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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
You're my thread nemesis Bobby

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i thought your thread nemesis was the seams on your waistline

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Michael should have really ate that popcorn with his mouth closed

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i thought your thread nemesis was the seams on your waistline

Only when I visit your mam as shes tugging on my trousers before Ive even had time to set her money down

Pedricko
Apr 7, 2008

The Big Taff Man posted:

Reminder that if you need pens or promotional merchandise with your company name on to contact the Big Taff Man - you'll even get a goon discount unlike Sausageman, who actually charges goons extra

I'm gonna fight you irl

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Corbae posted:

Michael should have really ate that popcorn with his mouth closed

he was a very inconsiderate moviegoer

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i thought your thread nemesis was the seams on your waistline

:drat:

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Pedricko posted:

I'm gonna fight you irl

Im going to come to your stand during the xmas markets and ask you about stairs every day

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i thought your thread nemesis was the seams on your waistline

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i thought your thread nemesis was the seams on your waistline

haha

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Reasons that post isnt very good

1) The plural of nemesis is nemeses which should be used in that context
2) This would mean you'd need to use were instead or was
3) I wear the correct size of trousers so it doesn't make sense
4) Its a Bobby Deluxe post

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Taff spergin like hes burgin

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
loving hell, elderly bus driver ploughs into a supermarket injuring people, elderly driver drives the wrong way up the m1 and kills a young man 60 years younger than him, and now a elderly driver has driven into a bus stop queue injuring 7 including a year old baby who is critical in hospital and this is all in what? A month?

I'm sensing a pattern here.

In June I saw a old woman drive into a road clearly marked no entry, killing the taxi driver coming out and when we pulled her out of her smoking car she said "I couldn't read the sign". Later on she told the police she couldn't remember what happened and then found and put her glasses on in front of him and couldn't even read the paperwork he gave her even with them on. Not once did that woman ask how the taxi driver was, even when they were cutting the roof off his car.

Check your airbags people, his didn't go off and his head smacked into the steering wheel and this was quite a low impact crash.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i thought your thread nemesis was the seams on your waistline

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


learnincurve posted:

loving hell, elderly bus driver ploughs into a supermarket injuring people, elderly driver drives the wrong way up the m1 and kills a young man 60 years younger than him, and now a elderly driver has driven into a bus stop queue injuring 7 including a year old baby who is critical in hospital and this is all in what? A month?

I'm sensing a pattern here.

In June I saw a old woman drive into a road clearly marked no entry, killing the taxi driver coming out and when we pulled her out of her smoking car she said "I couldn't read the sign". Later on she told the police she couldn't remember what happened and then found and put her glasses on in front of him and couldn't even read the paperwork he gave her even with them on. Not once did that woman ask how the taxi driver was, even when they were cutting the roof off his car.

Check your airbags people, his didn't go off and his head smacked into the steering wheel and this was quite a low impact crash.

Kill all olds before they kill us

Pedricko
Apr 7, 2008

The Big Taff Man posted:

Im going to come to your stand during the xmas markets and ask you about stairs every day

Please do not do this. Or do it, because you'll probably ask the wrong person

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ive just had a giant steak and i think i'm going to fall asleep

i need to hold out until the christmas pudding

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Almost famous burger mothafuckas

now for a leffe

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I had buttered toast followed up by chocolate.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


CancerCakes posted:

Almost famous burger mothafuckas

now for a leffe

you have good beer taste

i had fish and chips :britain:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Corbae posted:

Michael should have really ate that popcorn with his mouth closed

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

CancerCakes posted:

Almost famous burger mothafuckas

now for a leffe

Which burger

Pedricko posted:

Please do not do this. Or do it, because you'll probably ask the wrong person

I know which one you are. We've spoken already. You just didnt realise it at the time.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

drinking in moseley

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Vitamins posted:

Kill all olds before they kill us

:agreed: kill phoon

episode 6 of band of brothers was pretty :smith:

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Jose posted:

episode 6 of band of brothers was pretty :smith:
it's been a while since i watched it but is that the one with the nurse and the blue headscarf because if so i :agreed:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
it is

my attempts to stay off the forums during the day while the network is monitored have failed miserably because i often set a few things running that take an hour and have nothing else to do

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Fingerless Gloves posted:

Cobs are for corn, say baps or barms like good, normal people

Bun is only acceptable when there is a burger and/or icing sugar involved

Also the Christmas lights are being set up in Liverpool, getting hyped

How can Christmas lights be up, you haven't even had Halloween or Thanksgiving yet.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Maoist Pussy posted:

How can Christmas lights be up, you haven't even had Halloween or Thanksgiving yet.

That's nothing, the pub nearest my flat hasn't taken theirs down in the 5 years I've lived here, we're not just talking fairy lights here but big light up snow flake shapes etc

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The cats outside are having really loud sex.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

The Big Taff Man posted:

Which burger


I know which one you are. We've spoken already. You just didnt realise it at the time.

Johnny Drama


Why did they put 45min of news in the middle of skyfall?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Because it's poo poo.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

goatface posted:

The cats outside are having really loud sex.

A Tom cat's penis has barbs which causes the female to suffer pain during intercourse.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

Both pigs and cats of all sizes from pussy cats to lions have a rather interesting evolutionary phenomenon in that if the female panics their vagina contracts and locks and she can rip the male's cock off. It means that the males are somewhat discouraged from forcing themselves on to a unwilling young female who might not be capable of breeding strong offspring or might die while giving birth.
Essentially pigs and cats have evolved to castrate kiddie fiddlers while committing the act.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
The more you know.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
hello please don't forget that the clocks go forward or back an hour today or tomorrow.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


It's spring forward, fall back

And everyone's phones do it automatically now anyway

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the clocks remain the same

sout
Apr 24, 2014

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

the clocks remain the same

deep

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
This is the time of year when I freak out when I try and work if this means what was 6am is now 5am or if what was 6am is now 7am.

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