Star Citizen: Fear, Uncertainty, and Debt

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BluestreakBTHR: Oct 2, 2015; Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.; Grimey Drawer

Which forum would be... best(?) in the SA forums to promote my show, and internet radio station?
I'm sure everyone here knows that my show airs live on Saturdays at Noon eastern, but where else should I post up?

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CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

BluestreakBTHR posted:

Which forum would be... best(?) in the SA forums to promote my show, and internet radio station?
I'm sure everyone here knows that my show airs live on Saturdays at Noon eastern, but where else should I post up?

In before "GBS" or "FYAD"

But honestly, I don't think there's a single place on SA forums that you won't be mocked to some degree (given your origin is this game that never will be), so get ready for that regardless of anything.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:27

Fil5000: Jun 23, 2003; HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

MeLKoR posted:

That's a lie, I never had shop with that photo.

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gently caress, they are onto us. CODE SHALLOT CODE SHALLOT

Lol at reddit formatting being anything other than a hopeless loving mess.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:28

BluestreakBTHR: Oct 2, 2015; Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.; Grimey Drawer

CrazyLoon posted:

In before "FYAD"

But honestly, I don't think there's a single place on SA forums that you won't be mocked to some degree (given your origin is this game that never will be), so get ready for that regardless of anything.

I've been mocked for 39 years and haven't been totally broken, yet.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:29

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

BluestreakBTHR posted:

Which forum would be... best(?) in the SA forums to promote my show, and internet radio station?
I'm sure everyone here knows that my show airs live on Saturdays at Noon eastern, but where else should I post up?

if its a games thing id keep it in games.

Expect grief my good man

regardless

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:31

Jimb: Feb 14, 2005

MeLKoR posted:

quote:
Llatsin 2 pontos 1 dia ago
It works both ways Sareed, you goons can't argue that because you are too diverse and there's no one coordinating anything you ARE NOT getting together to take down CIG, and then also argue that you ARE getting together to troll Derek.
I'm only stating the fact that a lot of the DOODZ! posting on that thread are disciples of Derek. Not saying he's leading them, or controlling them, but they sure as poo poo are following the guy.

gently caress, they are onto us. CODE SHALLOT CODE SHALLOT

Attention all DOODZ initiate operation dickparadise

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:43

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

It's me, I am the DOOD

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:45

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Load the DOODZCANNON, they are on to us.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:55

KiddieGrinder: Nov 15, 2005; HELP ME

MeLKoR posted:

gently caress, they are onto us. CODE SHALLOT CODE SHALLOT

I must have lost my Goon Decoder Ring, so what does this mean again? drat I'm such a let down to my Goon brothers and Goon sisters.

Hail Goon! Hail Lowtax! o7

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:58

pftc: Oct 1, 2015

lying

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Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

creator

no questions

galactic credits

$150 space ship

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:09

Synchronized: Jul 24, 2011; Tick Tock.

Maldoror posted:

creator

no questions

galactic credits

$150 space ship

Act now to avoid disappointment.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:10

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

KiddieGrinder posted:

I must have lost my Goon Decoder Ring, so what does this mean again? drat I'm such a let down to my Goon brothers and Goon sisters.

Hail Goon! Hail Lowtax! o7

That means polish the mizzen mast, and proceed to the poop deck and arm the stern lazor ballistas duuh. consult page 9 of the operations guide

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:13

Hobold: Jan 10, 2012; I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA; College Slice

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

When Sandi fired James. That's when I realized it was over.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:17

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3pv87h/derek_is_going_to_file_a_legal_complaint_with/cwaoya3

We got a tough guy here

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:24

Dark Off: Aug 14, 2015

KiddieGrinder posted:

I must have lost my Goon Decoder Ring, so what does this mean again? drat I'm such a let down to my Goon brothers and Goon sisters.

Hail Goon! Hail Lowtax! o7

Basically its mix of code brown chris and code poop derek. but you cant do it if you have refundet already.
Dont worry if things go as planned Cig will issue a response. And then youll just follow the plan from there.
edit: click eonwe's candy. go to smartest room sub and click the goon operations manual for more information

Dark Off fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Oct 24, 2015

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:24

BluestreakBTHR: Oct 2, 2015; Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.; Grimey Drawer

SneakyFrog posted:

if its a games thing id keep it in games.

Expect grief my good man

regardless

It's not just games. We stream music 24x7

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:24

pftc: Oct 1, 2015

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# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:26

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

jaegerx posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3pv87h/derek_is_going_to_file_a_legal_complaint_with/cwaoya3

We got a tough guy here

Poor bastard, I hope he is just posturing.

Dark Off posted:

Basically its mix of code brown chris and code poop derek. but you cant do it if you have refundet already.
Dont worry if things go as planned Cig will issue a response. And then youll just follow the plan from there.

