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Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
Ooh, luxury renders :swoon:

The obvious CIG fallback plan here is to go full Myst and do a jpeg-based graphical MUD.

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ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
so revealing Derek Smarts name is Derek Smart isn't doxing, but revealing his home address is 123 fake st in miami is?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

ShredsYouSay posted:

so revealing Derek Smarts name is Derek Smart isn't doxing, but revealing his home address is 123 fake st in miami is?

yup.

and its ft lauderdale dude get your doxxing in order.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
This is a 4 thread again. What is this?

Also, exclusive footage of CIG HR:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Truga posted:

This is the best game I never played.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trOB7WQ4et0

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

:stoke:
Ship it, Production Status.

https://youtu.be/Nc72eMVujM0?t=1m46s

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






Man that's a feature, not a bug.


Working As Intended.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Beet Wagon posted:

Man that's a feature, not a bug.


Working As Intended.

its for easy repair access obviously.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie
A good backer pays up and stays quiet. :)

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





SneakyFrog posted:

its for easy repair access obviously.

Enemy player attacking you? Do as the wily lizard does and throw your tail at him before you flee! Only in this case it's your hull. And you're daydreaming because there's no actual game.


Lizards are pretty dope though.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
Derek, you may not spend "a lot" on lawyers, but time is also money. How much of your day is dedicated to Star Citizen stuff, because it seems like an insane amount. This is just twitter, but I imagine every other SC forum you visit, blog/tumbler/napkin manifestos you write, etc. take up another huge chunk of time.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Decrepus posted:

The sniffing panties thing was a joke post. It was from when a joke needed a setup and payoff instead of impact text on the picture of an animal.

ignore this man

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

:wtchris: How is this even possible?

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

They're making a new Burnout game?

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

Skoll posted:

They're making a new Burnout game?

Burnout Rush 2049

IDK what the joke is. I just want it to be made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwRRpnQGLqM

joats fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Oct 23, 2015

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Paladinus posted:

:wtchris: How is this even possible?

hahhahahah holy gently caress

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
star citizen is so bad the ships are trying to escape from the game

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
spooky scary spaceship skeletons

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.
I go away for like a week and everybody's got rad as gang tags. Jesus.

Thread is still loving hilarious though. Keep it up.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


Chris Roberts 1999



Chris Roberts 2015

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbF8cWOLwEI

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Wafflz posted:

He gave 4 1/2 stars to archeage :laffo:

God drat from this picture alone I can guarantee he is your stereotypical star citizener jfc

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

:stoke:

AP posted:



Chris Roberts 1999



Chris Roberts 2015

:vince: holy poo poo

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Ragequit posted:

Derek, you may not spend "a lot" on lawyers, but time is also money. How much of your day is dedicated to Star Citizen stuff, because it seems like an insane amount. This is just twitter, but I imagine every other SC forum you visit, blog/tumbler/napkin manifestos you write, etc. take up another huge chunk of time.

Being an Internet warlord is a full time job

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.
I have an old Citizen account from back in the original KS days and I'm trying to grey market most of it out the door. No one is biting and I already have a refund request in. I don't see a lot of things selling in the grey at the moment.

I was willing to keep one $25 package in SC just to see what happens but apparently they either refund you completely and close your account or nothing at all. Guess they are trying to keep people from trolling up their forums.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
the refund gif should really include chargebacks so people will stop being strung along by their "cs reps"

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

neonbregna posted:

Being an Internet warlord is a full time job

LOL!! Being semi-retired has it's perks. It allows you laser focus on poo poo (!) that matters.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Hav posted:

The costs for unshared infrastructure start to climb wildly, and your problem isn't necessarily going to be compute, but routing. Amazon especially is barebones, and their auto-scaling is fairly weak ~ it takes minutes to scale successfully, which is why Netflix came up with their own. There's some impact on ADCs and availability zones as well.

Simulate the load on EC2 before you commit and read those Amazon SLA docs. We run into issues with them all the time and we have dedicated links to the US-EAST zone, but it's important to know what they are and aren't going to do for you. It's mostly nothing.

Just be careful with the scaling, it's something that people get wrong all the time. We spent an extra couple of million when a misconfigured route double-dipped bandwidth.

Yeah. We've been hearing this a lot. And that's precisely why we've decided to hold off until we are nearer to release and have most of our ducks in a row.

