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Berious posted:I don't get it, why are people talking about food instead of the game? food good. game that doesn't exist bad
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can i preorder this food to feed to my star citizen?
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Oct 20, 2015 11:41
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Oct 20, 2015 11:53
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If there was a game to speak of then we would talk about it. But there isn't. And there never was.
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Oct 20, 2015 11:59
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Jethro_E7 posted:Chris is running a kickstarter for a space trading game and just needs 700 pounds in the next 10 hours. I would like to see it happen. I am going to take this advice, in this Star Citizen thread and invest money in this spaceship adventure Kickstarter.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:If there was a game to speak of then we would talk about it. But there isn't. And there never was. Sad Citizen is a tragedy in waiting at this point. I still remember asking for space exploration games in some other thread in 2013 and getting Star Citizen as one of the answers. Star Citizen even looked good. Then in 2014 Elite came out and Star Citizen looked like not much had happened, so I played that instead. Then in 2015, I came back to Star Citizen to see what they had done with exploration. Confusingly, their website had nothing concrete to say about exploration. Just a lot of nice pictures of exploration ships. Again I asked SA, hoping for some fans of Star Citizen to explain this to me. This way I learned Star Citizen hadn't moved an inch closer to completion in those two years and was now a huge mess. Then this thread happened and my last shred of hope for Star Citizen died. This was my Star Citizen experience. Money lost: 0$ since I'm not in the habit of buying JPGs and instead had a lot of fun with Elite instead. Also something closely resembling fun with EVE, but that may be just my addiction speeking.
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Skellybones posted:I am going to take this advice, in this Star Citizen thread and invest money in this spaceship adventure Kickstarter. Great! Many may recommend however, that if you want a more "Star Citizen" type experience however (including huge funding, "R&D" and more), the Skarp LASER Shaver may be for you - for the 21st century man! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-skarp-laser-razor-21st-century-shaving It has already been suspended off kickstarter, and they are being investigated by indiegogo.  They already have millions - to the amazement of scores of engineers and other so called experts who are convinced it is a scam. Next to Starcitizen, it will likely be the best place for excitement. If you back now, you further have an opportunity to be part of a lawsuit later. One guy comments "The backers are following these guys as if they were the Pied Piper of Hamelin." https://www.reddit.com/r/kickstarter/comments/3n59gt/scam_alert_the_wildly_successful_skarp_laser/ Made me think of our experiences here..
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Jethro_E7 posted:Great! Many may recommend however, that if you want a more "Star Citizen" type experience however (including huge funding, "R&D" and more), the Skarp LASER Shaver may be for you - for the 21st century man! Will it be able to shave pubes?
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Gortarius posted:I don't know dick about this game besides that it's apparently some kickstarter scam that is in developement hell, but from what I gather it is supposed to be/wants to be some sort of Wing Commander knockoff.
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Jethro_E7 posted:Great! Many may recommend however, that if you want a more "Star Citizen" type experience however (including huge funding, "R&D" and more), the Skarp LASER Shaver may be for you - for the 21st century man! Funnily enough, all the inventors in the kickstarter video have beards.
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Oldsmobile posted:Funnily enough, all the inventors in the kickstarter video have beards. "The odd 18,000 backers are clearly non-critical. You don't need to be a laser engineer to know that there's an extreme, at best, wishful thinking here -- a delivery of such a complex product in six months (March 2016) is delusional." http://www.boldport.com/blog/2015/10/5/jumping-the-skarp [Source] Clearly has not interacted with a certain other fanbase. Original KS raised millions. Comments still there --> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/skarp/the-skarp-laser-razor-21st-century-shaving/posts/1363227/comments Jethro_E7 fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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Paladinus posted:Will it be able to shave pubes? Very slowly. I looked at that demo video of theirs, and the technology those guys are using is less laser-based and more "incredibly hard to see thin metal thread"-based. It's an original solution, I'll give them that. It shaves pubes at a speed of about 1hair every ten seconds, so you may die of old age before you finish, though. It would be funnier if that thing actually was using laser-technology, because I always wanted to see how many people would be stupid enough to shoot their dicks off/blind themselves by random reflections after using a goddamn laser inside a shower.
