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Arise, Sir Jim, of bob.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 18:33 |
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Do your bobs hang low? Do they jimmy to and fro?
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:42 |
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Jim Bob and his daughter sat at their favorite table at the Olive Garden. On the television Fox News was broadcasting the right wing's victory in the African front of the War on Christmas. "Honey, even if this wasn't somehow your fault you have to forgive Josh. For the family. For Jesus. For future television deals." "I guess you're right, dad." She gazed up at the enormous face. Fourteen years it had taken her to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the starched hair helmet. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two soda-scented tears trickled down the sides of her nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. She had won the victory over herself. She loved Josh Duggar.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:48 |
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Apparently J.B. and Michelle are at some kind of marriage retreat.quote:The conservative Christian couple announced yesterday on the clan’s official Facebook page that they checked into a “marriage retreat” to seek “bobiful jims” in a remote part of their home state. quote:The activities were lead by pastor and evangelist Dr. S.M. Davis, who claims on his website to provide “Boblical solujims” to “jimical family boblems.”
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:52 |
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artsy fartsy posted:Apparently J.B. and Michelle are at some kind of marriage retreat. This is so, so great. Nicely done.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 22:08 |
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cumshitter posted:Jim Bob and his daughter sat at their favorite table at the Olive Garden. On the television Fox News was broadcasting the right wing's victory in the African front of the War on Christmas. OMFG, I love you. E: Made even better by your username
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 22:12 |
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Oh this is the tale of one Jim Bob He is not well liked and is not bespoke And should you speak his name out loud It will bring you nothing but shame Jim Jim that's the name of his Bob He has duggard every child he could Jim Jim what an awful Bob Wish that someone'd knife that slob Lodin fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Oct 22, 2015 |
# ? Oct 22, 2015 22:45 |
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Josh, his fly open Jim Bob, when the ratings fell
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 22:48 |
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Josh, the victim at fault.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 00:58 |
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Just like you shouldn't Google yourself, you really should never Jim your own Bob.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 01:31 |
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Never Jim another man's Bob!
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 01:39 |
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You're going to need a lot of Jims for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfxOWvLeLA8&t=15s
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 01:55 |
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A Naked Doc Bob hands Marty McFly a camcorder Doc Bob: Here we go, Marty. If my calculations are correct, when this womb hits 88 children per hour, you're gonna see some serious poo poo.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 02:05 |
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cumshitter posted:A Naked Doc Bob hands Marty McFly a camcorder You're quickly becoming my favourite poster Edit: Let me ask you something, kid: you ever Jim with the Bob by the pale moonlight?
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 03:21 |
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So not much going on.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 03:27 |
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Jumpingmanjimbob
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 03:43 |
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 03:58 |
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Takes that to a new level of depressing cause they do pretend he didnt duggat them.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 04:10 |
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That purposely grotesque comic is actually less depressing than the reality of Duggar life because the child in it is able to express her feelings and goes to a public school where someone who is a mandatory reporter might be forced to call CPS on the family. A fictional character in a defunct comic book has a better chance of receiving adequate intervention and therapy than a Duggar child.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 05:05 |
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ugh jesus I wish I wasn't reminded of this comic
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 06:19 |
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Ryoshi posted:ugh jesus I wish I wasn't reminded of this comic
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 06:28 |
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Free Market Mambo posted:Josh, his fly open If there was ever a reason for this horrible family existing I'm convinced the sole reason is so this quote would come to pass Thank you Thank you
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 06:39 |
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IMPORTANT NEWS FROM THE FREE JINGER FORUMS http://www.freejinger.org/topic/24467-free-jinger-outlook-~-fall-2015/?page=1 posted:* New emoticons
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 08:28 |
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what's a jinger, like, a ker-jinger?
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 08:43 |
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If it starts with a "J" it's the name of a Duggar.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 11:37 |
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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/busted-duggar-familys-homeschool-program-sued-for-sexually-abusing-minors/quote:The Institute in Basic Life Principles, (IBLP) the homeschooling program used by the Duggar family, was accused of covering up sexual assault against underage girls in a lawsuit filed on Tuesday, the Washington Post reported. Dugger Diddling Debacle Dives Deeper as Duggar School Discovered Diddling Devotees! Jim Bob!
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 16:18 |
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Ryoshi posted:ugh jesus I wish I wasn't reminded of this comic I remember everything except the name. Pretty brutal.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 16:29 |
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I would start watching WWE again if they had a guy named Hacksaw Jim Duggar
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 20:07 |
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happyhippy posted:http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/busted-duggar-familys-homeschool-program-sued-for-sexually-abusing-minors/ It's pretty lovely that the article mentions the actual names of the victims.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 20:34 |
I call my dilz Jim Bob because if the ladies get off it then someone is getting beaten
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 20:50 |
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It would be pretty wild if it turns out that in the south in the 90s there was a Christian conspiracy by school teachers and administrators to rape kids.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 21:29 |
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Jack Gladney posted:It would be pretty wild if it turns out that in the south in the 90s there was a Christian conspiracy by school teachers and administrators to rape kids. What do you mean "if"?
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:07 |
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RALF posted:It's pretty lovely that the article mentions the actual names of the victims. I know a couple of those people. They're being pretty loving ballsy about this, knowing that a lot of their (still very religious) family is going to basically disown them over this.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:38 |
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LingcodKilla posted:I remember everything except the name. Pretty brutal. Clarissa
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:59 |
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Jim , Bob of the morning, I'm gonna chase you out of TLC. I'm gonna put on a duggar shirt, and chase Josh outa tha nursery I'm gonna put him on a training blanket, and chase his quiver outa TLC I'm gonna Bob him to outa Jim, to find another church I'm gonna Jim him to outa Bob, to find another church.
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 23:20 |
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Ryoshi posted:ugh jesus I wish I wasn't reminded of this comic What is it?
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# ? Oct 23, 2015 23:57 |
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happyhippy posted:http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/busted-duggar-familys-homeschool-program-sued-for-sexually-abusing-minors/ Goddamn, religious institutions just can't loving help but touch kids. Kro-Bar posted:I know a couple of those people. They're being pretty loving ballsy about this, knowing that a lot of their (still very religious) family is going to basically disown them over this. And no matter how often it happens, you can always count on the good Christians to stand up against their own abused children in the feverish defense of their molesters. The Bible fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Oct 24, 2015 |
# ? Oct 24, 2015 00:18 |
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happyhippy posted:http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/busted-duggar-familys-homeschool-program-sued-for-sexually-abusing-minors/ All of these people need to be shot. All of them. No one who matters will miss them.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 00:22 |
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Is a man not entitled to the Jim of his Bob? No, says Josh, it belongs in his sister!
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 00:46 |
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No. 6 posted:What is it? It is a comic about a little girl, Clarissa, who is being molested by her father.
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 00:48 |