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Uncircumcised/circumcised lips/tongue/speech (don't remember which) also relates back to Moses who was thought to be a terrible public speaker, or maybe he had the 'sperg or he just couldn't not blaspheme all the time or something. That's why his brother Aaron did all of his talking for him, Moses didn't have circumcised (sanctified/holy/probably had to be there to grok the full cultural meaning) speech. E:or a stutter or a lisp or....
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According to a source close to the Duggars, the 22-year-old reality star sought for a baby shower centered on “family style,” hence the presence of Seewald and the other males in the family at the celebration. “Ever since Jill had her baby shower for Israel, Ben has been talking about this idea of a ‘guy-friendly shower,’” the insider told Us Weekly about the event, which was carried out in a barn of a Duggar family friend. “So he was definitely excited about this!” The fun-filled celebration included games, such as a milk-drinking competition for the men and a diaper-changing contest for the women. “They had a contest for the ladies in which they had to close their eyes and race to change a diaper on a baby doll,” the source claimed, mentioning how the Duggars won the challenge. “The final competition was one that Ben came up with. He and three of his friends had a contest to see who could make the best baby food!” Instead of typical baby shower gifts, the Seewald couple asked their guests to bring a prayer of blessing, which they intend to bring together in a keepsake. Jessa and Ben first announced the pregnancy in April, and are expecting to welcome their first baby together on Nov. 1, although the couple is yet to announce the little one’s gender. Such secret gender and the scarcity of baby shower photos are rumored to be part of Jessa’s upcoming TV special on TLC with her sister, Jill Duggar-Dillard. 
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Religion tangent #9,763,285 Circumcision was an extremely important ritual and symbol. Sure, plenty of people might have mangled the genitals of women or male slaves, but who would do that to their sons, or just to convert religions? It was a super-hardcore way of saying you were all-in and property of Jehovah, no take-backs. Good luck finding a spy willing to mangle his dick just to get some intel. Once you were in the Fam, you were always in the Fam. Basically the oldest of old school prison gang tats. Having a circumcised heart in the New Testament, in part, means you're on board for this team Christ deal no matter the personal cost. It also means that it is holy and subservient to God's will. It's his property, you're just watching it for a while. There's at least one parable about that last bit. TL;DR Modern Christians are pussies and need to harden the gently caress up.
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Oct 26, 2015 22:31
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Hooded Reptile posted:The fun-filled celebration included games, such as a milk-drinking competition for the men and a diaper-changing contest for the women. 
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Oct 26, 2015 22:43
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Choosing the word "circumcised" is probably yet another example of what a poo poo job King James's translators did when they created the version American fundies sperg over.
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Oct 26, 2015 22:44
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Baby diaper changing rodeo, sounds like a good time.
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Oct 26, 2015 22:48
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Is this thread, or the one in TV forums gonna be the play by play of law and order SVU game day thread?
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slomomofo posted:Choosing the word "circumcised" is probably yet another example of what a poo poo job King James's translators did when they created the version American fundies sperg over. Probably not actually. It's a metaphor that makes a lot of sense in a Jewish context but virtually none in a Christian context. The passage about Moses' uncircumcised tongue for example is a literal translation from the Hebrew.
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Hooded Reptile posted:Instead of typical baby shower gifts, the Seewald couple asked their guests to bring a prayer of blessing, which they intend to bring together in a keepsake. Do they also give their kids prayers at Christmas time instead of presents? Hooded Reptile posted:Is this thread, or the one in TV forums gonna be the play by play of law and order SVU game day thread? There's another thread?  What's the content like compared to this one?
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Buttcoin purse posted:Do they also give their kids prayers at Christmas time instead of presents? law and order tv iv thing is pretty decent
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Oct 27, 2015 00:27
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quote:Lions fire OC Joe Lombardi, promote Jim Bob Cooter http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13979338/detroit-lions-fire-offensive-coordinator-joe-lombardi-two-ol-coaches
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Oct 27, 2015 03:37
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Duggars have been in this glorious holy choir. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDnuR0htaJo
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Top City Homo posted:JIM BOB COOTER loving cooter man
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Alan Smithee posted:COOTER In 2009, Jim Bob Cooter climbed through a woman's apartment window, stripped to his underwear, and got into bed with her. He also has driven naked through a Wendy's drive-thru window. Jim Bob.
