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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Tellara posted:

How many people do you think have gotten laid in the "prayer closet"

At least 5 so far.

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Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

That floor plan doesn't make sense to me. How do you get into the master suite? There's no door, unless that's what the beach umbrella somehow represents? And why doesn't the catwalk line up with anything?

I feel like Lovecraft would have adored this house.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

That floor plan doesn't make sense to me. How do you get into the master suite? There's no door, unless that's what the beach umbrella somehow represents? And why doesn't the catwalk line up with anything?

I feel like Lovecraft would have adored this house.

I think that's a staircase that curls to save space.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

That floor plan doesn't make sense to me. How do you get into the master suite? There's no door, unless that's what the beach umbrella somehow represents? And why doesn't the catwalk line up with anything?

I feel like Lovecraft would have adored this house.

I'm assuming it's a rough draft and not a real plan, since there's a lot of stuff wrong with it - stuff not lining up, boys room has a closet and girls room doesn't, etc.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Wedemeyer posted:

I think that's a staircase that curls to save space.

Yes, it is the spiral staircase that leads directly to the industrial kitchen. Very convenient for mom and the girls.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Angela Christine posted:

Yes, it is the spiral staircase that leads directly to the industrial kitchen. Very convenient for mom and the girls.

Don't forget about the fun slide.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ultimate Mango posted:

Don't forget about the fun slide.

Fun slide is for boys.

gameFAQsspinoffETI
Oct 4, 2015

by Lowtax
Why do they need an industrial kitchen? Theres only like 20 or so of them. Wouldn't a commercial kitchen make more sense?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

gameFAQsspinoffETI posted:

Why do they need an industrial kitchen? Theres only like 20 or so of them. Wouldn't a commercial kitchen make more sense?

Looks cuter on TV.

How did they ever afford this place before getting TV rich? Or did they live in a hovel before getting the show?

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

gameFAQsspinoffETI posted:

Why do they need an industrial kitchen? Theres only like 20 or so of them. Wouldn't a commercial kitchen make more sense?

They have a lot of fundies over for church functions. They also have a soda fountain machine.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

That floor plan doesn't make sense to me. How do you get into the master suite? There's no door, unless that's what the beach umbrella somehow represents? And why doesn't the catwalk line up with anything?

I feel like Lovecraft would have adored this house.

Or worse...

Mark Z Danielewski posted:


Zampano continued: "Navidson was terrified to discover that on the morning of Saturday, June 23rd, when he awoke, there was a beach umbrella* in place of his bedroom door. Exploring further, he soon found the 5-and-a-half-foot child slide that measured a quarter of an inch longer on the left side than it did on the right, because it was slightly curved.

He realized then that he would need the help of Holloway Roberts to delve into the mechanical and prayer rooms."

code:
 *I need a loving vacation... 


whalesteak
May 6, 2013

Apparently it's protocol for Gothardite families to police each other by dropping in without notification for "fellowship" so they regularly have other megafamilies staying with them. Still doesn't require a commercial kitchen for the "cooking" they do.

gameFAQsspinoffETI
Oct 4, 2015

by Lowtax
Like what the gently caress even is an industrial kitchen? I assume a commercial kitchen is what you see in a restaurant, right? Do they literally have a kitchen worthy of a Tyson plant or a cruiseliner?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



gameFAQsspinoffETI posted:

Like what the gently caress even is an industrial kitchen? I assume a commercial kitchen is what you see in a restaurant, right? Do they literally have a kitchen worthy of a Tyson plant or a cruiseliner?

No but they have this attached to it

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

gameFAQsspinoffETI posted:

Like what the gently caress even is an industrial kitchen? I assume a commercial kitchen is what you see in a restaurant, right? Do they literally have a kitchen worthy of a Tyson plant or a cruiseliner?

21 meals every meal time. 3 times a day.
Can't do that poo poo on a 4 hob cooker, one oven, and a normal fridge.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/exclusive-josh-and-anna-duggar-sold-arkansas-home-days-after-he-was-caught-cheating-73921

Welp.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

tacodaemon posted:

No but they have this attached to it



After they turned down Josh's design that included a fire pole between the boys and girls rooms, they hired someone with experience in prison cafeteria design to make an incest proof home.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
Double welp.

