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Xun posted:Oh wow the dildo protest actually made it to the BBC?! I don't think that BBC wrote the headline; if so, it would be something like "Texas 'university' students in 'dildo' protest over 'gun' law". Never before has a news organization been so in love with quotation marks.
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Another great band name: Big Top Filth 
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Dick Trauma posted:Another great band name: Big Top Filth So are Clown Porn Museum and Clown Porn is Big Business.
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Man suing over injury from 16-pound pine cone in San Francisco
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The wrist-breakage also occurred four years earlier, when the kid was eight.
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Hogge Wild posted:Guy calls deaf service 4,000 times — to masturbate: http://nypost.com/2015/09/26/guy-calls-deaf-service-4000-times-to-masturbate/ He may not be deaf but he'll go blind soon at that rate.
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mrkillboy posted:She didn't get a cent by the way Yes, but she didn't get a large, heavy object dropped on her head either, so justice hasn't been fully served
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spog posted:Yes, but she didn't get a large, heavy object dropped on her head either, so justice hasn't been fully served There isn't a crane in the world that can lift you above head-height.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I don't think that BBC wrote the headline; if so, it would be something like "Texas 'university' students in 'dildo' protest over 'gun' law". Never before has a news organization been so in love with quotation marks. And there would have been a pun in there.
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drgnwr1 posted:Yup, totally ISIS, RUN. Police, choke them, taze them. To be fair, their flag is a little unfortunate. Strudel Man posted:The wrist-breakage also occurred four years earlier, when the kid was eight. Aaand the boy's mom died last year, which means 1) insult to injury and 2) she's probably after life insurance money. Is there a Satan of the Year award?
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Florida Man strikes again. Pooch on hooch! Man blames dog for drunken driving rap e:An Alabama Walmart Unknowingly Stocked Lube For Gays Next to Their Guns big parcheesi player has a new favorite as of 13:45 on Oct 14, 2015 |
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quote:Looks like Walmart might be trying to rebrand itself as the one-stop shop for gay men who are packing heat of all kinds.  
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haha I knew what the product was before I clicked. 
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davidspackage posted:To be fair, their flag is a little unfortunate. Connell's law firm says her nephew's parents' insurance company offered her $1 and she had no choice but to sue to pay medical bills. They say she was never looking for money from him. Peter Kochenburger (KAHCH'-ehn-bur-gur) is an insurance law specialist at the University of Connecticut School of Law. He says state law typically requires those claiming injury to sue the individual responsible. http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/attorneys-law-forced-woman-sue-nephew-medical-bills-34471132
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Man tries to put out garbage fire by driving over it in a van loaded with ammunition http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article39003903.html
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Duck Wearing Bow-Tie Walks Into Pub, Drinks Pint, Fights Dog, Loses http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/14/bow-tie-wearing-duck-walks-into-pub-drinks-pint-fights-dog-loses_n_8291582.html
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drat them North Korean hackers. They put all the porn on my hard drive too, I swear!
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And then they set me up with a grindr account and a motel room!
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These drat North Korean hackers keep sucking my dick!
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This is so transparent. Obviously he gets off on having gay porn secretly put on his computer by North Korean hackers.
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I already posted this in the funny pictures thread, but it fits here as well, I think. Article
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Magnus Praeda posted:I already posted this in the funny pictures thread, but it fits here as well, I think. Bozeman is famous for eating cow nuts, right?
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BgRdMchne posted:Bozeman is famous for eating cow nuts, right? Didn't know they named a high school in honor of your mother.
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BgRdMchne posted:Bozeman is famous for eating cow nuts, right? Testy Fest is in Rock Creek, which is actually closer to Missoula than Bozeman.
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Mailbox crash claims life of retired postal worker http://www.thespec.com/news-story/5957891-mailbox-crash-claims-life-of-retired-postal-worker/
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Zoo meerkat expert sentenced over assault on monkey handler, A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper. http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2371c36fd51d41789532bee499f63ddc/zoo-meerkat-expert-sentenced-over-assault-monkey-handler?nc=1444848503554 what a time to be alive.
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bamhand posted:Connell's law firm says her nephew's parents' insurance company offered her $1 and she had no choice but to sue to pay medical bills. They say she was never looking for money from him. Yeah this one was really annoying cause most of the original news articles make her out to be some sort of evil child hating witch who just wants money when in reality she's on good terms with the kid and her family still and it was a legal necessity for her to name him in order to try to cover her bills. And yet she still didn't get it and now she's known nationwide as a bitch because the media decided it was an easy story to distort for clicks.
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Garrand posted:That's not irony It's like ten thousand mailboxes when all you need is being alive 
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I'm disappointed in myself for taking like 30 seconds to notice what's amiss here.
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sinking belle posted:I'm disappointed in myself for taking like 30 seconds to notice what's amiss here. Don't feel bad. I had given up until you posted. NOW I see it.
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"As you can imagine, Norma was a little perturbed at finding lots of pictures and footage of hard-bodied hunks shooting ribbons of scalding hot cum into each other's faces." I have a hard time believing those were his exact words.
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Wheat Loaf posted:"As you can imagine, Norma was a little perturbed at finding lots of pictures and footage of hard-bodied hunks shooting ribbons of scalding hot cum into each other's faces." I'm more in disbelief that it was printed in a paper.
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drgnwr1 posted:I'm more in disbelief that it was printed in a paper. I kind of doubt it was unless it's like an onion rip-off since it's obviously written in the same style
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