Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Bootcha posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ

Hey reddit, archive this.

holy hell that is amazing. Bootcha, you are my new favorite.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:06

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 16:15

Nien: Apr 29, 2013

Those fuckin cats.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:07

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Guys I just had a terrible realization. What if giving money for jpegs is their kink? We have been kink shaming this whole time.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:08

Incombibulator: Dec 9, 2014; I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...; Grimey Drawer

neonbregna posted:

Guys I just had a terrible realization. What if giving money for jpegs is their kink? We have been kink shaming this whole time.

I'm OK with that.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:09

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

I just can't believe Star Citizen barons are such poors that they don't have $10 to come defend their game directly in this thread to show us where our place is. Like, come on, how poor can you be?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:13

Heliosicle: May 16, 2013; Arigato, Racists.

What happened to all the images in the first few posts of the thread?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:14

Michaellaneous: Oct 30, 2013

Heliosicle posted:

What happened to all the images in the first few posts of the thread?

Angry reddit nerds mass reported it on imgur to take them down.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:15

janssendalt: May 7, 2015

The PU will be playable in 2016, and you're all gonna cry.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:23

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

janssendalt posted:

The PU will be playable in 2016, and you're all gonna cry.

I cant wait for the PU to launch and its nothing but a 10 hour movie about space cats and croberts awful childhood. It will be hilariously bad.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:27

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Bootcha posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ

Hey reddit, archive this.

loving

This needs to get in the OP STAT

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Oct 27, 2015

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:29

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

janssendalt posted:

The PU will be playable in 2016, and you're all gonna cry.

"see you later in the 'Verse, janssendalt"

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:29

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

Karl_Ramseier posted:

[...]
I just want to add that the mere position of someone doesn't tell you much about their impact on the project.
James was "only" a community manager but he sure did more for the community than Ben. But even if Ben and James would have been fired, the overall impact on the project would have been not measurable.
[...]

Well in Lesnick's case it's not so hard to tell, looking at any of the CIG videos it is plain obvious that Ben carries a lot of weight.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:38

StraightFace: Feb 9, 2014

janssendalt posted:

The PU will be playable in 2016, and you're all gonna cry.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:42

Thronde: Aug 4, 2012; Fun Shoe

janssendalt posted:

The PU will be playable in 2016, and you're all gonna cry.

A white Knight responds to the challenge of :10bux:

! But can he pass the Trial of Cheryl?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:44

Scarecow: May 20, 2008; 3200mhz RAM is literally the Devil. Literally.; Lipstick Apathy

Bootcha posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ

Hey reddit, archive this.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:45

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

See Reddit this is what happens, gently caress with our jpgs and we make avis.

You're my favorite poster Bootcha, I wish I could send you money but you're terrible with your investments anyway so I'm just going to give you an e-backpat. *pat*pat*pat*

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Oct 27, 2015

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:50

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Alec Meer of RPS is gonna do a writeup on this horseshit. Might be a good read but he's currently stuck at trying to find out what package he needs to actually play.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:53

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

""janssendalt" posted:

Hello, I'm new here.

My name is Janssen Dalt and I'm addicted to CR.

I have thousands of pictures of him (mostly montages using porn) and like literally hundreds of gigabytes of video and audio recordings of his.

I was told I would be welcomed here.

All my idiocy aside, I'm happy to have finally registered to the forums.
I plan on being active on your forum and, if GOD permits, join Goonrathi In the first steps into the PU.

In the meantime, I welcome any and all of you to add me to you friend's list in AC (I need friends... seriously).

Fly safe,

Fly safe little carebear :pilot:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:57

TheLastRoboKy: May 2, 2009; Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

janssendalt posted:

The PU will be playable in 2016, and you're all gonna cry.

In the extremely likely event it isn't, do you have plans regarding coping with the loss of your jpgs to space bankruptcy? It's going to be real rough when you can't even go down with the ships because it doesn't exist.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 11:57

Fil5000: Jun 23, 2003; HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Oh man, I hope I got here in time - I ran all the way to the forums because I heard a puppetmaster defense was about to happen. Did I miss it?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:00

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Lodin posted:

Alec Meer of RPS is gonna do a writeup on this horseshit. Might be a good read but he's currently stuck at trying to find out what package he needs to actually play.

