The Steadfast Trojan Thread - Trojan War [Soldiers Mafia]

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busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

Rules thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3743898

On a foreign, sandy shore, thousands of miles from the powerful citystate of Achaea and its allies, lies a city.It is a city beloved of many of the gods, filled with untold wealth. It�s name... is Troia. And just recently, it became home to the most beautiful woman in the world - Helen, and a thousand ships with a thousand thousand men from Achaea to bring her home to her husband the King of Sparta, Menelaus.

The Achaeans have made landfall, and the city of Troia is now under siege. Soldiers like you will play a decisive part in the victories made here, but heed the voice of the gods. For no mere mortal could turn from their fury, just as any true hero will shine with their favour.

King Priam - Pinterest Mom rules this thread

Current state of the game:
Battleground locations:
Greek Fleet Beachhead (Trojans kill someone OoC if they win - king chooses which battle combatant makes the choice) Achaean
Greek Siege Camp. Defenders ranged row gain +1 Combat Skill. Each surviving attacker gains 2 offerings if victorious Achaean
Battle Plain (Neutral)
Trojan Wall Battlements Defenders Melee gains +1 Combat Skill, each surviving attacker gains +2 offerings if victorious) Trojan
Trojan Palace (Greeks kill someone OoC if they win - king chooses which battle combatant makes the choice) Trojan

Isle of Delphi: May only be fought over once. The winner of this battle wins unimaginable treasure, but runs the risk of divine disfavour. (unraided)

busb fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Oct 18, 2015

# ? Oct 17, 2015 13:21

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:14

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

This thread is ruled by King Priam - ~~Pinterest Mom~~Venom Soag :horse:

The martyred warriors:

Birdstrike Pandaros, Trojan (town) aligned Trojan Hero was court-martialed Day1
Section 31 Polydamas, Trojan (town) aligned Trojan Tactician was court-martialed Day1
Lumpen, Imbrius, Trojan (town) aligned Defender of Troy was cut down in battle Night1
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS Euphemus, Trojan (town) aligned Leader of the Thracian Spearmen was murdered in his sleep Night1
Sodomeow, Sarpedon, Trojan (town) aligned Son of Zeus has been executed Day 2!
Amoeba102, Asteropaios, Trojan (town) aligned Legendary Archer, committed suicide Night 2
Puntification, Hector, Trojan (town) aligned Prince of Troy and Trojan General has been assassinated Night 2.

Pinterest Mom abdicated the Kingship and abandoned the thread in shame Night 2 :dawkins101:

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Venom Soag has taken over the Kingly Duties!

busb fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Oct 26, 2015

# ? Oct 17, 2015 13:21

Venom Soag: Oct 1, 2015; Tactical Sexpionage Tourism

##vote tithauxnen

# ? Oct 17, 2015 13:27

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

Wooo it's happening!

# ? Oct 17, 2015 13:37

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

This thread now all has their Role PMs, send me questions via PM if you have them

# ? Oct 17, 2015 14:10

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Hello thread

##vote imgay

# ? Oct 17, 2015 14:27

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

It's finally time to bring civilisation to our enemies and leave the Spartan way of life to die on a Mountain like some unwanted baby, also boff some tart or whatever this conflict was about.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 14:32

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

Also confirming I'm vt

# ? Oct 17, 2015 14:33

Sodomeow: Sep 26, 2015

KILL CCKEANE

Puntification posted:

Also confirming I'm vt

Is this a joke post?

# ? Oct 17, 2015 16:55

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

Sodomeow posted:

KILL CCKEANE

Is this a joke post?

Seemed the most appropriate way to confirm in pmom's thread.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 17:06

100YrsofAttitude: Apr 29, 2013

Confirming that this'll be fun.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:37

100YrsofAttitude: Apr 29, 2013

Also wow somewhat confusing. I'm sure play is a lot more intuitive than it seems.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:41

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

*bows*

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:49

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Puntification posted:

Seemed the most appropriate way to confirm in pmom's thread.

It's very important that people claim vt.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 19:20

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Confirmin' Totally Trojan, amigos!

# ? Oct 17, 2015 19:35

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

M'lord Pmom, I must depart on Oct. 24th for 3 weeks. I wish to die in glorious battle before I leave. My role is very well suited to being repeatedly thrown into the fray. I will overcome many enemies before I fall. I will also have identified and Listed all the Scum among us by then.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 19:49

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Oh thank God, I woke up and thought I saw 97 posts, but it was the other thread. Good morning, un-fun thread!

