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PST: Jul 5, 2012; If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Shala posted:

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:08

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:54

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

DEREK OP STILL SUCKS, do you need us poor plebeians to make it all whizbang sexy for you or can you get your social media person on it?

this is important PR

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:09

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:09

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Karl_Ramseier posted:

I stay if you tell me who paid 10 bucks to give me that AD. I want to thank him.

Maybe it was your brother in law? I'm not seeing anyone from here wasting :10bux:

to give you an unironic SC avatar without as much as a humorous quip in the text.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:09

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Bootcha posted:

Gentlemen,

I need pngs of cat heads in hats.

Military hats.

Silly hats.

Cowboy hats.

Any hats.

I need your cats with hats.

Everyone.

e: god dammit this thread moves fast

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:10

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MeLKoR posted:

Is that Jack Packard from Red Letter Media in the 3rd row from the bottom, 3rd from the left? White people all look alike to me.

He's too buff to be Jack.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:12

Meta-Mollusk: May 2, 2013; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:15

sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

Am I doing it right?

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:16

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

gently caress you Karl_Ramseier

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:16

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

SirPhoebos posted:

I got a question for Smart: Did you consider not saying anything, waiting for Nov. 1 to come, and just quietly filing a lawsuit to get the financial statements?

Don't get me wrong, the route you took has been incredible to watch, but if I had to be honest I don't see how you doing all this internet warlording helps your initial claim.

It's a case of the right hand working independently from the left hand. They'll never see it coming. Trust me, there's a plan in place. And the end result is glorious. It's going to be part of my legacy that will be written about for the next decades.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:17

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I said come in! posted:

No offense but you have a history of being a liar. Chances are you are lying about this like you have been with everything else.

Derek Smart is not a crook.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:17

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

D_Smart posted:

It's a case of the right hand working independently from the left hand. They'll never see it coming. Trust me, there's a plan in place. And the end result is glorious. It's going to be part of my legacy that will be written about for the next decades.

I saw that quick edit of the last 9 words. Holy moly you are out of your mind. God bless you Star Citizen disaster.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:19

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Get your own copy of Dickwulf chatlogs: http://imgur.com/gallery/ed2M8

I threw a little freelancer in there this time. Imgur archive this!

Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Oct 26, 2015

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:19

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Bootcha posted:

Gentlemen,

I need pngs of cat heads in hats.

Military hats.

Silly hats.

Cowboy hats.

Any hats.

I need your cats with hats.

Everyone.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:19

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:20

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Raskolnikov posted:

Get your own copy of Dickwulf chatlogs: http://imgur.com/a/ed2M8

I threw a little freelancer in there this time. Imgur archive this!

Link doesn't work.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:21

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Raskolnikov posted:

Get your own copy of Dickwulf chatlogs: http://imgur.com/a/ed2M8

I threw a little freelancer in there this time. Imgur archive this!

link seems to be broken

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:21

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

cool kitten hats but i think what bootcha needs is a financial consultant

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:21

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Raskolnikov posted:

Get your own copy of Dickwulf chatlogs: http://imgur.com/a/ed2M8

I threw a little freelancer in there this time. Imgur archive this!

Zoinks! You've taken a wrong turn.

Let's split up, gang. If you're looking for an image, it's probably been deleted or may not have existed at all.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:21

Shala: Oct 15, 2006; i shot the pilot; Lipstick Apathy

Raskolnikov posted:

Get your own copy of Dickwulf chatlogs: http://imgur.com/a/ed2M8

Nice 404 loser.

Madcosby posted:

cool kitten hats but i think what bootcha needs is a financial consultant

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:21

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:22

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Link doesn't work.

fixed

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:22

Vire: Nov 4, 2005; Like a Bosh

D_Smart posted:

It's a case of the right hand working independently from the left hand. They'll never see it coming. Trust me, there's a plan in place. And the end result is glorious. It's going to be part of my legacy that will be written about for the next decades.

I'm rooting for this but at the same time come on man decades? Even you would have to admit that's a pretty outrageous claim.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:22

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Imagine being Karl_Ramseier and being super frustrated and angry every time you read this thread instead of thinking it's good.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:23

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

No joke I used this after seeing the Wulge http://www.eyebleach.me/kittens/

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:23

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bootcha posted:

Gentlemen,

I need pngs of cat heads in hats.

Military hats.

Silly hats.

Cowboy hats.

Any hats.

I need your cats with hats.

Everyone.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:23

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

I also fixed the stupid link http://imgur.com/gallery/ed2M8

Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Oct 26, 2015

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:24

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

D_Smart posted:

It's a case of the right hand working independently from the left hand. They'll never see it coming. Trust me, there's a plan in place. And the end result is glorious. It's going to be part of my legacy that will be written about for the next decades.

I've had a blast reading your stuff these last weeks but you should beware that after beating this drum with such gusto if this doesn't happen the goons are going to turn on you even faster than they did on SC. There's no "soon" here, no "we always knew that was the plan from the start", you'll get needled with it incessantly until you flip your poo poo.

SA is worse than the Iron Bank, in the end we always get our laughs one way or another.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:24

Bootcha: Nov 13, 2012; Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending; Grimey Drawer

Glorious.

I also want North Koreans in hats.

Also Derek.

I want a picture of you in a hat.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:24

Incombibulator: Dec 9, 2014; I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...; Grimey Drawer

So many bean opportunities. It's like Hannukah and Christmas all in one thread.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:24

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Derek Smart is a world-historical figure and entire text books will be devoted to this saga, hth.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:25

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Raskolnikov posted:

I also fixed the stupid link http://imgur.com/a/ed2M8

Liar.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:25

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

BeefThief posted:

If CIG doesn't start selling more jpgs they're going to run out of money!

I'm excited to see how desperate they get to move jpegs and how much they'll shaft original backers.

:kingsley:

50% off completionist while stocks last! :kingsley:

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:26

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

AP posted:

I removed his name, he linked his twitter earlier.

There's a guy on the RSI forums with almost the same twitter handle who appears to want to contribute towards suing Derek Smart.

At least Karl posting here is out far less money than that guy as he seems to be a "Space Marshall" which I seem to remember costs you a $5000 donation (you get some ships as a free thank you).

Idiots pretending to be attorneys while having no clue what Tortious Interference actually is.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:28

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

D_Smart posted:

It's a case of the right hand working independently from the left hand. They'll never see it coming. Trust me, there's a plan in place. And the end result is glorious. It's going to be part of my legacy that will be written about for the next decades.

This is a community that will turn on you very quickly if you are full of poo poo, Derek Smart. Don't think for a second that your empty legal threats will work here like they do everywhere else. They won't.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:28