Star Citizen: Fear, Uncertainty, and Debt

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BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

pftc posted:

Ya know Dolvak outright threatened Derek Smart right?

"I agree. I used to be in the mind that he should be ignored. Now I want to band together and destroy him. I want everyone to know about the poo poo he has pulled. I want him to never be able to work in the industry again."

lmao. Derek Smart owns his own game company. He's not some hired-gun dev out looking for work. These guys are so screwed.

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Shala: Oct 15, 2006; i shot the pilot; Lipstick Apathy

Skoll posted:

You see, he is an expert on everything because he went into debt $20,000+ dollars for Scam Citizen.

Yeah, he'll have to excuse me if I don't feel threatened financially, or otherwise by a help desk guy who dropped 20k on imaginary ships.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:38

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

welp.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:39

botany: Apr 27, 2013; by Lowtax

Omi-Polari posted:

lmao. Derek Smart owns his own game company.

oh no!

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:39

Shala: Oct 15, 2006; i shot the pilot; Lipstick Apathy

Google Butt posted:

It's not really that hard to say I'm sorry and just stop posting, you know?

Some people drowned while holding hay straws, cause it's all they have.

Omi-Polari posted:

lmao. Derek Smart owns his own game company. He's not some hired-gun dev out looking for work. These guys are so screwed.

For 200 bux in many states YOU TOO! can own your own <whatever> company!

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:40

Mr Fahrenheit: Dec 10, 2010; Travelin' at the speed of light.

A Neurotic Jew posted:

welp.

Is it ironic if they don't have anything left to lose because they already spent it on Star Citizen jpegs?

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:40

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

D_Smart posted:

I'm going to kill it.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:41

Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

Shala posted:

Yeah, he'll have to excuse me if I don't feel threatened financially, or otherwise by a help desk guy who dropped 20k on imaginary ships.

You should. He might throw his fedora at you.

Or doxx you.

Or PM you pictures of his tiddly widdly.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:42

Grinning Goblin: Oct 11, 2004

Sedisp posted:

Is the help desk jockey going to pretend he is a legal expert too?

He and octopode went to law school together.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:44

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:46

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

Hammerstein posted:

I want a system on SA where we can earn Smarty points.

This is SA, lumps of coal or buckets of piss would be more appropriate.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:47

Asema: Oct 2, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wait did this guy seriously go "loving COME AT ME" and now is acting like a Victim?

....what?

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:47

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

drat it why can't I find the star citizen suicide thread anymore. Some names need to be added lol.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:49

pftc: Oct 1, 2015

Asema posted:

Wait did this guy seriously go "loving COME AT ME" and now is acting like a Victim?

....what?

Yes.

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# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:50

botany: Apr 27, 2013; by Lowtax

"I want him to never be able to work in the industry again" is he talking about the man who has never made a successful game ever, because that seems like a superfluous wish

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:52

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Asema posted:

Wait did this guy seriously go "loving COME AT ME" and now is acting like a Victim?

....what?

Ya but... he didn't mean it like that.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:53

pftc: Oct 1, 2015

thatguy posted:

Ya but... he didn't mean it like that.

Are you sure?
https://archive.is/IgnHR

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# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:55

ScootsMcSkirt: Oct 29, 2013

SneakyFrog posted:

you are goddamn right.

Derek Smart Derek Smart Derek Smart

Pets peter

This is a bit far back, but thank you shitizen, your spell has worked. \o

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:57

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Imagine liking jpegs this much.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:57

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

joats posted:

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:57

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Berious posted:

Imagine liking jpegs this much.

Some of the jpegs in this thread is objectively more worth than the entirety of CIG's "assets"

# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:58

pftc: Oct 1, 2015

"k np i'll just put it everywhere and you will have to track my rear end down and physically force me to remove it from the internet."
https://archive.is/qelX4#selection-2053.0-2053.127

Dolvak wanted Derek Smart to do this.

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# ? Oct 25, 2015 20:59

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Check out the offer to support him financially "or otherwise".

A Neurotic Jew posted:

welp.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:01

Incombibulator: Dec 9, 2014; I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...; Grimey Drawer

I have no idea where this is going to end up but I'm drat happy I'm here for the ride.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:03

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:04

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

joats posted:

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:06

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Dick Wulf has Brian Pepper eyes

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:09

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

This whole slap fight is loving stupid as poo poo

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:09

Jimb: Feb 14, 2005

Justin Tyme posted:

You gotta know that people like DickWulf, you know- those guys who are ranked top in the world in games like CS:GO and LoL, or in SC's case, the Top Spender- see themselves as big time internet celebrities. They think that they have a legion of superfans (DickWulf even admitted to this during a livestream as to why he wears that stupid fedora) that are just aping to get on his dick. I would not be surprised if he sexually harassed others on the forum under this delusion.

It's like being a star quarterback on a college football team, except instead of stuff like athletic ability and being a total hunk, for some reason he thinks simply spending enough money makes him cool enough to be a superstar worthy of groupies.

Yeah, I have a feeling if this thread gets pulled enough it's going to be CWC all over again.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:10

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

The only guy in the family not to know when to get off the ship.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:11

Lokee: Oct 2, 2013; The brown sea is dark and full of terrors, but the paywall burns them all away.

AP posted:

The only guy in the family not to know when to get off the ship.

+2 Smartypoints.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:14

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

spacetoaster posted:

Check out the offer to support him financially "or otherwise".

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:15

Pity Party Animal: Jul 23, 2006

AP posted:

The only guy in the family not to know when to get off the ship.

None of these ships are real.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:18

Shala: Oct 15, 2006; i shot the pilot; Lipstick Apathy

Renegret posted:

This whole slap fight is loving stupid as poo poo

This whole thread has been space internet drama on the level of 17 year old catty highschoolers going "I saw Sarah at the mall yesterday, she got faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat".

Idk if you're comfortable w that or not.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:20

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Renegret posted:

This whole slap fight is loving stupid as poo poo

This has been the MO for Star Citizen discussions for two years now.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:22

Thirsty Dog: May 31, 2007

Renegret posted:

This whole slap fight is loving stupid as poo poo

Yup

Much happier when we're mocking Star Citizen and its cultists for bad decisions and even worse management and software development practices rather than cheering on a really loving weird ego-monster who's making it his life's work to go after random Reddit nobodies

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:22

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

McDowell posted:

Dick Wulf has Brian Pepper eyes

And he'll tease you

He'll unease you

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:23

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

Thirsty Dog posted:

Yup

Much happier when we're mocking Star Citizen and its cultists for bad decisions and even worse management and software development practices rather than cheering on a really loving weird ego-monster who's making it his life's work to go after random Reddit nobodies

Yeah. The ironic Derek-love has really gone off the rails. Y'all are being loving stupid now.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 21:24

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I really wish we could leave the redditor idiots out of it, at least in the SA thread

Just not really my thing

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Star citizen provides plenty of material itself

So do the CIG devs

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