Star Citizen: Fear, Uncertainty, and Debt

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xiansi: Jan 26, 2012; im judjing all goons cause they have bad leader, so a noral member is associated whith thoose crasy one

Personaly i would quit the goons if i was in cause of thoose crasy ppl; Clapping Larry

Well, I got my insignificant refund for the basic, non-LTI Aurora package earlier today via Twin Bros. GMBH, who were the ones to take the money when I thought there might be a fun space game.

Have just spent :5bux: of it to honour the entertainment value of this thread.

See you in the 'verse, crasy ppl...

# ? Oct 16, 2015 00:51

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 19:31

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Madcosby posted:

Hey guys, not sure what to do. I met a girl last night and we hit it off, went back to my place and fooled around. Things were pretty hot, she was totally shaved and what not. The next morning we hooked up more and exchanged numbers. She just texted me "Hey I really like you so I have to be forthcoming. I have Star Citizen."

I don't know what to do. I checked my bank account and there aren't any charges for an Idris so I think I'm ok, but I did find myself getting really excited about the buttons Ctrl and F on my keyboard later in the day. Is there any way to know if I'm infected?

Do you know your browser history? That can be pretty telling. Look out for high post counts in weird places.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 00:51

Tarranon: Oct 10, 2007; Diggity Dog

Madcosby posted:

Hey guys, not sure what to do. I met a girl last night and we hit it off, went back to my place and fooled around. Things were pretty hot, she was totally shaved and what not. The next morning we hooked up more and exchanged numbers. She just texted me "Hey I really like you so I have to be forthcoming. I have Star Citizen."

I don't know what to do. I checked my bank account and there aren't any charges for an Idris so I think I'm ok, but I did find myself getting really excited about the buttons Ctrl and F on my keyboard later in the day. Is there any way to know if I'm infected?

hmm, can't relate, i have ED, so that's never been an issue for me

# ? Oct 16, 2015 00:51

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

oh no she just sent me a dick pic

# ? Oct 16, 2015 00:52

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

This story happened to me during the summer of 2012. I was a 23 year old French developer who just got out of computer engineering school. I had found a job at a large German digital Aerospace company, and was expected to start working in September in Frankfurt.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 00:53

Dark Off: Aug 14, 2015

Doctor Schnabel posted:

whats the story with zaurg?

its a sad tale of man who just doesnt want to take a advice
gets abused by her wife a lot.
its where the goon in well anecdote comes from
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3470495&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3175682&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Dark Off fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Oct 16, 2015

# ? Oct 16, 2015 00:53

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Unfunny Poster posted:

No you see, big evil publishers are spying on CIG because they're jealous.

This is why it feels so good to be a backer :smug:

# ? Oct 16, 2015 00:56

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

mormonpartyboat posted:

This story happened to me during the summer of 2012. I was a 23 year old French developer who just got out of computer engineering school. I had found a job at a large German digital Aerospace company, and was expected to start working in September in Frankfurt.

seraph alt spotted :siren:

# ? Oct 16, 2015 00:56

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

I can't, I don't even posted:

PTU is like an unstable alpha build. It exists in the same manner, in order to allow limited access to a buggy build, for controlled stress testing. Since it's perception is the same as an unstable alpha, it gets far less flack than the critique of the alpha release.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 00:58

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

Unfunny Poster posted:

I wonder if you will get banned on the CIG films for having it as your signature.

Someone should try

Agrajag posted:

yes i want it as gang tag pls

me too

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:03

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

AP posted:

so they just reskinned the jeeps from crysis and removed the doors?

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:03

Jst0rm: Sep 16, 2012; Grimey Drawer

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

so they just reskinned the jeeps from crysis and removed the doors?

thats probably exactly what happened.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:05

Hobold: Jan 10, 2012; I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA; College Slice

Should have seen it when they somehow managed to set the floors to have no friction, so the drat thing just slid around the hangar like ice on a skillet.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:08

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

so they just reskinned the jeeps from crysis and removed the doors?

anyone have pictures of a jeep from crysis to compare?

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:10

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:15

Jst0rm: Sep 16, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Agrajag posted:

anyone have pictures of a jeep from crysis to compare?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6mh17WcZTc

seems right (watch at 15 seconds on)

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:16

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

Dark Off posted:

its a sad tale of man who just doesnt want to take a advice
gets abused by her wife a lot.
its where the goon in well anecdote comes from
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3470495&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3175682&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

did we ever find out if his wife cucked him and if the baby is his or not

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:16

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Unfunny Poster posted:

this jeep looks way cooler but not really seeing a resemblance

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:17

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

so they just reskinned the jeeps from crysis and removed the doors?

The spaceships are reskinned aliens.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:19

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Guys please don't stop. This is the best thread.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:19

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

so they just reskinned the jeeps from crysis and removed the doors?

In 64-bit!

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:21

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

ahahahah holy poo poo they drive exacty like the jeeps

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:27

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Lol this game really is a total scam.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:30

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Smart Car Citizen

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:30

Sankis: Mar 8, 2004; But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?

peter gabriel posted:

Here is a delightfully stupid rear end in a top hat

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/290466/rsi-uses-ea-accounts

I like the guy in that thread who said that Origin was chris robert's company.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:30

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

Jst0rm posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6mh17WcZTc

seems right (watch at 15 seconds on)

"This engine which is really well known for detailed forests, mountains and rivers, let's use it for our futuristic game set in outer space"

-some idiot

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:31

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

someone please make a youtube vid with half of it being a crysis jeep and the other half a buggy

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:31

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

excuse me sir but i ordered this grey cat in gray

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:31

Sankis: Mar 8, 2004; But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?

Eonwe posted:

someone please make a youtube vid with half of it being a crysis jeep and the other half a buggy

star citizen has a name don't just call it buggy

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:32

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Sankis posted:

star citizen has a name don't just call it buggy

lol

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:33

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Jst0rm posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6mh17WcZTc

seems right (watch at 15 seconds on)

this video is autistic as hell.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:34

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Unhappy Meal posted:

Here you go, have fun.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:35

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I wonder what else in this game is a ripoff from that other game. Crysis or whatever (I did not play it)

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:35

Szcwczuk: Dec 20, 2011; I ruin everything

When do you think their going to just stop doing refunds?

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:36

Sankis: Mar 8, 2004; But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?

Crysis 1 (later Warhead) had a pretty cool Mechwarrior mod. We should all play that.

Szcwczuk posted:

When do you think their going to just stop doing refunds?

two weeks

# ? Oct 16, 2015 01:36

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