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MD2020 posted:In 2009, Jim Bob Cooter climbed through a woman's apartment window, stripped to his underwear, and got into bed with her. lololol I thought you were making this poo poo up
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21st Cherry boy posted:Is that harlot wearing pants? Her wearing men's clothing is what convinced him to give her the Ol' College Try.
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Oct 27, 2015 05:14
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why the gently caress would a parent ever name their child jim bob. Like what the gently caress kind of horrible person do you have to be to saddle a person with that kind of burden for the rest of their life
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Schnedwob posted:why the gently caress would a parent ever name their child jim bob. Like what the gently caress kind of horrible person do you have to be to saddle a person with that kind of burden for the rest of their life When arranging marriages between siblings it is best to give them slack jawed names like Jim bob and Sue Ann
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That milk-drinking contest can't be the usual deal right? Because that's kind of metal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_chugging At least compared to "who can make best babby food" Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Oct 27, 2015 05:48
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I just discovered this emoticon they have on the Free Jinger boards
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Oct 27, 2015 05:49
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Seeing as it's a baby shower I presume it was breast milk.
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Oct 27, 2015 05:49
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Hooded Reptile posted:and a diaper-changing contest for the women. I can't stop laughing at this. I just imagine them loading the babies up on peas and corn puree with whole olives and then once all the babies have poo poo, someone pops a party popper and the women run across the room to the designated changing zone while men hoot and cheer (holding glasses of milk) and then the smell of ten lovely diapers in a living room hits them and the men start puking up the milk and babies are getting talcum powder in their eyes because of speed changing and everyone's groaning or crying and the stink of baby poo poo is heavy on the nose and tongue.
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Hooded Reptile posted:Jessa and Ben first announced the pregnancy in April, and are expecting to welcome their first baby together on Nov. 1, although the couple is yet to announce the little one’s gender. FUN! FUN! Josh is really missing out. And I bet the new Duggar kid is a boy and will be named Josh. After all, the old Josh is "dead".
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Oct 27, 2015 07:32
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"Old Josh"? There was no Old Josh. Silly Robot, who are you even talking about?
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tacodaemon posted:I just discovered this emoticon they have on the Free Jinger boards Nobody else seems to think this is as amazing as we do. Okay I have an idea..  <- JIM BOB
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http://gawker.com/here-are-the-photos-josh-duggar-used-for-his-ashley-mad-1738733009 So apparently Josh's profile pictures are still on Ashley Madison and gawker found them 
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Haier posted:I can't stop laughing at this. I just imagine them loading the babies up on peas and corn puree with whole olives and then once all the babies have poo poo, someone pops a party popper and the women run across the room to the designated changing zone while men hoot and cheer (holding glasses of milk) and then the smell of ten lovely diapers in a living room hits them and the men start puking up the milk and babies are getting talcum powder in their eyes because of speed changing and everyone's groaning or crying and the stink of baby poo poo is heavy on the nose and tongue. man you paint a wonderful picture a wonderful scary ugly disgusting amazing eye-opening picture
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Jumpingmanjim posted:http://gawker.com/here-are-the-photos-josh-duggar-used-for-his-ashley-mad-1738733009 Lol now that I know what to look for, that second picture is 1000% the spawn of Jim Bob
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James Robert?
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:James Robert? That is a serial killer name.
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Oct 27, 2015 14:59
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I like how with serial killers/assassins they use the full first/middle/last name, just so nobody gets confused and thinks you were calling some other guy a murdering fuckhead.
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Never trust a man with two first names
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Never trust a man with two first names What if their last name is also a first name? Jim Bob Stevens
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Pvt.Scott posted:What if their last name is also a first name? Jim Bob Stevens now that would just be silly! Jim Bob Jimbob
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Oct 27, 2015 21:23
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Kill them instantly
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Oct 27, 2015 23:34
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Did he add that mask?
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Rambling Robot posted:now that would just be silly! Jim "Jim Bob" Bob
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Bim Job.
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Grim Knob.
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