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Nicholas posted:when you get the refund, be sure to let us know who the payor was PayPal refund was Cloud Imperium Games Coproration, waiting 5 potential days for the CC refund to see where it comes from.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:22
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Eonwe posted:so lol, are there really some weird people within this cult mass reporting imgur photos to get them auto removed? ahahahahah They really love jpegs so they're hitting us where they think it'd hurt the most If they take Gary away through 
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Oct 26, 2015 23:23
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Tank Boy Ken posted:It's all fun Ken, can you help break through to Karl? I'm worried about him, I think he's got a bad case of the Citizens. How do you say "Wake up and stop being a crazy cultist" in German?
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Oct 26, 2015 23:23
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Best part of CitizenCon: There will be no more dates! Not that most of us nerds get any dates either way... YEAH! 
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Oct 26, 2015 23:23
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Berious posted:They really love jpegs so they're hitting us where they think it'd hurt the most This is really a war between the mighty GIF and the insidious JPEG.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:24
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:internet works not liek that doods Look, if there's one group of people who know about jpegs and stuff not materialising it's the Citizens
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Oct 26, 2015 23:24
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ahaha loving  so they actually did deactivate my account but since i never logged out of the brown sea i can still post just fine, i just can't access my account settings
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Oct 26, 2015 23:24
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Oct 26, 2015 23:26
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Oct 26, 2015 23:26
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:internet works not liek that doods there are lots of websites that autoremove content if there are multiple reports or a DMCA filing for example they mass reported derek smart on twitch and got his account suspended
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Oct 26, 2015 23:26
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Beef Hardcheese posted:For sale 
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Oct 26, 2015 23:26
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wheress my god damned gizmodo connection article derek where is it
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Oct 26, 2015 23:27
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Dusty Lens posted:Five compartments are flooded. Some people are getting life jackets. Everyone else is talking about how amazing New York is going to be. The folks who already swam to shore are starting to wonder about the people throwing their luggage into the furnace.
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It's could be either CIG sending legal threats to IMGUR, or cultists mass reporting. Or both. I'm so glad Reddit has it all archived. fuctifino fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Oct 26, 2015 |
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Oct 26, 2015 23:27
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Tank Boy Ken posted:Best part of CitizenCon: This was the weirdest thing watching the video of it. Chris Roberts gets on stage and says he will no longer give dates on when things will finish because everyone gives him poo poo about it when he inevitably misses them and then the audience cheered? Like why? Hurray! this game is never coming out! It really drives home the not a cult thing.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:28
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The forum does have an attach function, so it would probably be a good idea to store some of these gems that way. I literally have never seen anyone use it tho'.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:29
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Vire posted:This was the weirdest thing watching the video of it. Chris Roberts gets on stage and says he will no longer give dates on when things will finish because everyone gives him poo poo about it when he inevitably misses them and then the audience cheered? Like why? Hurray! this game is never coming out! It really drives home the not a cult thing. I wish it worked like this in construction. Look, gently caress, I'm not gonna give a date on when this building is completed because y'all are bitching too much. *applause*
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Oct 26, 2015 23:31
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AP posted:Ken, can you help break through to Karl? I'm worried about him, I think he's got a bad case of the Citizens. I think he has a rather bad case of Pubbilitits Inferiatis. Combined with Lowerium Brainicum. One would be "Den Kopf aus dem Sand ziehen" which isn't dealing with the cultist side of the statement. Though it does address the issue of not wanting to see the cracks in the hull. http://www.dict.cc/englisch-deutsch/ostrichism.html or https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ostrichism
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The folks who already swam to shore are starting to wonder about the people throwing their luggage into the furnace. if the captain hadn't kicked you off the boat for criticizing his sailing would you be on the shore or throwing your luggage into the furnace right now
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It's kinda amazing in all these gifs that are getting posted the game somehow runs worst and buggier than stock crysis. How does that happen? I don't know a lot about coding do they have to rip out working systems to make it a space ship game?
