Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

The Saddest Robot posted:

Mr Smart, I know your priority is probably developing the framework, networking and balancing, but why don't you hire a couple of decent graphics artists to make your game look like it's not from 20 years ago? Assuming your engine can use shaders it wouldn't even be that huge of a technical issue, just a content one.

Engine is fine. Art style is intentional: http://lodmmo.com/15-07-31-state-of-play/

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 11:03

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

Darkpriest667 posted:

Not quite hypocrite. I was simply making a joke which was not received well and then when I was in the middle of explaining with a preparation to apologize I was being talked over. When I realized I was dealing with child like maturity. I excused myself since it was time for me to go work out.

Just because Dick Wulf harassed you and your friend doesn't give you permission to be an rear end in a top hat. It's sad that it happened but it's not a license to be a shithead.

As for me not having tact and being an educator? I at least let people finish their sentences before talking over them with bullshit. This is SA not the loving Region ESC where I am dealing with professionals or my students.

I am a dork? Absolutely. I don't really have fucks to give about it. I don't spend my freetime at conventions for games that don't exist and I sure as hell don't spend 1000s of dollars on JPEGS. If you go back and check I've absolutely admitted to spending 182 which I don't need a refund for because I basically expected that money to be flushed down the toilet I made a bet and lost.. At this point I am here for the tears of redditors, dick wulf, and the brown sea at the expense of Derek Smart's retainer lawyers. So far money well spent CARRY ON GOONS

Beer and Eowne still the best two goons.

i have a joke too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0uEmeEaDnQ
(it's you)

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:00

Sedisp: Jun 20, 2012

Darkpriest667 posted:

Not quite hypocrite. I was simply making a joke which was not received well and then when I was in the middle of explaining with a preparation to apologize I was being talked over. When I realized I was dealing with child like maturity. I excused myself since it was time for me to go work out.

Just because Dick Wulf harassed you and your friend doesn't give you permission to be an rear end in a top hat. It's sad that it happened but it's not a license to be a shithead.

You sound bad.

Sedisp fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Oct 27, 2015

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:00

Lord_NeckBeard: Oct 26, 2015

staberind posted:

Or the mad prices attatched to them, only a fool would support such greed.

How much did you spend on Jpgs?

None. I've been following the game for a while and Croberts' rant at the escapist has kept me rapt since.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:01

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Darkpriest667 posted:

Not quite hypocrite. I was simply making a joke which was not received well and then when I was in the middle of explaining with a preparation to apologize I was being talked over. When I realized I was dealing with child like maturity. I excused myself since it was time for me to go work out.

Just because Dick Wulf harassed you and your friend doesn't give you permission to be an rear end in a top hat. It's sad that it happened but it's not a license to be a shithead.

As for me not having tact and being an educator? I at least let people finish their sentences before talking over them with bullshit. This is SA not the loving Region ESC where I am dealing with professionals or my students.

I am a dork? Absolutely. I don't really have fucks to give about it. I don't spend my freetime at conventions for games that don't exist and I sure as hell don't spend 1000s of dollars on JPEGS. If you go back and check I've absolutely admitted to spending 182 which I don't need a refund for because I basically expected that money to be flushed down the toilet I made a bet and lost.. At this point I am here for the tears of redditors, dick wulf, and the brown sea at the expense of Derek Smart's retainer lawyers. So far money well spent CARRY ON GOONS

Beer and Eowne still the best two goons.

nice meltdown

3 posted:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:01

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

A Neurotic Jew posted:

It would be pretty cool if Derek Smart bought the assets after all this was over and then was the one to actually release Star Citizen.

Oh god please please please please let this happen.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:01

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

thatguy posted:

Please don't say this. Thanks.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:01

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Darkpriest667 posted:

I excused myself since it was time for me to go work out.