Will the Duggars’ money problems be solved soon? With Michelle Duggar’s controversial comments about sex, it’s become increasingly clear that Jessa Duggar is the only one who can help rebuild the Duggars’ $3.5 million net worth. So will she and Ben Seewald land a 19 Kids and Counting spinoff after her November 1 due date?

http://www.hollywoodtake.com/duggar-money-problems-could-be-fixed-soon-jessa-and-ben-are-open-19-kids-and-counting-105951

TLC is a shithole. If they do this show they are just making an endless cycle.....

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

McStabby posted:

They have a lot of fundies over for church functions. They also have a soda fountain machine.


JFC, JumBobs hair! Forget industrial kitchen, he has industrial hair! That poo poo is other worldly. Truly a sign from Christ that He exists and His love for us is real.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Here's a pic from inside the commercial kitchen




And some buns in the ovens!

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
911 calls....


http://www.4029tv.com/news/jim-bob-duggar-denies-accusations-from-911-call/35744378

hole is probably so deep, they hit the iron core of the earth already.

edit:


AHAHAAHaahaaahahaha just photo shop some blood in any of these photos and they turn crime scene easily

http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/19-kids-and-counting/photos/duggar-home-pictures/

happy Halloween.

Hooded Reptile fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Oct 15, 2015

Bonapartisan
May 20, 2004

Emperor of France
Creator of the Code Napoleon
Conqueror of the Ziggy Piggy

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

That floor plan doesn't make sense to me. How do you get into the master suite? There's no door, unless that's what the beach umbrella somehow represents? And why doesn't the catwalk line up with anything?

I feel like Lovecraft would have adored this house.

The house was started before TLC picked them up as a regular show -- they were building the house themselves (the kids helped and mind you this is back in what, 2003? (They finished the house in like 2006, I think)? So the kids like Josh, are like 12, using power saws and poo poo, and younger ones running around barefoot) and was made from a few of those prefab house kits cobbled together to make one big mega house. They had been working on it for a long time before TLC stepped in, and actually finished it (probably a good thing since I can't imagine it would have 1. ever been done 2. been to code) and decorated it, and had things donated. Before that, they were living in a donated/rented two/three bedroom house that they needed to move out of ASAP because the church that owned it wanted them to move out. I think someone said it later had to be condemned just because of the wear and tear from the Duggars.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
One more for the road.



These people....smdh

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

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... AND TONIGHT, A 911 CALL IS RELEASED SAYING THAT THE DUGGER FAMILY -- THAT THE DUGGAR FAMILY WERE NOT COOPERATING WITH A DHS INVESTIGATION. JIM BOBQ -- JIM BOB DUGGAR IS DENYING ALLEGATIONS MADE TO A 911 CALL EARLIER THIS YEAR. IN THE CALL,

THE CALLER SAID HE WAS WITH THE WASHINGTON COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES. THE CALLER GOES ON TO SAY THAT HE IS AT THE DUGGAR RESIDENCE FOR AN INVESTIGATION. ADDRESS IS, I'M SORRY, DUGGAR 'S FAMILY HOME.

DANIEL: WE OBTAINED A CALL TODAY FROM THE SPRINGDALE POLICE. I GUESS THEY ARE NOT BEING COOPERATIVE AND WE HAVE TO SEE THE CHILD TO MAKE SURE THE CHILD IS ALL RIGHT. WE JUST NEED POLICE ASSISTANCE OR ESCORT.

DANIEL: AFTER THAT, THE DISPATCHER TRANSFERS THE CALLER TO THE WASHINGTON COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE. WE SPOKE WITH JIM BOB DUGGAR BY PHONE ON THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND HE SAYS THE STATEMENT MADE IN THE 911 CALL WERE "FICTITIOUS AND BOGUS."

Who really made the call

Who is poking the bees nest

Who is trying to keep Jim Bob from Jim Bobbing

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

So i'm not the only one who thought of house of leaves, not sure if that is a good or bad thing.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Hooded Reptile posted:

One more for the road.