Keith Elwood
Oct 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
A song for Star Citizens: Baths - No Eyes

quote:

You take me and I'll take you
In the pit there in the smoke
I can never make out your face, or at least I can't remember it
I have no eyes, I have no love, I have no hope

And it is not a matter of... If you mean it
But it is only a matter of... Come and gently caress me
And it is not a matter of.... If you love it
But it is only a matter of... My fix

It gets all in the way, the pit in my throat
This isn't the adulthood I thought I wrote
And I never see your face, but I just might be okay
Because I have no eyes, I have no love, I have no hope

And it is not a matter of... If you need it
But it is only a matter of... Come and gently caress me
And it is not a matter of... If you love me
But it is only a matter of... My fix

A song for Internet Warlord Derek Smart: DMX - Ruff Ryders' Anthem

quote:

Niggaz wanna try, niggaz wanna lie
Then niggaz wonder why, niggaz wanna die
All I know is pain
All I feel is rain
How can I maintain, with madd poo poo on my brain
I resort to violence, my niggaz move in silence
Like you don't know what are style is
New York niggaz the wildest
My niggaz is wit' it
You want it? come and get it
Took it then we split it
You fuckin' right we did it
What the gently caress you gonna do, when we run up on you
fuckin' wit' the wrong crew, don't know what we goin' thru
I'ma have ta show niggaz how easily we blow niggaz
When you find out there's somemore niggas, that's runnin with your niggaz
Nothin' we can't handle, break it up and dismantle, light it up like a candle
just cause I can't stand you
Put my poo poo on tapes, like you bussin' grapes
Think you holdin weight? Then you haven't met the Apes

Is ya'll niggaz crazy?
I'll buss you and be swazy
Stop actin' like a baby, mind your business lady
Nosy people get it too, when you see me spit at you
you know I'm tryin' ta get rid of you
Ya I know it's pitiful
That's how niggaz get down
Watch why niggaz spit round
Make ya'll niggaz kiss ground, just for talkin' poo poo clown
Oh you think it's funny then you don't know me money
It's about to get ugly, gently caress it dog I'm hungry
I guess you know what that mean, come up off that green
Five niggaz or a fiend, don't make it a murder scene
Give a dog a bone, leave a dog alone
let a dog roam and he'll find his way home
Home of the brave, my home is a cage
and yo I'ma slave til' my home is a grave
I'ma pull paper, it's all about the papers
Bitches talkin' paper then how they wanna rape us

Look what you dun started,
Asked for it, you got it
had it, should have shot it
Now your dearly departed
Get at me dog, did I rip poo poo with this one here I flip poo poo
Niggaz know when I kick poo poo
It's gonna be some slick poo poo
What was that look for, when I walked in the door
Oh you thought you was raw, boom not anymore
Cause now you on the floor, wishin you never saw me walk
through that door, with that 4 4
Now it's time for bed
Two more to the head, got the floor red
Yea that nigga's dead
Another unsolved mystery, It's goin' down in history
Niggaz ain't never did poo poo to me
Bitch rear end niggaz can't get to me
Gots to make the move, got a point to prove
Got a make'em grove, got'em all like ooh
So to the next time, you hear this nigga ryhme
Try to keep your mind, on gettin pussy and crime

A song for the permabanned pedobillionaire meltdown guy: Jes - Like a Waterfall

quote:

I surface from the haze
i see the real reasons why
i'm so over my head
it seems
unclear mistakes it's hold
our whole world is gonna break
it's crumbling so easily

but you are the only one i want you to know
who will get under my skin
so if i dare to try, i dare ..
i'll prove to you it's not a waste
and this is not our last goodbye

those other thrills
cause i've got a better place to go
been out of my head, you'll see
i wanna take a taste
in this old violent light's chambers
they're burning me like gasoline

but you are the only one i need you to know
you know i'm always there
so if i dare to try, i dare to try
i'll prove to you it's not a waste
and this is not our last goodbye

i see a rainbow bleeding out of the sun
and i feel my adrenaline before it's already begun
and i tried to tell you but you've not listened
but we know...it all pours out of me

like a waterfall... like a waterfall
it all pours out of me ...

Gerbil_Pen
Apr 6, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Hurry, it's been a page, someone recommend rebel galaxy.

Le sigh

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Fried Watermelon posted:

Derek have you looked into getting personal security

LOL!! no. But my homes have adequate security and you can't even get into them easily.

Gerbil_Pen
Apr 6, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

D_Smart posted:

LOL!! no. But my homes have adequate security and you can't even get into them easily.

Tell us more about your homes please. Got pics? Anything with a house number or street sign will do.

Keith Elwood
Oct 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

Gerbil_Pen posted:

Tell us more about your homes please. Got pics? Anything with a house number or street sign will do.
Google Earth coords please

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

D_Smart posted:

LOL!! no. But my homes have adequate security and you can't even get into them easily.

Thank God Derek is back. Hurry up and post your blog man I need something to read over lunch.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
derek's av is good but i wish it had a reference to him being a force of nature

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Eonwe posted:

derek's av is good but i wish it had a reference to him being a force of nature

i was going to make a groot reference but i was too tickled from the doxxing snype to figure out something too legendary..

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