:bigtran:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:02

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

thatguy posted:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:03

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Also, if we could stop talking about Derek's game in this thread that'd be nice too.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:03

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

3 posted:

i have a joke too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0uEmeEaDnQ
(it's you)

I heard a similar joke to this, and it's called...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBrODWx-DQ

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:05

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

spacetoaster posted:

:bigtran:

i missed that the first time
"no guys i post and dress myself like an idiot ironically, you idiots just don't get it. welp, brb lifting weights"

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:06

Sedisp: Jun 20, 2012

CrazyLoon posted:

I heard a similar joke to this, and it's called...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBrODWx-DQ

That is not a man accustomed to any movement that's not an awkward shuffle.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:07

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

i like darkpriest personally

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:08

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

Dork priest. How often do you have to check your back for kick me signs from your students?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:09

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Eonwe posted:

i like darkpriest personally

I like his avatar.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:09

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

thatguy posted:

I like his avatar.

Was willing to kinda give him a pass up until tonight, but by this point this is the extent to which I 'like' dorkpriest.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:13

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

thatguy posted:

Also, if we could stop talking about Derek's game in this thread that'd be nice too.

I dunno, I think the thread should be seeded with internet or otherwise space games that people can play, as the carrot, with everything else in here as the stick.

I also am interested in L.O.D if it can do fps and fun dogfighting in space crates, etc. just it existing and being worked on is a poo poo sandwich for rsi.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:13

Razage: Nov 12, 2007; I'm sorry,
I can't hear you over the sound of how HIP I am.

ED is a great game, even our good friend is enjoying it!

Taken moments before I killed him.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:13

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

thatguy posted:

Also, if we could stop talking about Derek's game in this thread that'd be nice too.

You know what we need.

A dedicated Derek Smart's 3000AD game thread. Who's in? I'm so in.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:13

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Back up in your rear end with an insurrection
It's the Goon harder than an erection
That shows no affection
They wanna ban him for being a shill
Cause it's "Sue mothafuckas, sue mothafuckas!" still

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:15

Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011

I'm guessing since Derek loving Smart is the OP SC actually got released or partially released, c/d??

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:16

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

Eonwe posted:

i like darkpriest personally

eonwe, i love you bro, but speaking as someone who strives to improve his pedagogy and skills as an educator on a daily basis, dorkpriest is a stain on the profession.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:16

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

thatguy posted:

Back up in your rear end with an insurrection
It's the Goon harder than an erection
That shows no affection
They wanna ban him for being a shill
Cause it's "Sue mothafuckas, sue mothafuckas!" still

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:17

Jegan Ace: May 6, 2014; Every non-lethal catapult launch is a triumph

Razage posted:

Taken moments before I killed him.

Thank you for your service o7

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:17

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

Razage posted:

ED is a great game, even our good friend is enjoying it!

Taken moments before I killed him.

Apparently one of our own has an entire system to his name:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:19

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

i miss the airhorn and the helmet animation

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:21

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

3 posted:

Apparently one of our own has an entire system to his name:

Figures he'd be loving fed scum

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:21

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Beer4theBeerGod got 10 years?

Class C Felonies Selling or transporting assault weapon (53-202b) Two years / Six years if sale is to a minor 10 years

Manslaughter 2nd degree with a firearm (53a-56a) One year (+) 10 years

Burglary 2nd degree with a firearm (53a-102a) One year (+) 10 years

Hindering prosecution 1st degree (53a-165aa) Five years 10 years

Possessing child pornography 2nd degree (53a-196e) Two years 10 years

Contaminating public water or food for terrorism (53a-303) Five years 10 years

http://www.statisticbrain.com/mandatory-prison-sentence-statistics/

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:21

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Raskolnikov posted:

Contaminating public water or food for terrorism (53a-303) Five years 10 years

So if I piss in someone's cheerios while wearing juggalo facepaint does that count?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:24

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

The Saddest Robot posted:

It's okay remember Chris Roberts didn't promise any dates. It will be released when it is ready and when the world is ready for it.

