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Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

D_Smart posted:

OK, I'm not sure how we ended up down this road. But let's get some clarity here.

1) I have first hand accounting of the RSI forum incident between Dick Wulf and the female in question

2) I have the entire forum thread

3) I have confirmation of the above via a text message which I have since posted

4) I was contacted by the husband of the lady in question, and we have had communications which lead me to believe that it is him

5) I do NOT know who the person in the mirror image is. I was informed that it was the pic sent to this lady in question

So, what am I missing?

Number 5 is not true. Number 4 applies to my friend as well as your other group of people. I believe he contacted you saying to leave both of them out of everything. I will ask him later tonight on teamspeak exactly what he sent you.

We have two groups of married women harassed by Wulf Knight. So it looks like we're on the level if you omit 5). Cheers!

edit: Derek if you want to talk to them tonight on teamspeak stop by around 8pm PST and they can clear everything up for you for who they are etc. 63.210.145.186:9199 pw is lemon

Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Oct 27, 2015

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:42

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:08

Shala: Oct 15, 2006; i shot the pilot; Lipstick Apathy

Literally The Worst posted:

if it was cut with laxative maybe id get the shits and lose some weight like every other cokehead

Oh no worries, it'll take care of that weight problem whether you like it or not.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:43

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Literally The Worst posted:

im chris roberts ama

I demand a refund on my hopes and dreams. How much money can I expect to get back? I didn't buy any jpgs though.. just all my hopes and dreams. All of them.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:44

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

grimcreaper posted:

I demand a refund on my hopes and dreams. How much money can I expect to get back? I didn't buy any jpgs though.. just all my hopes and dreams. All of them.

a dollar fifty and a sad smile

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:45

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Literally The Worst posted:

a dollar fifty and a sad smile

Sold! Now.. when do I get this 1.50... that almost an item at taco bell.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:47

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

Chris and Sandi, Nobody here hates you so don't lose any sleep on your scrooge mc-duck pile of gold.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:47

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

grimcreaper posted:

Sold! Now.. when do I get this 1.50... that almost an item at taco bell.

shortly before launch

joats posted:

Chris and Sandi, Nobody here hates you so don't lose any sleep on your scrooge mc-duck pile of gold.

i actually have chronic insomnia and my bed is made of orphan skin you insensitive bastard

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:50

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

Brad Pitt is involved now.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:50

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Literally The Worst posted:

its in here *points to your chest and smiles*

Thank U

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:51

comatose: Nov 23, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

joats posted:

Chris and Sandi, Nobody here hates you so don't lose any sleep on your scrooge mc-duck pile of gold.

They actually sleep on separate piles. Sandi sleeps on a pile a cash and Christ Roberts sleeps on a pile of coke.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:51

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:52

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

AP posted:

IT IS AN ALPHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:53

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha ha ha haha ha

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:53

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

AP posted:

I gotta admit that some of these buggy pictures actually look fun in a 'goat simulator' kind of way.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:54

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

IT IS AN ALPHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_iTMSkTMpI

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:54

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

AP posted:

The ceiling fan module hasn't been developed yet. That is just a placeholder. Everything is fine.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:55

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

This thread has become unreadable to me.

It is amazing. Each new Star Citizen thread progressively degenerates into more and more intense insanity.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:55

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

AP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_iTMSkTMpI

Nevermind, that just looks hilariously bad.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:56

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

CrazyLoon posted:

This thread has become unreadable to me.

It is amazing. Each new Star Citizen thread progressively degenerates into more and more intense insanity.

poo poo Postin' Zen.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:56

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:57

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

So has this thread generated anything in addition to the fan art from the last thread?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:57

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

Amarcarts posted:

So has this thread generated anything in addition to the fan art from the last thread?

No but

fuctifino posted:

http://i.imgur.com/nPKxLBz.png

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:00

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Amarcarts posted:

So has this thread generated anything in addition to the fan art from the last thread?

just so we're clear, you know those weren't made by the posters in the thread right?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:00

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

A Neurotic Jew posted:

just so we're clear, you know those weren't made by the posters in the thread right?

Actually I made all of those.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:01

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

drat Dirty Ape posted:

Actually I made all of those.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:03

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

A Neurotic Jew posted:

just so we're clear, you know those weren't made by the posters in the thread right?

Yes unfortunately I've been following this poo poo from the beginning

I am not going to follow two threads though, unless there's some actual poo poo happening like Sandi got caught sneaking into the white house to shave Obama's pubes

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:04

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

I'm particularly proud of E.T. and all the dickwulf shrooms.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:04

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

In fact I was writing Snape/Hermione Star Citizen Erotica before it was cool. It's somewhere in the old GBS thread

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:06

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

drat Dirty Ape posted:

I'm particularly proud of E.T. and all the dickwulf shrooms.

i think you are giving dickwulf a bit of.... :smug:

... credit

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:08

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

drat Dirty Ape posted:

I'm particularly proud of E.T. and all the dickwulf shrooms.

Pretty hosed up to think that someone might want to have ET wearing sick shades holding a dildo & pointing at a praying mantis on a dickwulf shroom /w rainbow background deleted.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:08

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

thatguy posted:

I like how Derek still hasn't managed to grasp how [img] tags work.

D_Smart posted:

[IMG][/IMG]

D_Smart posted:

Man, you guys are killing me. Haven't you HEARD that they have been reporting the images and REMOVING them? I've had to host them elsewhere. The OP is fixed again. sheesh

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:09

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Dammit Eonwe. How do you shitpost with such vigor and might?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:09

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

SneakyFrog posted:

i think you are giving dickwulf a bit of.... ... credit

It's a dream sequence, which is why the wulge is also so much better looking and wearing cool shades.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:09

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

SneakyFrog posted:

Dammit Eonwe. How do you shitpost with such vigor and might?

you just post whats in your heart

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:13

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

Eonwe posted:

you just post whats in your heart

Not many of us have hearts as pure as yours. Mine can be downright black and piratey at times.

Also, shitizens spam reporting pictures on imgur, to try and thwart the evil goons, is just complete :laffo:

Didn't they say: "Okay, now those are legit hilarious - I wish they'd focus more on the funny pictures." And the moment goons kick it into overdrive, the butthurt reporting begins.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Oct 27, 2015

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:14