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Let me know if you need air-evac'd. We're flying into Denver and the pilot on duty doesn't give a single gently caress about anything, especially if it means not having to fly home. Just be sure to construct a make-shift landing strip and we'll roll out like it's 1975 in Da Nang.
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So was that the rehearsal dinner or what? I hope he catches the loving bouquet.
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please keep us updated
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I wonder if one of the bridesmaids will have the decency to fall on his sword.
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Godholio posted:So was that the rehearsal dinner or what? I hope he catches the loving bouquet. Ya, the reherasal dinner was last night. The wedding is at 2:30 today with a reception after. My kid is the ring bearer which is really the only reason we came, this place is loving $rape expensive. open bar though, haven't paid for a drink since we landed 
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:please keep us updated
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Not gonna post this in the dogge thread because I want the dogge thread to remain happy: rear end in a top hat in Wyoming kills retired mil dog  gently caress that guy.
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Oct 17, 2015 21:11
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Last family photo? 
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Naked Bear posted:Not gonna post this in the dogge thread because I want the dogge thread to remain happy: loving rear end in a top hat
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NICE!
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Naked Bear posted:Not gonna post this in the dogge thread because I want the dogge thread to remain happy: Read that. I can't honestly even think of why someone would have a gun mount for their god drat bike. I've been chased by at minimum a dozen of dogs, most just want to run along side you but I've never, ever once had an aggressive dog try to do anything remotely harmless (and I live in old Mexico where pit bulls and big loving dogs roam free). I end up spraying a few dogs in the face with my water bottle because they're getting a bit too close to the spokes and I don't want any noses to get knicked by the wheel/crash me. Getting off the bike to fight the dog doesn't make sense, using your bike to fend off the dog doesn't make sense... it's a weird situation that I honestly don't get.
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Naked Bear posted:Not gonna post this in the dogge thread because I want the dogge thread to remain happy: dude got off his bike to shoot that poor pup in the back instead of like, riding away like a normal person? i hope he gets hit by a loving bus the piece of poo poo
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Helldump Immunity. posted:nuke all cyclists
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Oct 17, 2015 21:38
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Man of honor on the left here, keeping his poo poo together 
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Oct 17, 2015 21:55
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tell the groom beards don't make up for receding hairlines also lol at them actually doing the hand in hand thing
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Yup, sure would.
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Best man seems to be enjoying the joke. Man of honor looks incredibly awkward and ashamed.
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Lazy Reservist posted:Best man seems to be enjoying the joke. Man of honor looks incredibly awkward and ashamed. Best man knows that only one of the two of them drilled the bride.
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Lazy Reservist posted:Man of honor looks incredibly awkward and ashamed. Man-of-honor.txt
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Lazy Reservist posted:Best man seems to be enjoying the joke. Man of honor looks incredibly awkward and ashamed. You should give the poor boy some advice.... Man of Honor should pull a long con to get in that vag; He should come out as gay, start banging it out with a bunch of dudes. That converts the bride to a hag. He should then move to SanFran and really gay it up. She'll poo poo out a few kids, and in a few years she'll come out for a "girls night out weekend" to party it up in SanFran. He takes her to every super gay dance club, where she'll be ignored by all manner of hot studmuffins. Man of Honor will lavish attention on her though, and give her some E. After hours of dancing they end up back at the hotel, where as a "joke" he booked the romance deluxe bubble jacuzzi suite, and her diminished self image from being ignored by a bunch of hot twinks plus E plus some champagne will open up those cottage-cheesey(by then) mom-thighs and he can put a Faux-Gay baby in her. He just has to remember to put in in the front butt after years of anal conditioning, and when the Groom finds out she's knocked up after not banging it out with her since the second little poo poo factory was born Groom will jump at the chance to divorce her and Man of Honor will then swoop in and be all like "I'm totally gay for you Baby..." THE END.
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holocaust bloopers posted:This is a good few pages. And we don't even have the reception pics yet!
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We need a blow by blow when the man of honor makes his toast.
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Can't wait for the beta dude to break down in tears at the reception and beanie records it.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Last family photo? Pearl necklace.... Nice, beanie
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Ceremony went off without a hitch, dude held his poo poo together pretty well, even while arm in arm with the best man lol My kid is exhausted so we're sitting around the condo until the dinner/reception starts up around 5 Booblord Zagats posted:Pearl necklace.... Nice, beanie 
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I stayed at the hotel instead of going to Disney this morning. Spent the entire day watching football at the pool and eating Popeyes spicy chicken while drinking a sixer of Sam Adams and reading the ballad of beanies beta. Good vacation
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holocaust bloopers posted:Why is his skull windswept He may have been dropped as a child
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:tell the groom beards don't make up for receding hairlines rude
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Best man was probably pissed he didn't get paired with a hot side piece brides maid
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Lazy Reservist posted:We need a blow by blow when the man of honor makes his toast. That'll be him making his way through the receiving line.
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Are we sure this dude isn't in the closet? Because I can't see a straight dude ever agreeing to that.
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