suggested a funny thing. You can join in if you want. I am! But some people are starting to look like they'd by prime casting material for a remake of Conspiracy Theory.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:46 |
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So, just to clarify, it's okay to mention the number of pages added overnight and ask for a recap? And it's okay to boggle at the number of posts in a short period, as long as you use a hilarious form of curse in the process? I just want to make sure I understand so I don't get probed again Help me, Kewpuh, you're my only hope...
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Agrajag posted:oh god Bootcha unwittingly being part of a money laundering scheme... THIS IS THE poo poo MOVIES AND TV SHOWS ARE MADE FROM! What did you think CR wants to make? a video game?
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Agrajag posted:oh god Bootcha unwittingly being part of a money laundering scheme... THIS IS THE poo poo MOVIES AND TV SHOWS ARE MADE FROM! Unwittingly.... right.
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Ledenko posted:I am! But some people are starting to look like they'd by prime casting material for a remake of Conspiracy Theory. I honestly think nothing much is going on and that the game is poo poo, apart form that gently caress it, it's all just fun to me
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Full Metal Boxers posted:So, just to clarify, it's okay to mention the number of pages added overnight and ask for a recap? And it's okay to boggle at the number of posts in a short period, as long as you use a hilarious form of curse in the process? The cool rule kewpuh spends the majority of his moderation time enforcing is good and extremely clear and you'rt a retard if you don't get it.
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Friendly Tumour posted:The cool rule kewpuh spends the majority of his moderation time enforcing is good and extremely clear and you'rt a retard if you don't get it. But what does it mean?
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peter gabriel posted:I honestly think nothing much is going on and that the game is poo poo, apart form that gently caress it, it's all just fun to me detective dancycat is indeed fun.. keep sleuthing.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:52 |
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I don't think anyone actively moderates this thread when seraph is not around.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:53 |
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Paladinus posted:RSIrvoir Dogs.
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peter gabriel posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
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peter gabriel posted:I honestly think nothing much is going on and that the game is poo poo, apart form that gently caress it, it's all just fun to me I hope to cripes this is true and Bootcha just decided to go to sleep. Still, his last post being nothing but CAPSLOCK panic...it does spur the imagination, no matter how bullshit it might be.
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peter gabriel posted:But what does it mean? it means you're going to get probated in the future.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:54 |
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I don't mean to derail anyone from this crowdsourced Columbu adventure, but for those who missed it, CIG's Press Demo post Citcon shows some janky FPS action at work. (Sorta.)
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:55 |
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I was starting to get bored of this thread and now it's amazing again.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:55 |
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More clarification time - what is Bootcha's stake in CIG? Did he invest dollars and dollars into the dream?
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:55 |
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Sandi will finally land a big role in the remake of Married to the Mob.tooterfish posted:This time no one wants to be Mr Black. Lol.
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Paladinus posted:I don't think anyone actively moderates this thread when seraph is not around. As anyone actually seen Seraph and the mods in the same room at the same time? Makes you think.
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Ledenko posted:More clarification time - what is Bootcha's stake in CIG? Did he invest dollars and dollars into the dream? He is an actual investor in CIG, like big boy dollars.. not just spaceship JAYPEEGEES
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AP posted:The death threats sent to Derek Smart do take on a new significance though. Derek, if you're reading you need to do that thing where you say "in the event of my sudden death for any reason, evidence will be forwarded to all the major news networks". Just to protect yourself, also it'll be funny. He delved too greedily and too deep.
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Ledenko posted:More clarification time - what is Bootcha's stake in CIG? Did he invest dollars and dollars into the dream? Bootcha's indicated he's put quite a bit of funds into CIG as venture capital. CIG has bought out other VCs, but it sounds like 5 remain. Meanwhile a horse-numbers twitter randomly points out connections between the mocap studio CIG is using, and Stefan Eriksson, member of the Swedish Mob (previously involved with Gizmondo). While Bootcha claims he has no direct knowledge of CIG funds, goons seem to think as VC he likely has legal right to peek behind the curtain.
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Also I keep seeing people asking why do spaceships need swing wings and turbine thrusters in zero gravity... and as much as I hate to actually side with Croberts about literally anything at this point, this one is really easily hand-waved away by saying "because they can also fly in atmosphere too." C'mon, goons, really? I mean, yeah, PHYSICS, but it's sci-fi for gently caress's sake. You might as well ask why an X-Wing has wings. There are so many better things to criticize Star Citizen for.
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G0RF posted:I don't mean to derail anyone from this crowdsourced Columbu adventure, but for those who missed it, CIG's Press Demo post Citcon shows some janky FPS action at work. (Sorta.) The bit where a dude falls over in front of you for no reason while his gun stays floating in midair is the best, especially as there's a dead hostile on the floor with their physics going bananas
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Dante80 posted:The main reason for the FPS being late is simply because many parts of it are being done over again. The the original plan for SM was for Illfonic to produce a separate module as a tech demo for testing, as well as the underlying tech that would enable FPS interaction into all parts of the game. This, and other separate modules were worked in parallel via SCRUM, with a distinct set of back-end and base code tenets communicated between the teams. I think the most incredible thing about this is that they actually thought (or at least Chris thought) that the code made 4-5 different teams working independently on different projects would just "click" together and work with minimal communication or effort. Like of course someone else's code that you've never seen before is going to be completely different and incompatible. There's a good chance you won't even understand someone else's code just by looking at it for months, especially if it doesn't have helpful comments in it. I'm sure they just let the Illfonic people go without leaving anyone behind to explain exactly how they did what they did too, cause every company since the history of ever does this, and then end up complaining about how impenetrable the work they left behind is. So instead all that time, money, and effort was probably completely wasted.
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