Any ideas how to incorporate bacon to sex?
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:35 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:53 |
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Use the fat as a lube, install bacon into condom with dick.
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:36 |
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Any ideas how to incorporate bacon to sex? Have gay sex
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:37 |
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wrap your dick in bacon then deep fry that son of a bitch
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:37 |
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:38 |
TEAH SYAG posted:Have gay sex This is the new GBS, please do not poo poo post
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:38 |
Excelzior posted:wrap your dick in bacon Are you seriously poo poo posting right now?
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:38 |
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lol le epic thread op
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:38 |
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Just make it not too crunchy and shove it up the dude's rear end.
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:38 |
criscodisco posted:Just make it not too crunchy and shove it up the dude's rear end. Dont say any human being poo poo in my topic
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:40 |
cook the bacon and eat it for the energy you'll need to have sex you could also make some toast and slice up a hardboiled egg (or even use a scrambled egg) and make yourself a sandwich if you wanted. actually there's probably a lot of ways you could prepare and eat the bacon now that i'm thinking about it. thought provoking thread OP, thank you
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:47 |
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:54 |
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:58 |
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ninjas vs pirates allyourbasearebelongtous lolcat ridin spinnaz
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:02 |
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Just have sex with your mom OP
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:04 |
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This thread makes me sad
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:19 |
Nooner posted:This thread makes me sad why nooner?
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:25 |
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Because people are finding too many real instances of bacon combined with sex and it reflects very poorly on humanity as a whole
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:28 |
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On the otherhand, it reminded me that the prime minister of England stuck his weener in a pigs mouth and that makes me smile and laugh
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:29 |
Nooner posted:On the otherhand, it reminded me that the prime minister of England stuck his weener in a pigs mouth and that makes me smile and laugh o yeah, LOL
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:32 |
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gently caress a cop
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:34 |
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i take comfort in the fact that nooner will be dead someday
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:34 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:ninjas vs pirates allyourbasearebelongtous lolcat ridin spinnaz
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:36 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:gently caress a cop Eat pussy on a cop car but don't eat a cop's pussy eat a cop's wife's pussy party with your buds
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:46 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i take comfort in the fact that nooner will be dead someday
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:46 |
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i cut bacon off the ops moms back while i have doggystyle sex with her. (she's a fat pig)
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:47 |
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put bacon on your weener
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:52 |
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Enfield posted:put bacon on your weener
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 04:08 |
Ey girl yo girl i swear, if you stick around til morning...
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 04:11 |
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this reminds me when i go fishing we pass jimmie deans private estate and he has a huge jimmy deans logo made out of concrete on his front lawn e: lol Enfield fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Oct 25, 2015 |
# ? Oct 25, 2015 04:12 |
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Enfield posted:this reminds me when i go fishing we pass jimmie deans private estate and he has a huge jimmy deans logo made out of concrete on his front lawn Jimmy dean is nothing short of hellspawn. And yes, << avatar/post ^^^ combo
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 04:28 |
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but i already paid for the whole seat!!!
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 04:29 |
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:Ey girl yo girl i swear, if you stick around til morning... wtf who eats just one piece of bacon jeezus
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 04:34 |
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this is haram af op
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 05:19 |
Necros posted:wtf who eats just one piece of bacon jeezus a sexhaver, obviously
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 05:29 |
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Rickycat posted:this is haram af op
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:06 |
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Wrap it around your dick to add extra girth. The grease will act as lubrication. Your lady will thank you by cooking the leftovers for you afterwards.
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:22 |
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Salmonella vageenas
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:23 |
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extend your gf's labia and say "epic bacon for the win!"
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:27 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:53 |
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rub bacon on the intimate parts of the body, should work
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# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:35 |