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Pogue Ma Hoon
Oct 17, 2013

I like a nice pair of slacks.

Truga posted:

You missed 1 seraph alt and 1 internet dude "apologizing" to D_Smart.

Apologize? For what?

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Pogue Ma Hoon posted:

Apologize? For what?

Some spergo wrote up an insane "threat assessment" on D_Smart using his bullshit security guard credentials.


Turns out he did the dumbest thing possible and didn't like... use a throwaway account or anything. Smart tracked him down in about 5 minutes and bent him over a barrel.

Szcwczuk
Dec 20, 2011

I ruin everything

Beet Wagon posted:

bent him over a barrel.

I guess we could call it that.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Szcwczuk posted:

I guess we could call it that.

threatened to bend him over a barrel maybe?

I dunno, the guy spent about 6 hours crapping his pants and then Smart let him go.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

G0RF posted:

The battle over "Sandi's Marketing Education & Credentials" being waged between Sandi and Derek has been the source of a lot of ongoing discussion here. Derek certainly seems to be getting the better of her, prompting constant changes to online resumes, deletion of LinkedIn profiles, removal of facts from websites, tweets and interviews that always seem to have a tidy anecdote about Sandi's recent discovery of proof of her education / career experience, etc... So this is just another chapter in that longstanding war of words-- one that, as usual, prompts more questions than answers.

The other thing that stands out-- to me-- is just how horrible INN is at conducting an interview. Sandi could've interviewed herself better than Sir Bowtie did.

Is sir bowtie the reddit mod of /r/starcitizen?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

D1E posted:

Hey Derek, when you sue CIG next month to release their financials, can you also ask for proof of Sandi's marketing degree? It might sound insignificant, but couldn't lying about her credentials go towards proving impropriety at a very high level within the company, as well as nepotism and fraud in paying someone clearly unqualified to hold such a position?

Also I hear she's a big meanie who doesn't like black people and/or pubes, so it would also be good karma to embarrass her a bit.

Thanks!

I don't think you understand the concept, you make your own character in this 'verse - the dream is real

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

Beet Wagon posted:

threatened to bend him over a barrel maybe?

I dunno, the guy spent about 6 hours crapping his pants and then Smart let him go.

Well, Smart recommended that he delete himself from Reddit, so he did.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Beet Wagon posted:

I dunno, the guy spent about 6 hours crapping his pants and then Smart let him go.

dont kink shame

Szcwczuk
Dec 20, 2011

I ruin everything
Should have sued him so he could lose some weight.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

you know that f2p korean sci-fi plane mmo a few years back? that is what star citizen looks like with the way they move in flight.

edit: Ace Online

Agrajag fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Oct 23, 2015

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





joats posted:

Well, Smart recommended that he delete himself from Reddit, so he did.

He's almost certainly back under a different name, which is what he should have done in the first loving place if he was going to be posting inflammatory garbage.

People are dumb.

Octavion
Apr 5, 2009
Is this where I post to request a long form copy of Sandi's birth certificate?

Gerbil_Pen
Apr 6, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

lol you give your max security prisoners beds...

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Eleven years and I never spent a dime besides regs.

loving Star Citizen

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Wafflz posted:

Is sir bowtie the reddit mod of /r/starcitizen?

It's David Alloggia
Or
This guy on Reddit, I think.

I don't think he's a mod. Just an evangelist.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

joats posted:

When people say cream colored, do you think green?

Occasionally if they call it crème, yes, but only due to horrible associations to crème de menthe.

:shudder:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

G0RF posted:

It's David Alloggia
Or
This guy on Reddit, I think.

I don't think he's a mod. Just an evangelist.

Oh, one of the guys from that terrible shill site* is also a mod of the subreddit and a mod of the ds sub.


*I give them props for fleecing nerds for cash for a free vacation to con citizens though, that was very in the spirit of star citizen.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Wafflz posted:

Oh, one of the guys from that terrible shill site is also a mod of the subreddit and a mod of the ds sub.

the dolvak guy, he's banned me because I asked dickwulf to stop sending me dickpics and apparently I was rude to him. Meanwhile he tells beer4beergod that he's a terrible person.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

D_Smart posted:

LOL!! no. But my homes have adequate security and you can't even get into them easily.

