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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Thank you v much :munch:

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

:tipshat:

















Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Oct 26, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFjLmqAZ_0o

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Your shorts are very well-crafted, m'lady. :tipshat:

edit: I guess there is a subreddit thing dedicated to her, complete with :nws: pics. :lol:

https://www.reddit.com/r/suprmaryface

would totally sperm mary's face

Mad Dragon fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Oct 26, 2015

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Either way she's got a sense of humor *swipes right*

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Rad Lieutenant posted:

Either way she's got a sense of humor *swipes right*

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

options:
(right) maaaaybe you bang the hot girl
(left) you definitely get laid (and just don't tell anyone)

sounds like a good gamble

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

You know...that's pretty awesome. :lol:

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Not worth it when there's so many safe* choices

* I've been catfished like 3 times hahahaha

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

elite_garbage_man posted:

* I've been catfished like 3 times hahahaha

twice for me

i laughed right in their faces and walked out the 2nd time it happened

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

im laughing way too loving hard at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuJ9L6X-sIE

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's probably the only way I'd watch any of those shows.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Either way she's got a sense of humor *swipes right*

Yeah this is pretty much the Konami code to my dick

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
http://www.militarytimes.com/story/military/pentagon/2015/10/26/irr-review/74274560/

Oh. Well then. I guess its time to get back to the gym.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


hahhahahahahahaahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO GLAD IM OUT

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
About half of that is good ideas, the other half is completely hosed up.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
HAHAHAHAHA SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hahhahahahahahaahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO GLAD IM OUT

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

April 26. After that date the army can smdftb and gently caress right off forever. I'm done done.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Well that basically guarantees that you leave a false address with your unit and you ditch your old cell phone number on ETS.

gently caress that in the rear end, all the joy of being an overpaid, underworked on post contractor with none of the overpaid and underworked.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Glad I moved and couldn't figure out how to update my address. :toot:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
idgaf about framing all the gay army poo poo i have but I'm seriously considering framing my discharge from the army certificate or whatever the gently caress.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

more like an excuse to get morbidly obese

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
some Marine recruiter I've never heard of, or have connections to, tried adding me on linkedin

REQUEST DENIED

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Oct 27, 2015

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I get all sorts of random rear end people trying to add me on LinkedIn, I don't get it.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
It's like facebook and myspace I guess

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Hey guys, in case you're curious the term "hard worker" is now problematic and you can no longer say it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdtAxXGh-Y

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

good thing im a lazy piece of poo poo now

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Hey guys, in case you're curious the term "hard worker" is now problematic and you can no longer say it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdtAxXGh-Y

:catstare:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LinkedIn has been just fine for job hunting. It's creepy how spot on it is with suggesting connections with people I haven't spoken with in years, especially army guys, but I just ignore those. So far it hooked me up with two headhunters in my field and brought a bunch of interesting leads in. What really helped was taking the time to really set up my profile and add tags- makes you pop up in searches to the right cold callers.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Yeah but I'm a lazy piece of poo poo who's been sucking off the government teet since I got out. Well, more like I worked construction until I started getting disability checks. I don't think anyone would want to hire me right now since my work experience is INFANTRY HOOAH and some minimum wage poo poo jobs. Getting back to school in January though to get off my rear end and get a real job. Sitting around with nothing to do has made me stir crazy, but it is awesome that me and the girlfriend literally can sit on our rear end and still make good money because the green weenie physically hosed us up so bad. I definitely can't go back into construction, my spine is so hosed up I'd just kill myself doing it.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

LinkedIn has been just fine for job hunting. It's creepy how spot on it is with suggesting connections with people I haven't spoken with in years, especially army guys, but I just ignore those. So far it hooked me up with two headhunters in my field and brought a bunch of interesting leads in. What really helped was taking the time to really set up my profile and add tags- makes you pop up in searches to the right cold callers.

I fleshed out my LinkedIn and Monster profiles and within a week I started getting bombarded by calls from headhunters. I had an interview with a big biotech firm last week to do drafting work in one of their labs and am crossing my fingers so hard.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hahhahahahahahaahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO GLAD IM OUT

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
lmbo if you're still in irr

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

ded posted:

lmbo if you're still in irr

4 months left almost free :sun:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Confused if you guys are talking about EAS or end of IRR

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Confused if you guys are talking about EAS or end of IRR

if you're involved in the military in any way outside of the VA or making stacks as a contractor then lol

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Hey guys, in case you're curious the term "hard worker" is now problematic and you can no longer say it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdtAxXGh-Y

MSNBC is the worst. They double down with all these horrible commentators and wonder why they can't pick up average american ratings.

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Mike-o posted:

HAHAHAHAHA SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BALLS

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