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"CitizenCon is the yearly birthday party of Star Citizen." Uh, isn't it a foetus still in the womb, and a dicey pregnancy at that?
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Oct 20, 2015 12:58
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I'm the guy at 8:25 but without expectations of a game.
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Jethro_E7 posted:Original KS raised millions. Comments still there --> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/skarp/the-skarp-laser-razor-21st-century-shaving/posts/1363227/comments quote:All kickstarters are a risk. They need the funding to take it to the next level. We should worry about large corporations trying to kill it (I'm sure Gillette is watching). This could be a radical innovation (or not).
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Why does the nightmare keep on showing it's ugly face...? Makes me so sad. In other news, Alpha. Wheeeeeeeeeee! https://giant.gfycat.com/SneakyCookedBooby.webm
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Otisburg posted:"CitizenCon is the yearly birthday party of Star Citizen." It's more of a pillow on belly than pregnancy.
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Dusty Lens posted:I'm the guy at 8:25 but without expectations of a game. I'm trembling voiced reference to the messiah
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Paladinus posted:It's more of a pillow on belly than pregnancy. But they're more than happy to sell you a drawing of what its university degree certificate will look like.
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Otisburg posted:"CitizenCon is the yearly birthday party of Star Citizen." from womb to mantelpiece
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Bolow posted:Republic Commando came out a year after KoTOR 2 Did you ever see the LP by one of the Lead Programmers of the game explaining the history and development process of the game as he was playing it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywaCm9wrKqM
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Jethro_E7 posted:Great! Many may recommend however, that if you want a more "Star Citizen" type experience however (including huge funding, "R&D" and more), the Skarp LASER Shaver may be for you - for the 21st century man! I'm pledging $1 to this so I can get the "backers-only" updates in 2 years when the project has failed and the Skarp team is wildly stalling, blaming their backers and accusing their "detractors" of trying to "bring the project down" My greatest regret in life to date is not pledging $1 to the hilariously awful Arist kickstarter Soothing Vapors fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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Paladinus posted:Skarp Citizen? 
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I want to see the video of the very first prototype test where somebody sets his beard on fire the moment that thing touches it.
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Otisburg posted:"CitizenCon is the yearly birthday party of Star Citizen." Stillborn Citizen
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Grinning Goblin posted:ketchup is the guy fieri of condiments 
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Jethro_E7 posted:Great! Many may recommend however, that if you want a more "Star Citizen" type experience however (including huge funding, "R&D" and more), the Skarp LASER Shaver may be for you - for the 21st century man! I don't know man...  ...their science seems sharp.
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Skellybones posted:I am going to take this advice, in this Star Citizen thread and invest money in this spaceship adventure Kickstarter. Just 10 Queen monies for a game that already has a demo. A better deal than SC in every way.
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Soothing Vapors posted:I'm pledging $1 to this so I can get the "backers-only" updates in 2 years when the project has failed and the Skarp team is wildly stalling, blaming their backers and accusing their "detractors" of trying to "bring the project down" Except your $1 will be on Caymans in 2 months and you'll never see any "updates".
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Truga posted:Except your $1 will be on Caymans in 2 months and you'll never see any "updates". Nah this'll go just like Arist, they'll string it out as long as possible with increasingly ridiculous updates
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Jethro_E7 posted:Great! Many may recommend however, that if you want a more "Star Citizen" type experience however (including huge funding, "R&D" and more), the Skarp LASER Shaver may be for you - for the 21st century man! BRB, selling my LTI Wing Commander package to invest in laser-razor! This is the best possible financial move.
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Does someone have the total number of companies that CR has made for this game? I think the last count was 7 or sth like that, excluding out-sourcing etc. A list would be dandy.
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You know that weird cross  wears, does it remind anyone else of Chris-chan's Sonichu medallion?
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An actual game question, and by “game” I mean not really a game, but software in general: Does anyone have a good suggestion for recipe software to keep track of all the actual content in this thread? Preferably something with measurement conversions and some ridiculous (but actually nifty) mobile tie-in for the paper-challenged who's too senile to remember what to buy at the store?
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