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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Are we sure this dude isn't in the closet? Because I can't see a straight dude ever agreeing to that.

My gaydar isn't picking up a thing but how do I know for sure? is there some mark of the beast to look for on the scalp, or do I just tap shoes under the bathroom stall?

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Are we sure this dude isn't in the closet? Because I can't see a straight dude ever agreeing to that.

Dude is phantom pussy whipped. He'd suck a hundred different cocks and gargle it if she told him it would make her happy. He's not gay, because being gay would give home some hope of happiness and closure. He's never getting that

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Are we sure this dude isn't in the closet? Because I can't see a straight dude ever agreeing to that.

He needs a beard funeral

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAZN3-g3F4I

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Definitely getting requested. Headed down to the reception now.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

:lol: Holy poo poo.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



hahahaha

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
beanie you need to get them to play this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHaVmFKnK7w

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
No dj, there's a loving iPod with a preset playlist :argh:

I'm loving crushed

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Rad Lieutenant posted:

No dj, there's a loving iPod with a preset playlist :argh:

I'm loving crushed

Beanie, this whole thing really has me convinced you're the best kind of sociopath

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I'm high functioning.


Drinks right now, I'm expecting toasts any minute here...

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Beanie, this whole thing really has me convinced you're the best kind of sociopath

Well, I mean, he IS a cop.

and yeah @ N4I, a whipped/beta enough straight dude would totally be Man of Honor. For real, if he doesn't enjoy smoking poles, he is 100% in love with her and is only a few shots and an emo song away from becoming a wreck.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
if homeboy is hella determined hes gonna smash it once when the marriage falls apart. just once. its gonna be real bad hes gonna nut in like 2 minutes then cry and then shes gonna get with a black dude named mandingo

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WfAy7P3Prk

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
:siren: FUCKER SKIPPED HIS TOAST :siren:

He like, just stood up when the best man spoke and added in some affirmative responses to that guys toast.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh poo poo

endless nights of replaying that in his mind

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

:siren: FUCKER SKIPPED HIS TOAST :siren:

He like, just stood up when the best man spoke and added in some affirmative responses to that guys toast.

That mother fucker.

As punishment keep doing the glass tapping thing so the groom constantly has his tongue down her throat in front of him.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:munch:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

No dj, there's a loving iPod with a preset playlist :argh:

I'm loving crushed

Are you kidding? Download that loving song to your phone right now, then swap it with the ipod when the opportunity strikes.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
First dance, beta man is solo, smoking like a dragon on the balcony again

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I found this by the photo booth and brought it to him on the balcony



He didn't take it, and didn't respond at all :ohdear:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:vince:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Rad Lieutenant posted:

First dance, beta man is solo, smoking like a dragon on the balcony again

Bring him a drink, give homeboy a cowboy speech about making GBS threads or getting off the pot.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I found this by the photo booth and brought it to him on the balcony



He didn't take it, and didn't respond at all :ohdear:

fuckin lol

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

First dance, beta man is solo, smoking like a dragon on the balcony again

Tell him the best man is waiting.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I found this by the photo booth and brought it to him on the balcony



He didn't take it, and didn't respond at all :ohdear:

:thurman: x infinity

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Beanie's cop buddies definitely going to sit through some sort of safety brief on what not to do to a potentially vulnerable and unstable individual.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

You concealed carrying tonight buddy?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You concealed carrying tonight buddy?

Na, loving TSA :ohdear:

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I found this by the photo booth and brought it to him on the balcony



He didn't take it, and didn't respond at all :ohdear:

hahahaha fuckkkkkkkk

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I did an ocular pat down and he's clear


He's actually getting his electric slide in right now so secret gay theory might hold water

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
The best two days this thread has seen in a while.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Rad Lieutenant posted:

Na, loving TSA :ohdear:

stay safe ghost beanie

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Just go up to him ask "you're gay, right?"

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Hand him a drink while doing so.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Casually invite him to a three way with the best man your wife

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Just go up to him ask "you're gay, right?"

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I was a groomsman in a wedding earlier this year and I abused the open bar to have an open beer in every pocket. Both front pockets, one back pocket, my shirt pocket, and one in my hand. Wedding drunk is the best drunk.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
this thread is good, beanieson is good

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Just go up to him ask "you're gay, right?"

please

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