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Oct 26, 2015 23:31
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Eonwe posted:there are lots of websites that autoremove content if there are multiple reports or a DMCA filing well, yeah, but it's a pretty sure way to ensure that the pics stay online forever
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Oct 26, 2015 23:32
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Vire posted:It's kinda amazing in all these gifs that are getting posted the game somehow runs works and buggier than stock crysis. How does that happen? I don't know a lot about coding do they have to rip out working systems to make it a space ship game? so here is how it works you have an FPS with working crosshairs you hire people to do thing you have an FPS with non-working crosshairs
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Oct 26, 2015 23:32
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:well, yeah, but it's a pretty sure way to ensure that the pics stay online forever yea
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Oct 26, 2015 23:32
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Go fix your front page posts guys, GIFs will reign supreme once more:
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SneakyFrog posted:DEREK OP STILL SUCKS, do you need us poor plebeians to make it all whizbang sexy for you or can you get your social media person on it? It looks like either CIG staff or White Knights are flagging them for removal. In fact, they no longer even appear in my imgur account. So much for memes. If you guys have other host links where they won't do this poo poo, lmk.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:34
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Is there a quick 'what the gently caress is going on' primer somewhere? Because seriously what the gently caress is going on? gently caress it, for the enjoyment this thread has given me, i owe it one. i give you, the new viewer a quality, albeit semi dramatized TL:DR Once upon a time there was a kickstarter for a happy little game The game was a happy spaceship game that started off wanting to be the BEST spaceship game it could! People liked the happy spaceship game so they gave it lots and lots of money OH BOY! the little spaceship game thought, and promised to be the best game ever! BUT LITTLE SPACESHIP GAME some people said, I cant enjoy this game without *insert loving anything possible your evil drunken pedophile twin would want* The little spaceship, for some dumb loving reason said OK! so the little spaceship game grew and grew and grew Little by little, and bit by bit the little spaceship game got bigger. one day the little spaceship game looked in the mirror and realized holy poo poo! I'm not a little spaceship game anymore! IM A FAT LIFE SIMULATOR IN SPACE 5000 MEGA EDITION by then it was too late. The little spaceship game bought a sweet rear end hat with "money" on it and started allocating resources for the game I SHALL HIRE MY FAILED ACTRESS WIFE AS AN EXECUTIVE! the little spaceship game thought excitedly I SHALL GET STARS, AND MOCAP, AND INDUSTRIAL LIGHT AND MAGIC TO DO THE VFX! and the little spaceship game got so happy, it was hookers and blow time! after the drug fuelled orgy, chri--er the little spaceship game was tired He went to bed with one company, why does he this morning have loving 7? He wanted coffee. Not just coffee, coffee that matched his drugged up fuckfest the previous evening 40k BAM, SEXOCOFFEERAMA then the little space game had a thought, a perfect thought, a thought that was both evil and brilliant. WHAT IF I JUST KEEP SELLING BIGGER AND BETTER FAKE THINGS BEFORE I EVEN ESTABLISH ANYTHING RESEMBLING A WORKING PRODUCT? an evil, and brilliant and perfect idea. and for a while, it was. people gave the little spaceship game hundreds, then thousands, then tens of thousands of dollars! all happy in his new adoring cult of personality, the little space game kept adding tons of oversight to his project, redoing tons of what sensible and rational people would call, done. then all of a sudden... delays came.. the game wasnt going to be out on schedule! OH NO the little spacegame thought I AM hosed, AND MY WIFE WHO IS THOUGHT OF AS AN OPPORTUNIST MIGHT LEAVE ME FOR A NON FAT GUY-ER SPACESHIP Then he had a brilliant idea. two magical words... two weeks BRILLIANT the little spacegame thought I CAN MAKE TWO WEEKS LAST FOREVER! welll..... the little spacegame couldnt. it was hosed. It was then, when all hope seemed lost, that another pivotal moment happened. the crotch incident. a member of a little spaceship games staff, had taken offence at sand-er a little spaceship games wife's policy of no crotchal mane at the office. she felt that her hooh-ha was unprotected from the elements Sand-er a little spaceships wife killed her with a $8000 figurine of a little spaceship game riding a rocket ship. questions were not asked deeply about the incident as the cops all agreed, crotch hair was p gross. then a little spaceships wife was accused of being racist, she calmly responded to the issue and didnt surround herself with black dudes for any other reason than freaky sex. then something that hosed a little spaceship game's life happened completely he picked a fight with a powerful information superhighway warlord named Battlecruiser 3000 Battlecruiser 3000 is a world renowned dance master. He invented dancing. and a little spaceship game couldnt dance. Battlecruiser 3000 started poo poo talking on his blog, a move he knew no one could resist, after all who could possibly respond to criticism on the internet with any intelligence at all? Battlecruiser 3000 was smart. sure enough the little spaceship game responded with *insert the sound of making GBS threads in the morning after eating a combo of mexican street food and indian food washed down with jaeger* Battlecruiser 3000 was like gently caress THIS BITCH, IM OUT WITH MY