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Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Puntification posted:

Me! What did I win?

On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness

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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Hal Incandenza posted:

On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness

Mafia-game deathbed or irl?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Puntification posted:

Mafia-game deathbed or irl?

Possibly both

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Hal you have really let me down :(

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Kashuno posted:

Hal you have really let me down :(

HOW??? I hid FIVE puzzles! FIVE! What do you people want from me?

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I have read your posts multiple times. I even quoted all of them to look for hidden links. I see no puzzles.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I also looked for hidden S C U M H U N T E R messages. The only thing I found is that you said hind instead of hide.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

I S G H S A T W L T M A O E U J B R S M U I T S P

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Hal Incandenza posted:

I S G H S A T W L T M A O E U J B R S M U I T S P
Is an anagram for, among other things, A Subjugates Mirths Mist Plow.

It's not an ROT13 code, it's not a Ceasarian shift, I don't know what the gently caress else I'm supposed to try.

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

Tremendous Taste posted:

No, your preference does not dictate a game, nor do your insincere prods for explication of a simple observation

So all you're going to do is lurk on the side lines, still actively read the thread and mostly make "observations" against players, like SSV and Gulag being scummy, yet not voting them or actually participating

alright

that's cool

##vote Taste

In any other instance that's a flaming scum tell and tbh I don't care about your dumb meta of not playing mafia to let it slide


Asiina posted:

I have read your posts multiple times. I even quoted all of them to look for hidden links. I see no puzzles.

isn't it

puzzling!!!

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

Hal Incandenza posted:

Yeah take that, gamer!

plz no bully

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Poison Mushroom posted:

Is an anagram for, among other things, A Subjugates Mirths Mist Plow.

It's not an ROT13 code, it's not a Ceasarian shift, I don't know what the gently caress else I'm supposed to try.

It is not an anagram

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Asiina posted:

I also looked for hidden S C U M H U N T E R messages. The only thing I found is that you said hind instead of hide.

Maybe I am not working alone?

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Time is up, Hal!

You have brought this on yourself.

##vote Hal

This is only part 1.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Asiina posted:

Time is up, Hal!

You have brought this on yourself.

##vote Hal

This is only part 1.

But there are puzzles???

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Hal Incandenza posted:

But there are puzzles???

But we can play this game instead if you want

##vote Hal Awesomedenza

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Gamer, you're being incredibly self centered. A refusal to do what you say isn't the same as not playing and no matter what hissy fit you throw it doesn't make me scum.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Hal, please solve this puzzle to prove you are the puzzle master:

5 water up down water 2 cold grave sad cold bomb 2 nation left cross happy okay hot water bomb cross 5 cold water flag

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

jon joe posted:

Hal, please solve this puzzle to prove you are the puzzle master:

5 water up down water 2 cold grave sad cold bomb 2 nation left cross happy okay hot water bomb cross 5 cold water flag

Oh man that is a head scratcher

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I was promised puzzles, not obtuse National Treasure fever dreams. :colbert:

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Poison Mushroom posted:

I was promised puzzles, not obtuse National Treasure fever dreams. :colbert:


Hal Incandenza posted:

I S G H S A T W L T M A O E U J B R S M U I T S P

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

B R I T I SH
P O S T A L
M U S E U M
J A W S
GT

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
If it's a cypher, it's not one I can figure out. It's not an anagram.

A **
B *
E *
G *
H *
I **
J *
L *
M **
O *
P *
R *
S ****
T ***
U **
W *

...Scrabble?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Three mafia players A, B, and C are named, in no particular order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks the truth, False always speaks lies, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Can you figure out the the identities of mafia players A, B, and C by asking three yes-no questions; each question must be put to exactly one player. The players understand English, but will answer all questions in their own wacky mafia language, in which the words for yes and no are da and ja, in some order. You do not know which word means which.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I regret my decision to move my vote off Hal yesterday.

You had a whole night phase to come up with puzzles, Hal!

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Hey guys I just thought about something

What's the prize for this

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Asiina posted:

I regret my decision to move my vote off Hal yesterday.

You had a whole night phase to come up with puzzles, Hal!

What's wrong with my puzzles?

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I would have come up with such great puzzles.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I think I'm on to something here.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Kashuno posted:

Hey guys I just thought about something

What's the prize for this

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

Tremendous Taste posted:

Gamer, you're being incredibly self centered. A refusal to do what you say isn't the same as not playing and no matter what hissy fit you throw it doesn't make me scum.

are you playing?


Kashuno posted:

Hey guys I just thought about something

What's the prize for this

death

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Hal comes up with impossible to solve puzzles so we can't know if he's telling the truth and get whatever prize he needs to give out to prove he's not scum.

It's all a ruse.

He's scum.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Also it has nothing to do with the people he asked to be puzzlers yesterday.

It's all just nonsense!!!

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

its a philosophical puzzle. does a puzzle need a solution? can't it just exist?







the answer is no. kill this guy

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
No, seriously, guys, I think this one is solvable. Give me until tomorrow, real time, I'm finally having fun in this game.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

What kind of jerk would offer up an unsolvable puzzle?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Asiina posted:

Hal comes up with impossible to solve puzzles so we can't know if he's telling the truth and get whatever prize he needs to give out to prove he's not scum.

It's all a ruse.

He's scum.

How would giving out a prize even prove I wasn't scum?

I am getting a bad feeling from you Asiina

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Hal Incandenza posted:

What kind of jerk would offer up an unsolvable puzzle?

He'd have to be a really scummy type.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004


White to mate in 2

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Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

There I gave you guys a lay-up, jeez

But don't expect too great a prize.

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