GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

MIT

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:12

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

MIT

Solving the world's problems one bathroom at a time

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:15

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

Solving the first world's problems one bathroom at a time

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:18

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

My school sent out an email stating that they'd be rolling out something similar in the near future. OK, I guess. It's a bathroom. :confused:

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:23

LongDarkNight: Oct 25, 2010; It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.; Oven Wrangler

It's tough to find a bathroom anywhere on MIT Campus, good job cutting down the available cans.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:26

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I guess I will just plain never understand that kind of stuff

Wait what you mean they're effectively reducing the amount of dedicated ones? I thought the entire point was to stop skeezy fucks perving on the opposite sex so isn't this actually a step backwards :psyduck:

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Oct 15, 2015

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:27

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Yeeeeup.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:34

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Most "gender neutral" bathrooms are single occupancy. :ssh:

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:55

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Seems inefficient.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:56

LongDarkNight: Oct 25, 2010; It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.; Oven Wrangler

Older parts of the campus are terrible since they took half the men's rooms and made them women's when the school went coed. Newer parts aren't so bad. No idea what it'll be like now.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:56

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Most "gender neutral" bathrooms are single occupancy.

That makes more sense then

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:59

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

Gender neutral meaning anyone can use them. Who gives a poo poo?

I only personally feel comfortable using trashed bathrooms that look and smell like the janitorial clean them with piss. In the absence of crudely scrawled sharpie pornography I become anxious about going bm and have to hold it until I get home

Vvvvv sounds like the narrative for your student film is almost complete?vvvv

Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Oct 15, 2015

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:59

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

I like pooping in solitude

I don't like other people hearing the WUWUMP WUWUMP WUWUMP of me unravelling half an industrial roll of toilet paper with which I then SCRUFF SCRUFF SCRUFF my hairy rear end in a top hat till I'm getting a little red on my BDA.

They're probably all like

gee whiz

sure is a lot of poop

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:02

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I went to a conference about four years ago where all the bathrooms were gender neutral. It wasn't that weird. You went in a stall and washed your hands when you were done. No big deal.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:04

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I went to a conference about four years ago where all the bathrooms were gender neutral. It wasn't that weird. You went in a stall and washed your hands. No big deal.

Pretty sure if I heard a girl poop I'd turn queer.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:05

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Two Finger posted:

I thought the entire point was to stop skeezy fucks perving on the opposite sex

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:06

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

pretty sure men will just turn to rape monsters quiaff?

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:09

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Victor Vermis posted:

Pretty sure if I heard a girl poop I'd turn queer.

Well in that case you'd already be in the right place!!

STOP THE TRANNY AGENDA

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:10

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

pretty sure men will just turn to rape monsters quiaff?

as if we're not already

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:14

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Godholio posted:

as if we're not already

Good point!

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:14

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

I really hate that I read past quiaff and knew what it meant without having to think twice about it.

loving nerd past :suicide:

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:24

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

The Rat posted:

I really hate that I read past quiaff and knew what it meant without having to think twice about it.

loving nerd past

it was there as a trigger for someone thank u

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:26

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

pretty sure men will just turn to rape monsters quiaff?

But enough about enlisting...

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:26

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

perfect with the riker :golfclap:

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:29

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

The Rat posted:

I really hate that I read past quiaff and knew what it meant without having to think twice about it.

loving nerd past

"Heh. Wait... gently caress!"

I am slightly ashamed of how many BattleTech books I read growing up.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:48

bengy81: May 8, 2010

My friends and I used to go to a lovely after hours techno club back in the day to score drugs. They had gender neutral bathrooms, it was kind of funny going in there to blow mud while some fat lesbians were finger blasting each other by the sinks.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 02:23

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

bengy81 posted:

My friends and I used to go to a lovely after hours techno club back in the day to score drugs. They had gender neutral bathrooms, it was kind of funny going in there to blow mud while some fat lesbians were finger blasting each other by the sinks.

Your buddy's name was mud? Didn't his parents love him?

# ? Oct 15, 2015 03:27

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Your buddy's name was mud? Didn't his parents love him?

Nah his wife found out he was still a cop

# ? Oct 15, 2015 03:30

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Most "gender neutral" bathrooms are single occupancy.

Imagine realtors trying to use this as a selling point. "This home has gender neutral bathrooms!"

# ? Oct 15, 2015 04:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

But are there any other trans-raptor families in this neighborhood?

# ? Oct 15, 2015 04:05

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

pretty sure men will just turn to rape monsters quiaff?

Uh...aff.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 08:27

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The fruit of 4 days of completing two group projects for a combined total of 9 lazy and/or dumb as gently caress american undergrads by myself.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 08:30

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I'm drunk and bnored

# ? Oct 15, 2015 10:20

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'm drunk and bnored

Now that should have been the new forum title.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 10:25

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'm drunk and bnored

wheres his dick

# ? Oct 15, 2015 10:27

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wheres his dick

Jesus, he doesn't even have a head yet, gime a mitnute, willya.

The urge dfor dick in this forum, gently caress

# ? Oct 15, 2015 10:35

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

the loving can of dick was the camelback straw that that made it keel over forward
I'm dying of laughter

# ? Oct 15, 2015 10:40

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Adjusted for realims

This sieems a good time as any to go to bed.

Night, gip!

# ? Oct 15, 2015 10:52

SquirrelyPSU: May 27, 2003

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The fruit of 4 days of completing two group projects for a combined total of 9 lazy and/or dumb as gently caress american undergrads by myself.

Amen.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 11:04

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:53

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

The Rat posted:

I really hate that I read past quiaff and knew what it meant without having to think twice about it.

loving nerd past

I just assumed my aphasia was kicking in again. Good to know.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 13:47

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