These people....smdh

These loss.jpg edits keep getting more and more esoteric

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Tellara posted:

How many people do you think have gotten laid in the "prayer closet"

The Bible posted:

At least 5 so far.


gently caress all of you for missing this.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hooded Reptile posted:

edit:


AHAHAAHaahaaahahaha just photo shop some blood in any of these photos and they turn crime scene easily

http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/19-kids-and-counting/photos/duggar-home-pictures/

happy Halloween.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Normally only Jim Bob and Josh Bob get to play Galaga but when one of the kids get Duggard they get a quarter and a go on the machine so that's ok.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

So i'm not the only one who thought of house of leaves, not sure if that is a good or bad thing.

I'm just glad someone got it :shobon:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I'm just glad someone got it :shobon:

To be the honest the bit where he discovered the house didn't measure up properly was when I gave up on it. maybe i'll give it another try.

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
First of all, Jim Bob.
Second, snaps to the goon who said that Michelle's recent baby voiced declaration to the press that women need to give up the cooch for they husband at all time (which was merely a rehash of cooch-giving-up advice she's offered previously) was a preemptive and not-subtle attack on Anna.
In some ways, to her lunatic mind, it's a brilliant offensive: even with the couple married 5 years and having four kids to show for it, Michelle can always insinuate that her daughter in law didn't spread 'em enough and that the rewards of that are Josh cheating and divorce, destruction of the family and so on.
Every single person who is watching this TV show about the next generation of Duggar pregnancies should be lined up and shot repeatedly with Bean bags.
And, in conclusion, Jim Bob.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

To be the honest the bit where he discovered the house didn't measure up properly was when I gave up on it. maybe i'll give it another try.

Weird, I figured that would have pulled people in. To me, it's creepy and unsettling, and then just gets crazier from there. At the very least, check out the Exploration reports; it's when Holloway Roberts and a crew trek inside... well, I don't want to spoil it.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



ZDar Fan posted:

These loss.jpg edits keep getting more and more esoteric

Nice

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Hooded Reptile posted:

911 calls....


http://www.4029tv.com/news/jim-bob-duggar-denies-accusations-from-911-call/35744378

hole is probably so deep, they hit the iron core of the earth already.

edit:


AHAHAAHaahaaahahaha just photo shop some blood in any of these photos and they turn crime scene easily

http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/19-kids-and-counting/photos/duggar-home-pictures/

happy Halloween.

I enjoy a clean house as much as the next guy but god drat the pictures of some of the rooms just look TOO clean. If it weren't for the pictures on the wall and poo poo it looks like a real estate tabloid.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

thrawn527 posted:

It's kind of not. It's used by shithead dads all the time when they have to watch their own kid, because that's clearly the mom's job, but they'll help out every once in a while with "baby sitting".

You don't baby sit your own kid. You raise them and/or watch them. Baby sitting is something you do as a substitute, before handing them back to who is "supposed" to be taking care of them.

Meh I'm a stay at home dad with 2 kids and I say babysit all the time. I think you're sperging out a bit.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Blizzy_Cow posted:

I enjoy a clean house as much as the next guy but god drat the pictures of some of the rooms just look TOO clean. If it weren't for the pictures on the wall and poo poo it looks like a real estate tabloid.

It doesn't even look like a home, its like a shoddily built motel. Like an actual baby factory.

tacodaemon posted:

Here's a pic from inside the commercial kitchen




And some buns in the ovens!



This is what a breed mare looks like, these women only exist to fire out more kids. They have no education so they have no idea over the actual process going on inside themselves. Those weird forced smiles from the fear of abuse. I wonder if Jim Bob lets them vote, or demonstrate any semblance of agency at all.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes
If yoi could liberate the remaining duggar children what movies would you show them? I would play all Verhooven movies and then some science stuff.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

red19fire posted:

I wonder if Jim Bob lets them vote, or demonstrate any semblance of agency at all.

of course they vote its just not a choice

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Blizzy_Cow posted:

If yoi could liberate the remaining duggar children what movies would you show them? I would play all Verhooven movies and then some science stuff.

Flowers in the Attic and People Under the Stairs

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