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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Has there been no news about the Slamvan 3? I heard there was going to be a Slamvan 3 :smith:

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slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


How does that hearse compare to the romero? I can't allow myself to fall behind in the Hearse Race

HORMELCHILI posted:

man it would be cool if they did something to the map like the snow, for halloween

Every time someone gets killed it leaves behind blood slicks that gently caress up traction

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

I need someone to spawn the hearse that's in the game. I always drive past the cemetery and it's never there :(

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

circ dick soleil posted:

TezFunz2 is posting a lot of cool screenshots too :)

Fuuuuuuck! I need that Buccaneer convertible! And the Faction is back? Rad!

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Omg the hearse has a corpse reaching for the back window that is amazing

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


im gonna buy all of this crap

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

HORMELCHILI posted:

man it would be cool if they did something to the map like the snow, for halloween

Since they're adding flashlights maybe they're making the map darker to make flashlights actually be useful?

Maybe it will be a creator option and we'll get to set blackouts for races/deathmatches. I can only loving hope.

Halloween t-shirt emblems:


The GTA forums thread says the update also includes stuff for the programmable AR and fire extinguisher too, meaning they could be coming soon. Not sure how accurate that is but it sounds awesome.

circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Oct 20, 2015

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

I have 9.7mil just waiting for this loving patch. Bring it you lovely bitches.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
https://twitter.com/_Jey_M_/status/656244017542377472

NPCs will be wearing costumes and carrying flashlights on Halloween.

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

Lowriders and Halloween stuff this month? Might actually play this dumb game some more.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

Policenaut posted:

e;fb

Here's a full color version of the muscle car.





Do we get to wear costumes while driving around in this car?

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
anyone who doesn't get the faction and deck it out like Denzel's car in training day is a bad person and should feel bad :colbert:

UserErr0r
May 4, 2006
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hellfaucet posted:

I have 9.7mil just waiting for this loving patch. Bring it you lovely bitches.

Sorry, but you're going to need to buy 100 million spacebux through sharkcards to buy anything in this patch.

edit: Tim Whatley can show you how to buy them

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

UserErr0r posted:

Sorry, but you're going to need to buy 100 million spacebux through sharkcards to buy anything in this patch.

edit: Tim Whatley can show you how to buy them

Cum in me before die.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth


so do i get to upgrade this or will i be trading it in?

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
also i guess i'm going to have to be the one person to say it but that hearse sucks
it would have been cool and good had it been a 54 caddy hearse instead




they even could have done a patina'd rat rod version of it too because gently caress you old cadillacs are cool




that would have made for a badass halloween update car and you all know it

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
In case you needed an incentive to buy that 4th property...

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

I promise I'm making my return.

Can this be our crew emblem for the season?


geeves fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Oct 20, 2015

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

geeves posted:

I promise I'm making my return.

jeeves you loving cock

I made a playlist just for you and we hd a geeves playlist night without geeves

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

titties posted:

jeeves you loving cock

I made a playlist just for you and we hd a geeves playlist night without geeves

:lol: I saw that "Geeves playlist (without geeves)" or something. I saved the playlist. I'll be on after 8 tomorrow. I'll be down for anything. Missions, heists, Insurgenting, killing everyone in the session.

p.s. It's always hard for you well the strapon is for our sexy news deviant sexual trysts.

geeves fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Oct 20, 2015

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

I'm on right now. mutatedjellyfish. If you have a hearse, come spawn one for me and I'll be your best friend!

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

coupedeville posted:

also i guess i'm going to have to be the one person to say it but that hearse sucks
it would have been cool and good had it been a 54 caddy hearse instead




they even could have done a patina'd rat rod version of it too because gently caress you old cadillacs are cool




that would have made for a badass halloween update car and you all know it

Yeah but the b-type looks badass so I don't care.

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


HORMELCHILI posted:

man it would be cool if they did something to the map like the snow, for halloween

It would be cool if they turned on one of those vintage filters from Michael's mystery mission-line.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

geeves posted:

I promise I'm making my return.

Can this be our crew emblem for the season?



jfc i miss forza

ExplodingSquid
Aug 11, 2008

Now downloading the update!
GO GO GO GO

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

The update is now live on every platform, except last-gen consoles. Ya'll hosed up.

Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe
These hydraulics are goofy as poo poo and Lamar talks a lot. 10/10 so far.

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack
No-one is on mumble. I was promised a mumble reunion! You are all dead to me.

Come and be undead.

frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup

Montalvo posted:

Tired of the endless grind? Running Pacific Standard day after day got you down? Why not try making your escape to the dinghy in an environmentally friendly Prius? Save the air and make money at the same time.

I love you all :]

UserErr0r
May 4, 2006
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My Dukes are gone :(

Anime_Otaku
Dec 6, 2009
A very minor change in the new update I noticed, I'm 99% sure they've redone all art for the loading screens.
Any one on Xbox one up for playing some of the missions?

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Yay! The new update didn't kill the saved police uniform.


Benny's new website is up.


New clothing seems to be mostly jackets, some new sneakers, ball caps and cargo pants.



edit: There's new hairstyles and eyebrows!


edit 2: The machete is a must buy item

edit 3: Rockstar changelog is here

Rockstar posted:

◦Players can now purchase/ restock their ammo from the interaction menu. A convenience charge will be included in the cost.

•A new option, ‘Destroy Last Place’ has been added to Races:
◦The Host can set it to be effective each lap, every 15 seconds, every 30 seconds or every 60 seconds, the player in last will be blown up according to the option selected.
◦The ‘Destroy Last Place’ option is not available for Rally and GTA Team Races.
◦When 'Destroy Last Place' option is turned on in a playlist it will default to being On for other Races in the playlist.

•Vehicle performance mods that were unlocked after winning Races can alternatively be unlocked by Rank.
•Pegasus now allows players to call for a different vehicle to replace the one that is already out.

Aardmania fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Oct 20, 2015

Anime_Otaku
Dec 6, 2009
So the second lowrider mission is annoying as hell.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
Buick Regal GNX and a 4th apartment, I'm happy.

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

UserErr0r posted:

My Dukes are gone :(

Same. :smith:

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

So, I tricked out some cars. Hydraulics are fun.








Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


UserErr0r posted:

My Dukes are gone :(

Apparently the update caused a glitch with the returning player vehicles.

Also how much is it to buy and fully customize a Moonbeam? I kinda want to wait until the new Halloween car drops to get that first.

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

Corzaa posted:

Apparently the update caused a glitch with the returning player vehicles.

Also how much is it to buy and fully customize a Moonbeam? I kinda want to wait until the new Halloween car drops to get that first.

Cheap to buy, $400k ish to start the lowrider process, then it's going to be like 30k-250k per mod depending on what you put into it. Hydraulics alone are $230k ish for the top upgrade.

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack
I bought a new apartment and 3 fully modded low riders and I've spent about 3 million.

It's clear they put a ton of time into the mods for the cars, there's loads of different options. I'm upset that you cant throw hydraulics onto a lot of cars though. Wheres the love for the Manana and the Peyote?

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Sultan Tarquin
Jul 29, 2007

and what kind of world would it be? HUH?!
Well that info has made me a hell of a lot less excited for this update. $400k just to be allowed to mod the cars in the first place. I don't even have that much money.

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