Play? Just look at some youtubes and make engine noises with your mouth.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:01

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

StraightFace posted:

Hey janssendalt do you think the people at CIG love you for poo poo like this? No one respects a toady you mong.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:01

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Bootcha posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ

Hey reddit, archive this.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:01

janssendalt: May 7, 2015

Booooo, get out of here cybertrolls.

I'm ashamed of the stupid poo poo I wrote and write all the time, how about you?

We can't all be Dr. Derek Smarts.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:04

janssendalt: May 7, 2015

MeLKoR posted:

Hey janssendalt do you think the people at CIG love you for poo poo like this? No one respects a toady you mong.

Hey MeLKoR

Nice nickname! :spergin:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:06

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

janssendalt posted:

The PU will be playable in 2016, and you're all gonna cry.

"Playable". Yeah. I heard there's a playable dogfighting module too.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:07

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

mike12345 posted:

Play? Just look at some youtubes and make engine noises with your mouth.

It looks like someone convinced him to get a package that grants access to PU. The guy obviously didn't mention that it's not out until two weeks or maybe a bit later. :v:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:09

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

they really like pushing that 100% crowdfunded lie: http://www.develop-online.net/interview/recruiter-hot-seat-cloud-imperium-games/0212944

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:09

janssendalt: May 7, 2015

TheLastRoboKy posted:

In the extremely likely event it isn't, do you have plans regarding coping with the loss of your jpgs to space bankruptcy? It's going to be real rough when you can't even go down with the ships because it doesn't exist.

Yeah, I will feel like a bigger idiot than how I feel now.

But you know what they say: life is a tale... told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing.

Next time I'll just put my money into better things... like a charity. Or cocaine.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:09

Full Metal Boxers: Feb 20, 2007; COME LITTLE BITCOIN.... COME MY WAY.....IN THE MID NIGHT HOUR... I YELL NO NO NO... WITH A REBEL YELL I YELL MORE MORE MORE.... BIT COIN... I WANT TO FUCK YOU

Catching up on the new thread, and I still can't stop laughing every time I see that "image doesn't exist" placeholder for an image the Redditors have deleted after seeing it posted here. Even when this thread isn't delivering, it delivers. :allears:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:10

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

janssendalt posted:

Yeah, I will feel like a bigger idiot than how I feel now.

How much are you in for and can you not get it back?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:11

janssendalt: May 7, 2015

AP posted:

im gay

Oh ok

I can respect that

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:23

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

janssendalt posted:

Oh ok

I can respect that

Are you actually embarrassed to say how much you're spent in making the Best drat Space Sim Ever?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:26

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Karl_Ramseier posted:

One site claims the sky is falling and the other side claims eveything is Ok. Judging from my work epxerience: It highly depends if you can replace the work and the input a certain person provided. And to believe that turnover in "normal companies" only happens in jthe junior ranks, is naive at best. But anyway it would be better if staff wouldn't get fired or leave. The turnover rates in this buisness field is too high anwywas.

When a low-ranking co-worker of mine (programmer) ended up leaving for health reasons, it took 6 months to get his replacement up to speed, and the codebase we work on daily is actually really simple compared to a prototype spaceship MMO.

Getting a lead up to speed mid-project is going to take a lot longer, and that's going to affect everybody the original lead worked with heavily.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:30

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

Bootcha posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ

Hey reddit, archive this.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:31

Thronde: Aug 4, 2012; Fun Shoe

janssendalt posted:

Booooo, get out of here cybertrolls.

I'm ashamed of the stupid poo poo I wrote and write all the time, how about you?

We can't all be Dr. Derek Smarts.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:34

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Has anyone been sued in the last 1,000 posts?

E: Nice vid, Bootcha.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:35

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

janssendalt posted:

Oh ok

I can respect that

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:39

Stanko-Prussian: May 22, 2006; CLEAN YOUR ROOM!, 'they' said.
DO YOUR HOMEWORK!, 'they' said.
WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH A CARTOON PONY, 'they' said.
FOR GODSAKE! STOP SHOWING US YOUR BLACKHOLE'!! 'they' said.

When I lit the match....STOP SCREAMING, 'I' said

Hey Reddit, Archive this:

*holds up spork*

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:40

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 16:15

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

janssendalt posted:

Oh ok

I can respect that

Thank you, the part I'm most looking forward to in the PU, the fabulous clothing options.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:45

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