Turns out D_Smart was Three Olives all along.

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Agrajag posted:

you know that f2p korean sci-fi plane mmo a few years back? that is what star citizen looks like with the way they move in flight.

edit: Ace Online

It used to be called Space Cowboy Online released by gPotato, I think. That game was my jam, when I was 10.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

A person who kickstarts a vacation is definitely a terrible person.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
drat it, I've just came up with a joke about that guy who looks like a potato. It's kind of out of the moment now, but check it out.

Starch Citizen.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

MeLKoR posted:

Eleven years and I never spent a dime besides regs.

loving Star Citizen

i was tempted too, this has never happened before

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
If I thought I could start a kickstarter to pay for a vacation, or better yet my student loans and have it actually fund I would totally do it

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

MeLKoR posted:

Turns out D_Smart was Three Olives all along.

nice av.. very dapper

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

D_Smart posted:

See what I mean? https://twitter.com/elbit_curtsedni/status/657570219871838208

Seriously, these clowns are utterly clueless.

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It's great that Chris Roberts accused you of bringing GamerGate into this farce and it turns out that Star Citizens are gamergaters.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.
The Show Must Go On

G0RF fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Oct 23, 2015

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
I dunno eonwe I live in a crazy socialist country where undergraduate uni tuition is free.

Maybe croberts is looking out for his kids...?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


I still don't understand why they insist on ULTRA CLOSE UP of 2 hairy fat guys.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

yeah im not about to watch obese conmen. ugh god look at t-rex's forehead, it makes me mildly sick to my stomach and what is it with these two fatsos and beards? beards on fat people only make you look even more sloppy than just being fat. it does not, in fact, make you look more manly.

Oscar Wilde Bunch
Jun 12, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Agrajag posted:

yeah im not about to watch obese conmen. ugh god look at t-rex's forehead, it makes me mildly sick to my stomach.

Come on man, they have two, count them, two black people in the same room this time.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I tuned in and they were talking about black cards, and Sandi became very uncomfortable with the topic really quickly.

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...


Grimey Drawer

Wafflz posted:

I still don't understand why they insist on ULTRA CLOSE UP of 2 hairy fat guys.

Nah, that's just the :lesnick: gravitational effect. It only seems like he's the size of two very hairy fat guys.

...but it's drat convincing.

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

MeLKoR posted:

It's great that Chris Roberts accused you of bringing GamerGate into this farce and it turns out that Star Citizens are gamergaters.

I don't understand how people go from "There is corruption in games journalism" to "Whore! I wish you were raped and dead. Also I have your mobile number and address, which I will send threats to every day from now on". Stupid Internet.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Iron Tusk posted:

Come on man, they have two, count them, two black people in the same room this time.

i think one of them is a woman. definitely went above and beyond to get rid of pubes for sandi

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

Paladinus posted:

I tuned in and they were talking about black cards, and Sandi became very uncomfortable with the topic really quickly.

Why is the money hat still shown.

BigMouthSingers
Oct 15, 2015

I still subscribe because the puzzlebox tells me to.

Star Citizen.... you're playing right now.
Anyone capture that Sandi clothing failure right as Sandi joined the stream?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Paladinus posted:

I tuned in and they were talking about black cards, and Sandi became very uncomfortable with the topic really quickly.

It's true, by the way, I wasn't kidding. The money guy wanted to make a joke about going black, but Lando interrupted him and they changed the topic. And that was the first thing I saw just by randomly tuning in.

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Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


I feel so bad for the token african americans Sandi is dragging into this. They are trotting those two out at every opportunity and as far as I know neither is really involved with the game at any level- one's like a video producer and the other is a property manager for their office. I wonder if they know why this woman is suddenly insisting that they get in front of the camera every week? It's disgusting. It is literally the second most racist reaction you could have after being accused of racism. "No I'm not racist! Black person, you are now my accessory and shield against these claims!"

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