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Pvt.Scott posted:No wonder Gothard got followers. He got hot young rear end to bend over in front of him all day, got his pick of it and taught that if you owned it, that pussy had to spread for you 24/7. He's like a redpill guy that actually skipped the whining and being a beta bitch parts. I'm surprised he wasn't charging 50k for seminars. Also required girls at his school to get perms because he had a fetish for big 80s hair. It is now a big signifier in the quiver community because of this.
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cumshitter posted:As a cumshitter I don't know much about female anatomy. But from what I understand the uterus gets stronger with the birth of each child. So at this point I'm pretty sure Mamma Duggar could crush two hydrogen atoms in her cooch and birth a star if she wanted to. You do not put the penis into the uterus. Michelle's vag has to be a dusty cavern by now. Unless perhaps Michelle can prolapse her uterus at will for Jim to gently caress. But really Jim just fucks the kids while wearing a mask of the oldest boy living at home.
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Ultimate Mango posted:But really Jim just fucks the kids while wearing a mask of the oldest boy living at home. So it all feels familiar, of course.
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cumshitter posted:As a cumshitter I don't know much about female anatomy. But from what I understand the uterus gets stronger with the birth of each child. So at this point I'm pretty sure Mamma Duggar could crush two hydrogen atoms in her cooch and birth a star if she wanted to. The walls of the uterus get thinner with repeated births, after 5 in a row the possibility of premature birth starts to increase. The last Duggar, Josie, was 3 months premature, and I believe a few before that were as well. At 3 months early the internal organs have barely finished developing, so the child will have physical problems like asthma and bad eyesight, and Josie has a rare blood pressure disorder that only occurs in 3-month preemies. Luckily, God created doctors on the cutting edge of neonatal science that didn't exist 20 years ago so Jim Bob can continue to force his wife to be continuously pregnant until she dies. As the Lord intended. E: for example, my uncle was born 1 month premature 50 years ago (youngest of 7), and his survival was considered a modern medicine miracle at the time. red19fire fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Oct 25, 2015 |
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Ultimate Mango posted:But really Jim just fucks the kids while wearing a mask of the oldest boy living at home. Rupert Buttermilk posted:So it all feels familiar, of course. Well, except for Josiah, obviously.   (Also pictured, a nice young lady whom he recently stopped courting due to "God's will.")
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I don't understand how going to fertility doctors to keep getting pregnant is in line with god's will, pretty sure at some point she's going to have to stop crapping out kids or die. Maybe that's her plan. It's the only way she can escape Jim Bob.
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empty sea posted:I don't understand how going to fertility doctors to keep getting pregnant is in line with god's will, pretty sure at some point she's going to have to stop crapping out kids or die. They'll freeze her until they have the tech to make her into an axlotl tank. The Jim must Bob
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empty sea posted:I don't understand how going to fertility doctors to keep getting pregnant is in line with god's will, pretty sure at some point she's going to have to stop crapping out kids or die. Nah. 20-25 will be increasingly smaller fetuses, 26-30 will be implanted into 1-10's wombs until gestation. This will start the repeating cycle of the Duggar population explosion, when they harvest Michelle's eggs and Jim Bob's little swimmers and start turkey basting the kids every year to continue God's Will.
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Julet Esqu posted:Well, except for Josiah, obviously. poor guy, I wonder if he's even told a single person he's gay
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How do I get in on this God's Will business? Apparently it lets you do whatever you want without any consequences whatsoever. Tip your waitresses, try the veal, folks. I'm betting Jim Bob will suggest using surrogates to Michelle, and thanks to her child's understanding of science it's just going to be Jim Bob impregnating some random church volunteer while Michelle prays in the next room.
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Toadvine posted:poor guy, I wonder if he's even told a single person he's gay And that hairline!
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Ultimate Mango posted:And that hairline! Could you imagine being that kid? Seeing Josh and his receding hair and apparently constant misdeeds and knowing that the Jim that Bobbed him hath also Bobbed you, and knowing that so long as Josh never lusts for another man he will be forgiven for everything, but the very second that it comes out that you once shared an awkward kiss with the spritely blonde boy you met at the ice cream social, you will be banished from your family and everyone you've ever known.
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To be honest I have never watched a single second of The Duggars. So you can imagine how  I had when I just saw this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae2zZLwJEXo But then all was good, there is a special guest we all know giving advise to Josiah at the end.
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Oct 26, 2015 00:37
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Show your knees and you are a filthy whore but looking like a Jersey Shore extra is perfectly fine.