You would think that after Daikatana, Duke Nukem Forever, and Half Life 2: Episode 3 that everyone would learn that "when it's ready" means in game developer that it will come out and be the worst thing ever or never come out at all.

Seriously, when has any game that has been released "when it's ready" ever been released and actually been good?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:25

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

Young Freud posted:

You would think that after Daikatana, Duke Nukem Forever, and Half Life 2: Episode 3 that everyone would learn that "when it's ready" means in game developer that it will come out and be the worst thing ever or never come out at all.

Seriously, when has any game that has been released "when it's ready" ever been released and actually been good?

team fortress 2? on release i mean, i haven't played since it turned into hat sim 2015.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:26

Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

Bolow posted:

Figures he'd be loving fed scum

I'm actually with Avril.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:27

Jegan Ace: May 6, 2014; Every non-lethal catapult launch is a triumph

Young Freud posted:

You would think that after Daikatana, Duke Nukem Forever, and Half Life 2: Episode 3 that everyone would learn that "when it's ready" means in game developer that it will come out and be the worst thing ever or never come out at all.

Seriously, when has any game that has been released "when it's ready" ever been released and actually been good?

I don't think this applies to Star Citizen, because it will never be released.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:28

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

Young Freud posted:

You would think that after Daikatana, Duke Nukem Forever, and Half Life 2: Episode 3 that everyone would learn that "when it's ready" means in game developer that it will come out and be the worst thing ever or never come out at all.

Seriously, when has any game that has been released "when it's ready" ever been released and actually been good?

Most GTA games missed release date and they were ok, or so I have heard.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:28

Ayn Randi: Mar 12, 2009; Grimey Drawer

someone wanna update me w/r/t the status of space weed farmville module (in space) we must be due for an alpha by now right

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:29

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

quote:

PATCH 1.3.1 ALPHA

Additions:

Gameplay:
-Added Females to character selection

Other races have not been included. This is intentional. Like Africa is ever going to launch a "space" "ship"

joats fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Oct 27, 2015

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:29

Full Metal Boxers: Feb 20, 2007; COME LITTLE BITCOIN.... COME MY WAY.....IN THE MID NIGHT HOUR... I YELL NO NO NO... WITH A REBEL YELL I YELL MORE MORE MORE.... BIT COIN... I WANT TO FUCK YOU

3 posted:

vince, perfect, chanpop, etc

Seriously though, this really is perfect.

Hope you're ~~archiving~~ obsessively monitoring this, Reddit!

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:31

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

joats posted:

Most GTA games missed release date and they were ok, or so I have heard.

All the X games were messes when they were released, were polished by both the modding community and the makers into great games, with the exception of X:Rebirth, no one wants to touch that really.

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to0terfish: Apr 4, 2015; Pork Pro

Darkpriest667 posted:

Not quite hypocrite. I was simply making a joke which was not received well and then when I was in the middle of explaining with a preparation to apologize I was being talked over. When I realized I was dealing with child like maturity. I excused myself since it was time for me to go work out.

Just because Dick Wulf harassed you and your friend doesn't give you permission to be an rear end in a top hat. It's sad that it happened but it's not a license to be a shithead.

As for me not having tact and being an educator? I at least let people finish their sentences before talking over them with bullshit. This is SA not the loving Region ESC where I am dealing with professionals or my students.

I am a dork? Absolutely. I don't really have fucks to give about it. I don't spend my freetime at conventions for games that don't exist and I sure as hell don't spend 1000s of dollars on JPEGS. If you go back and check I've absolutely admitted to spending 182 which I don't need a refund for because I basically expected that money to be flushed down the toilet I made a bet and lost.. At this point I am here for the tears of redditors, dick wulf, and the brown sea at the expense of Derek Smart's retainer lawyers. So far money well spent CARRY ON GOONS

Beer and Eowne still the best two goons.

same

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:32

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