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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The fruit of 4 days of completing two group projects for a combined total of 9 lazy and/or dumb as gently caress american undergrads by myself.



i haven't had a keystone light since I was 18 and a freshman in college

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The fruit of 4 days of completing two group projects for a combined total of 9 lazy and/or dumb as gently caress american undergrads by myself.



throw those lazy fucks under the bus you did all the work

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

throw those lazy fucks under the bus you did all the work

Yup. If you did everything or a substantial amount of the work product make sure your prof knows.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

throw those lazy fucks under the bus you did all the work

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
After years of asking my oldest nephew, who likes Pokemon games, "Why don't they just get guns or something?" for years, he emailed this to me this morning

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

a weapon to surpass pokemon

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Back to the future 1-3 on prime

And Gremlins

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

I loved this movie when I saw it 23 years ago

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

That's cool the first one is still good :tipshat:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

DownByTheWooter posted:

I loved this movie when I saw it 23 years ago

By which time Phoebe Cates was already married with children. You poor kid.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:jackbud:

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av



:hawaaaafap:

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

dont feed the gaga after midnite

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

joat mon posted:

By which time Phoebe Cates was already married with children. You poor kid.

Kevin Kline really deserves a lot of respect for locking that down

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Booblord Zagats posted:

Kevin Kline really deserves a lot of respect for locking that down



:nallears:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Not sure if there's anything more intense than slowly unwrapping the delicate pedals that is a young and sexually naive Asian girl

Mormon chicks mayhaps?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

She's over 50 and crapped out some kids and thats not a flattering picture. Not to mention get got a sold sign on that poo poo while it was prime real estate

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Not sure if there's anything more intense than slowly unwrapping the delicate pedals that is a young and sexually naive Asian girl

Mormon chicks mayhaps?

Please let her go, she has a family

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:


Mormon chicks mayhaps?

Nope.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

She's over 50 and crapped out some kids and thats not a flattering picture. Not to mention get got a sold sign on that poo poo while it was prime real estate

I'd still stick my dick in her mouth

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Not sure if there's anything more intense than slowly unwrapping the delicate pedals that is a young and sexually naive Asian girl

Mormon chicks mayhaps?

Ever tried south American

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Two Finger posted:

Ever tried south American

If their childen's programming is any indication, the only girls in South America who are sexually Naive are under 14 you goddamed pedophile

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Not sure if there's anything more intense than slowly unwrapping the delicate pedals that is a young and sexually naive Asian girl

Mormon chicks mayhaps?

I stopped dating asian chicks when people started accusing me of yellow fever

being a race traitor straight-up owns, tho

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Booblord Zagats posted:

If their childen's programming is any indication, the only girls in South America who are sexually Naive are under 14 you goddamed pedophile

Oh you said intense I guess I misunderstood the meaning

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Someone played porn over a Target store's PA. :nws: audio

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

DownByTheWooter posted:

I stopped dating asian chicks when people started accusing me of yellow fever

being a race traitor straight-up owns, tho

My father-in-law (retired in 82 with 28 years in the navy, salty bastard) had 4 kids with a chinese lady, then came home from deployment with a new indonesian wife who was pregnant and got rightfully dumped by both. His yellow fever led to the birth of a lady who was dumb enough to marry me and I am here to carry on the trash navy enlisted existence of marrying (half)asian ladies.

Guy I work with just left for the phillipines because his father-in-law died. Dude was some kind of mechanic 2nd class before he got out and commissioned in reserves. Now he's an 04 (old bastard) and I imagine every night he recreates that scene from that one movie where the officer rescues the asian lady from a sweatshop.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Not sure if there's anything more intense than slowly unwrapping the delicate pedals that is a young and sexually naive Asian girl

Mormon chicks mayhaps?

mormon chicks are all about butt stuff in my experience

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Back to the future 1-3 on prime
Hell yeah, watched the first one yesterday, probs gonna do part 2 today.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Two Finger posted:

Ever tried south American

Really hit or miss on the aging. Some do age beautifully. That being said too much sass, family drama, and gossip. But that's more broad than Asian being that it's a melting pot within itself.

DownByTheWooter posted:

I stopped dating asian chicks when people started accusing me of yellow fever

being a race traitor straight-up owns, tho

Who said anything about dating also why would you care what people think it's 2015 people still say yellow fever?

Naked Bear posted:

Hell yeah, watched the first one yesterday, probs gonna do part 2 today.

You're supposed to complain in some manner not actually be appreciative

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Someone has to cut hair at the BX Barber shop.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Really hit or miss on the aging. Some do age beautifully. That being said too much sass, family drama, and gossip. But that's more broad than Asian being that it's a melting pot within itself.

Drama is right. Some of the best sex I've had but Jesus christ the drama.
Bitch nearly cost me my job.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
c=freq x wavelength
the amount of energy is affecting the shape of the wave but not the actual speed of it, how fast it arrives whoawhoawhoawhoa mind blown

was I supposed to learn this stuff in high school?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Really hit or miss on the aging. Some do age beautifully. That being said too much sass, family drama, and gossip. But that's more broad than Asian being that it's a melting pot within itself.


Who said anything about dating also why would you care what people think it's 2015 people still say yellow fever?


You're supposed to complain in some manner not actually be appreciative
My only complaint is that I never had the chance to bang the chick who plays Marty's mom.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
i really like how at the end of the air force academy commercial I keep seeing ends with a shot of the chapel

onward christian soldiers airmen

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

DownByTheWooter posted:

c=freq x wavelength
the amount of energy is affecting the shape of the wave but not the actual speed of it, how fast it arrives whoawhoawhoawhoa mind blown

was I supposed to learn this stuff in high school?

No, but that's because our education system is poo poo.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I know what I'm doing this weekend!!

http://shaunkitchener.com/2015/10/14/i-joined-grindr-and-only-used-trainer-quotes-from-pokemon-red/

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
So the package store here finally got Sam Octoberfest and they're selling six packs for only $4.50. Good bye sobriety.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, man, I can't wait for Winter Lager. It's the only good thing about winter.

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