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happyhippy posted:To be honest I have never watched a single second of The Duggars. So you can imagine how just read that there is a show called united bates of america
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Oct 26, 2015 02:57
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Oct 26, 2015 03:01
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Does anybody have that "if the victim is not at fault" thing?
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Julet Esqu posted:Well, except for Josiah, obviously. Shes cute drat
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Oct 26, 2015 03:49
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I can not believe what Jim Bobbed it !
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Toadvine posted:poor guy, I wonder if he's even told a single person he's gay I feel pretty bad for him. His older brother joined the God Hates Fags Council and his mom robocalls people to warn them of the homosexuals lurking in bathrooms to rape their babies. Their religious community is very insular, so it's unlikely he knows many people who don't share the exact same prejudices as the rest of his family. If he came out to anybody there's a very good chance he'd be ostracized. I feel bad for Jinger, too. Out of all the girls, she's the one who really has a spark of independence. There's a reason that website is named after her. She's smart, too. At least, smarter than some of her sisters. When Ben decided to propose to Jessa with this asinine scavenger hunt... well, let's just say that Jessa would still be out there looking for her proposal if Jinger hadn't been there to figure out all the clues for her. (My mom loved that show. I've seen way more of it than I'm happy about.) Poor Jinger and Josiah have a lot of potential. Unfortunately, 18+ years is a lot of time for a sufficiently hateful family to have if they want to smother potential.
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Every time I read the name Jinger, my brain pronounces it to rhyme with "singer" or "wringer"
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like how dumb do you have to be when your child is so light in the loafers that hes floating into the sky like a balloon and you still cant figure out theyre gay. like its not being sheltered a tthat point its just willful ignorance. not even willful ignornace its just lovely parenting because even with 19 kids you should have some idea about who they are as individuals
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tacodaemon posted:Every time I read the name Jinger, my brain pronounces it to rhyme with "singer" or "wringer" As someone who hasn't watched the show, this bothers me too. Does Jinger rhyme with Ginger, or does it rhyme with Zinger? Alsowhy did the gay son gave up his courting? Apart from the "gods will" bullshit.Did the girl figure out he's gay and end it? Did the girls family figure out he's gay and end it? Did the girls family not want the Duggar taint, (bad press because of Josh loving strippers and groping his sisters), and end it? Or did he end it because by pretending to like a lady he got his dad off his back so now its over?
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BrigadierSensible posted:As someone who hasn't watched the show, this bothers me too. The rumor was that she left him because Josh derailed the whole Duggar gravy train and so now Josiah is no longer a ticket to fame and fortune.
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Search Our Six Wrong Heart Conditions What does heart circumcision entail, exactly? skaboomizzy posted:They'll freeze her until they have the tech to make her into an axlotl tank. Nice, dude. Niiiiiiiice. Jumpingmanjim posted:The rumor was that she left him because Josh derailed the whole Duggar gravy train and so now Josiah is no longer a ticket to fame and fortune. Well, it's either money or dicking, and if she's not going to get either...
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I reckon they are going for "The Uncircumspect Heart", but are too stupid/focused on huge throbbing uncut dicks to notice.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Did the girls family not want the Duggar taint We can all see the problem with the Duggar hairline but what's the problem with the Duggar taint?
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BrigadierSensible posted:I reckon they are going for "The Uncircumspect Heart", but are too stupid/focused on huge throbbing uncut dicks to notice. Nah the circumcised heart bit is actually in the bible. One of the letters from Paul I think. I still giggle every time I hear it though.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:What does heart circumcision entail, exactly? She was a Gold Duggar Digger.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:The rumor was that she left him because Josh derailed the whole Duggar gravy train and so now Josiah is no longer a ticket to fame and fortune. hypergamy!! 
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Julet Esqu posted:Well, except for Josiah, obviously. Is that harlot wearing pants? 
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Nah the circumcised heart bit is actually in the bible. One of the letters from Paul I think. References to "circumcised heart" appears in the following parts of the Bible: quote:
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that kids gonna regret it if he can't live his gay bar days soon before he goes fully bald lemme tell ya
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JosephWongKS posted:References to "circumcised heart" appears in the following parts of the Bible: For real gently caress everyone religious for perpetuating this crap in any form what so ever. Every single one of you.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:The rumor was that she left him because Josh derailed the whole Duggar gravy train and so now Josiah is no longer a ticket to fame and fortune. Or in Christian terms she felt he was not "a good steward of money."
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Schnedwob posted:Jim Bob, Jim Bob, Good
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Watch TLC and have it burned into your head Saving lives by keeping legs good and hid Josh roams the streets, an orphan of Dugg Lustful sisters he just want s to plug
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21st Cherry boy posted:Is that harlot wearing pants? Dungarees even. That skank.
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