Wrong codebook yo.

BluestreakBTHR posted:

It's not just games. We stream music 24x7

creative convention maybe? check the local rules and stuff, but maybe i havent tested the waters over there i dont pretend to be an artist of any kind.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:27

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

Is Derek Smart actually suing somebody in a real court because they made fun of him?

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:29

Dark Off: Aug 14, 2015

SneakyFrog posted:

Wrong codebook yo.

poo poo do i need platinum to access the new one?

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:29

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

jaegerx posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3pv87h/derek_is_going_to_file_a_legal_complaint_with/cwaoya3

We got a tough guy here

Star Citizen White Knight spotted: make an example of this clown Derek!

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:29

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

I hear that "FYAD" really likes music.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:30

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Dark Off posted:

poo poo do i need platinum to access the new one?

yeah I'm sorry.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:34

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

SneakyFrog posted:

That means polish the mizzen mast, and proceed to the poop deck and arm the stern lazor ballistas duuh. consult page 9 of the operations guide

reddit has eyes everywhere, pls don't reveal ~~the wu-tang secret~~classified operations documents

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:38

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

jaegerx posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3pv87h/derek_is_going_to_file_a_legal_complaint_with/cwaoya3

We got a tough guy here

A moderator no less, and not even 2 days after the previous moderator was publicly humiliated. I'm starting to think that maybe these people aren't very smart.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:49

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

MeLKoR posted:

A moderator no less, and not even 2 days after the previous moderator was publicly humiliated. I'm starting to think that maybe these people aren't very.......... .......... smart.

FTFY

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:50

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

It was an artistic representation

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:51

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

SneakyFrog posted:

It was an artistic representation

dont sue me. I'm poor

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:51

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

What was the name of that gremlin in cool shades? I'm that one.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:52

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

I honestly think that gremlins analogy was the best description I ever saw of SA and it will never stop baffling me that the immediate reaction of everyone that gets tangled with goons is feeding us and then pulling the fire hose. :psyduck:

SneakyFrog posted:

dont sue me. I'm poor

Good, that means you can't afford lawyers. :redass:

# ? Oct 24, 2015 17:00

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

MeLKoR posted:

A moderator no less, and not even 2 days after the previous moderator was publicly humiliated. I'm starting to think that maybe these people aren't very smart.

The great thing about it is that he's the clown who got his admin friend to shadow-ban my Reddit /u/thedereksmart/ account, then bragged about it.

So now, we're watching him. We already know who he is from back when he had my Reddit account shadow-banned. Unsurprisingly, he's just another low-hanging-fruit idiot even in RL.

Seriously, I just need one - just one - of these clowns to screw up beyond just shits 'n giggles.

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# ? Oct 24, 2015 17:01

Bootcha: Nov 13, 2012; Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending; Grimey Drawer

I am business gremlin.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 17:03

Dunite: Oct 12, 2013

I had the best dream last night.

I managed to take a gigantic poo poo on D. Smart's doorstep.
Quite satisfied I wandered home to peruse the Something Aweful Star Citizen drama thread.

Upon refreshing the page I found to my chagrin that D. Smart had contacted the FBI over the vandalism of his doorstep by a disgruntled Star Cultist.
He had contacted the authorities who had their head Fecal Investigator on the scene to investigate who had dropped a deuce on his doorstep.
Mr. Smart was in the process of drawing up documents to sue whomever defiled his doorstep once the investigation concluded.

The dream didn't really go on but I woke up with the warmest feeling in my heart.

This thread is the best.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 17:09

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

Kronok posted:

The local physics grid is cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTVd5OxZZv0

It's something that's I initially thought "how would they even do that?" and they seemed to have pulled it off.

IDK, just copy Super Mario Galaxy.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 17:11

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

Bootcha posted:

I am business gremlin.

I call the googly eyed gremlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x01l_jMhjVM
This is probably my favorite skit these guys did, RIP

# ? Oct 24, 2015 17:13

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Dunite posted:

I had the best dream last night.

I managed to take a gigantic poo poo on D. Smart's doorstep.
Quite satisfied I wandered home to peruse the Something Aweful Star Citizen drama thread.

Upon refreshing the page I found to my chagrin that D. Smart had contacted the FBI over the vandalism of his doorstep by a disgruntled Star Cultist.
He had contacted the authorities who had their head Fecal Investigator on the scene to investigate who had dropped a deuce on his doorstep.
Mr. Smart was in the process of drawing up documents to sue whomever defiled his doorstep once the investigation concluded.

The dream didn't really go on but I woke up with the warmest feeling in my heart.

This thread is the best.

Shitizens fantasize about making GBS threads in space games, goons fantasize about making GBS threads on space game developers doorsteps. Circle of life or something.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 17:16