MONEY, AND IM GONNA KEEP TALKING poo poo TOO the little spaceship game became even sadder, when a "respected games internet press journalism" site posted an article that they are going to fail. once again the little spaceship game responded with *insert the sound of making GBS threads in the morning after eating a combo of mexican street food and indian food washed down with jaeger* then, the little spaceship game thought IT CANT BE ME! IM AWESOME! ITS ALL THAT BATTLECRUISER 3000S FAULT AND THOSE "ETHICAL GAMES JOURNALIST" PEOPLE WE SHOULD SILENCE THEM! and so the little space ship game did. he had anyone who spread seeds of doubt, discomfort, or discontent silenced permanently on the official forums, and then had their parents and pets killed. at last, delighted with himself he shouted I WILL WIN! then from the door, the unpleasant silhouette of his nemesis Battlecruiser 3000 beckoned. "come get some" 
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D_Smart posted:It looks like either CIG staff or White Knights are flagging them for removal. In fact, they no longer even appear in my imgur account. So much for memes. I posted a TL:DR for you derek. fix your img tags scrub TehRedWheelbarrow fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Oct 26, 2015 |
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In case anyone is wondering / may not know. The bits of the game you can play are poo poo, and I mean that. I'm not just shitposting here. The flight model is off, everything runs like absolute poo poo. The parts you walk around in are clunky and dull as gently caress. Everything feels about 10 - 15 years old, like Anarchy Online or something. The flight combat is terrible, no feedback, no feeling of power or ooomph behind your shots fired, the ship is floaty and horrible to fly. The race you can do is amazing because it should be good (in a Diddy Kong Racing kind of way, go from checkpoint to checkpoint) but is dull, frustrating and ultimately absolute poo poo. There is nothing redeeming about the game you can actually use apart from it looks OK in parts when you are still.
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D_Smart posted:It looks like either CIG staff or White Knights are flagging them for removal. In fact, they no longer even appear in my imgur account. So much for memes. tinypic.com seems to give zero fucks
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G0RF posted:This could be better but I don't have time to make it so right now. But since Derek is in charge of the thread, seemed appropriate. If I post it from my account, they will have it removed. They've had three of these removed already.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:36
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Eonwe posted:so here is how it works That's called progress? Right?
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D_Smart posted:If I post it from my account, they will have it removed. They've had three of these removed already. Use tinypic and become a winner
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Tank Boy Ken posted:That's called progress? Right? It is progress condensed in it's purest form. The epitome of video game development. Star Citizen.
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Vire posted:It's kinda amazing in all these gifs that are getting posted the game somehow runs worst and buggier than stock crysis. How does that happen? I don't know a lot about coding do they have to rip out working systems to make it a space ship game? Chris Roberts decides he needs hotdogs, so now you also need a steamer. Then he decides your tacos need to be fresh so you also need a deep fryer, and you need a stove to do the mince as you can no longer do pre-prep at the beginning of the day. Now it's very difficult to move around in your icecream taco hotdog truck and you forgot to install a fridge so all your ingredients have to be defrosted and taste like poo poo.
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AP posted:Ken, can you help break through to Karl? I'm worried about him, I think he's got a bad case of the Citizens. Pass amoi obacht Ramseier du damischer Hund. Des is ois a rechter Scheißdreck. Denk für an Fünfer mid und hör ned auf des Gwäsch von dera Sektn. Schaug dass dei Geld wieda z'ruck hoist und nachat war's des. Basta. Forgot to add: Servus, Reddit. Leckts mi am Arsch und archivierts des. [Insert Bavarian middle finger Ascii here] Hopper fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Oct 26, 2015 |
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peter gabriel posted:Use tinypic and become a winner these guys are ok too 
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D_Smart posted:If I post it from my account, they will have it removed. They've had three of these removed already. There's some serious loving delusional behaviour going on here with people reporting these images. I can't wrap my head around what on earth they're trying to do.... I imagine them plastering tinfoil over their windows while blabbering about how if only they can remove all the parody GIFs from the internet then their spaceship game will become real. Some genuine mental illness going on somewhere here.
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Ghostlight posted:You buy an icecream van to convert into a taco truck. It comes with a freezer to keep things cool, but you also need to heat things up so you install a microwave. This actually makes a lot of sense now 
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Ghostlight posted:You buy an icecream van to convert into a taco truck. It comes with a freezer to keep things cool, but you also need to heat things up so you install a microwave. I like this metaphor but what the gently caress kind of taco truck are you going to that they'd use a microwave for anything?!?! please seek out better taco options tia
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