# ? Oct 17, 2015 20:25

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

I guess we should all post more.

Who's the scum?

# ? Oct 17, 2015 20:33

The Ninth Layer: Jun 20, 2007

Confirmed. I'm a Trojan in real life too (Fight On!!).

# ? Oct 17, 2015 20:35

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

I am a Trojan as well. I pray for our glorious success in battle with the spartans

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:10

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Hey folks let's send these effete boy-lovers back home to Hades

# ? Oct 17, 2015 22:19

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Birdstrike posted:

Hey folks let's send these effete boy-lovers back home to Hades

Problematic

# ? Oct 17, 2015 22:48

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

##vote Birdstrike

# ? Oct 17, 2015 22:50

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Kashuno posted:

##vote Birdstrike

Bifauxnen posted:

Problematic

I agree w/ Bif

# ? Oct 17, 2015 22:59

Venom Soag: Oct 1, 2015; Tactical Sexpionage Tourism

Kashuno posted:

##vote Birdstrike

bad vote imo

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:02

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Venom Soag posted:

bad vote imo

probably I make a lot of those

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:05

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Betrayer, can you tell us a Scum to vote today? If you tell us who to lynch and they flip Scum, truly we know that you can be relied upon.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:08

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Hi everyone

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:12

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Tremendous Taste posted:

Hi everyone

Are you going to be more valuable than merk in this game? Because you made merk go away. With what you did. Brave, strong, noble merk. It must have been really bad.

Now he's over there votin' out one of our hapless, obvious spies.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:20

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

He might be blinded by tears of rage

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:22

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Good King PMom,

Stick me up the front in battle, and if any Greek insults your honour, I shall make them regret it.

fake edit: PMom sounds kind of like Priam that's pretty cool

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:52

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 1

Birdstrike (1): Kashuno

imgay (0): Kashuno, ~~Kashuno~~

Not Voting (17): 100YrsofAttitude, Amoeba102, Bifauxnen, Birdstrike, imgay, Lumpen, MEDS CURE SCHIZOS, Pinterest Mom, Power of Pecota, Puntification, Section 31, Sodomeow, The Ninth Layer, tithin, Tremendous Taste, Venom Soag, wins32767

With 18 alive, it's 10 votes to lynch. The current deadline is October 19^th, 2015 at 9 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 2 hours.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:57

100YrsofAttitude: Apr 29, 2013

Birdstrike posted:

Good King PMom,

Stick me up the front in battle, and if any Greek insults your honour, I shall make them regret it.

fake edit: PMom sounds kind of like Priam that's pretty cool

Huh it does.

Being very bad at all this small-talk and since I'm not particularly funny I'm going to sit out during the joke-phase and wait for things to get rolling if that's all right.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 00:07

Venom Soag: Oct 1, 2015; Tactical Sexpionage Tourism

recommending pmom take me into battle

this is soldier mafia and im the legendary soldier; big balls

# ? Oct 18, 2015 00:25

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

I don't do the whole battle thing

# ? Oct 18, 2015 00:28

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Huh it does.

Being very bad at all this small-talk and since I'm not particularly funny I'm going to sit out during the joke-phase and wait for things to get rolling if that's all right.

##vote 100YrsofAttitude
You made a self-conscious Scumpost excusing yourself from contributing.

Jokephase is over now. Things are rolling.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 00:43

100YrsofAttitude: Apr 29, 2013

Lumpen posted:

##vote 100YrsofAttitude
You made a self-conscious Scumpost excusing yourself from contributing.

Jokephase is over now. Things are rolling.

If you say so. Feels good to finally be voted for purposefully taken action. It's incredibly frustrating to try to participate in joke-phase, come out all awkwardly, and then get a dog-pile going on you. At least now it's deserved.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 00:47

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Lumpen posted:

##vote 100YrsofAttitude
You made a self-conscious Scumpost excusing yourself from contributing.

Jokephase is over now. Things are rolling.

Why do you hate fun?

# ? Oct 18, 2015 01:02

100YrsofAttitude: Apr 29, 2013

You could otherwise blame me. I shouldn't have triggered him.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 01:04

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:14

The Ninth Layer: Jun 20, 2007

I just checked my watch and it says Jokephase O'Clock.

##vote The Betrayer

# ? Oct 18, 2015 01:09

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