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Actually, this whole thread has been lying to you outsiders all along, this is what Finns really look like:
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The arabs only complain because they know their swedish hosts are a bunch of eager to please pussies.
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Oct 27, 2015 06:11
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Yo Finland, with all those bogs, do you even have bog mummies like all the cool bog having countries do?
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Oct 27, 2015 06:23
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Molentik posted:Yo Finland, with all those bogs, do you even have bog mummies like all the cool bog having countries do? I guess our bogs are the wrong kind? Not acidic enough or something to preserve bodies, I guess. That, or the peat harvesting industry has been real quiet about any archeological finds that would get in the way of good ol' old-school rape of natural resources.
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Oct 27, 2015 06:39
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Oct 27, 2015 06:43
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etalian posted:The arabs only complain because they know their swedish hosts are a bunch of eager to please pussies. now now I think this is ripe for an odd couple sitcom. A passive low contact Swede has to bunk with his cuh razy touchy feely, excitable new Arab friend.
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Oct 27, 2015 07:09
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Frostwerks posted:first picture kinda looks cool whats that from Finland
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Oct 27, 2015 08:14
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DeepQantas posted:Bog-Finns according to goons: per looks for finns hel looks for lipstick on a finn
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Oct 27, 2015 08:40
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Naxuz posted:Actually, this whole thread has been lying to you outsiders all along, this is what Finns really look like: obviously on speed, seems legit
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Oct 27, 2015 09:24
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Friendly reminder that the loving VIKINGS of all people were uneasy around finns. Traditionally finns took a live pig with them in the sauna, as a kind of biologic chronometer while they were drinnking themselves stupid with hallucinogenic reindeer piss. When the pig fell over, it was time to get out. This is too awesome not to be true.
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Oct 27, 2015 11:42
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Molentik posted:Yo Finland, with all those bogs, do you even have bog mummies like all the cool bog having countries do? probably but we don't disrespect them by pulling them out of their comfy bogs and placing them in glass boxes in museums, like those cruel danes
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Oct 27, 2015 12:05
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Reminder that even the fuckers over at Åland chose Finland over Sweden lol
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Oct 27, 2015 12:15
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Friendly reminder that the loving VIKINGS of all people were uneasy around finns. as a bonus you now have a luau goin
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Oct 27, 2015 12:20
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Friendly reminder that the loving VIKINGS of all people were uneasy around finns. as you probably can tell, Finland was a pretty rad place back in the day and seriously, don't invade us because it won't end well for you
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Oct 27, 2015 12:20
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Triple A posted:as you probably can tell, Finland was a pretty rad place back in the day might wind up paying taxes a fate worse than death
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Oct 27, 2015 12:22
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Skeesix posted:Ha ha, Christiania's not going anywhere. It's a huge tourist attraction. Weird, I was completely convinced that it was shut down, and I remember hearing about it from different sources. However, neat! Have some people who I want to visit it with. If anybodies ever in copenhagen and wants some nice hippie weed, remember this!
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Oct 27, 2015 12:23
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Frostwerks posted:first picture kinda looks cool whats that from
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Oct 27, 2015 12:32
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Iku-Turso, Äijön poika. Appeared in Donald Duck. Incidentally, I feel like the english translation doesn't really do justice to the orginal poem.
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Oct 27, 2015 17:09
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i want to go to finland and drift a turbo volvo on endless gravel roads while nicely buzzed on aquavit culminating in my instant death when i wrap the car around a tree at 120 kph in the middle of nowhere
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Oct 27, 2015 17:47
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Triple A posted:as you probably can tell, Finland was a pretty rad place back in the day Cake Smashing Boob posted:Wars Finland has won ever in the history of all time: Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Oct 27, 2015 18:05
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Although I guess you have a point in that a successful invasion of Finland ultimately nets you, at best, dominion over a few inbred Finns and/or some lovely Finnish bogs. A poor prize if ever there was one.
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Oct 27, 2015 18:13
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I am ready to move to Finland, but I must know: do you have V-8 juice there?
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Oct 27, 2015 18:27
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Fighting a war in Finland is much like interacting with Finns in peaceful situations. They wont be better at it than you are, but it will still be thoroughly unpleasant for all involved.
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Oct 27, 2015 18:29
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Friendly reminder that the loving VIKINGS of all people were uneasy around finns. The Vikings traveled and traded extensively in the middle East... They knew what mongols were capable of
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Oct 27, 2015 18:41
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all you need to know about finland at war is that 75ish years ago they lost a war against the shoddiest, most incompetent army ever fashioned from a country that couldn't even help its people modernize without getting tens of millions killed to this day finns still brag about that loss with a twinkle in their eye
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Oct 27, 2015 18:51
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Friendly reminder that the loving VIKINGS of all people were uneasy around finns. So that's what happened at Fourth of Juluau.
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Irradiation posted:Charlotte Jacobsson, a press spokesperson for Sweden's Migration Board (Migrationsverket) confirmed to The Local that a number of the asylum seekers had felt uncomfortable being surrounded by so much forest. They have seen what things roam the nordic forests: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w
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Oct 27, 2015 20:30
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how do finnish even carry on their race if they are gloomy, occasionally suicidal and anti-social most of the time?
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Oct 27, 2015 20:36
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etalian posted:how do finnish even carry on their race if they are gloomy, occasionally suicidal and anti-social most of the time? alcoholism
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Oct 27, 2015 20:44
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"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me" - old swedish proverb All are welcome in the land of the free, Sweden
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Oct 27, 2015 20:52
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even you finns, as long as you know your place
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Oct 27, 2015 20:53
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They won't welcome finns but give random arabs the red carpet treatment
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Oct 27, 2015 20:55
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The only time swedish has to deal with finns is on the booze cruise across the sea to buy tax-free alcohol and tobacco. But you are so drunk on that boat and so are they (no kidding) so it's alright.
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Oct 27, 2015 21:07
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von Braun posted:The only time swedish has to deal with finns is on the booze cruise across the sea to buy tax-free alcohol and tobacco. But you are so drunk on that boat and so are they (no kidding) so it's alright. On a related note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLZC569Z2g0
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Oct 27, 2015 21:22
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etalian posted:how do finnish even carry on their race if they are gloomy, occasionally suicidal and anti-social most of the time?  tldr serious norman posted:alcoholism
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Oct 27, 2015 21:43
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Awesome.
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Oct 27, 2015 21:55
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Finally fair presentation.
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Oct 27, 2015 22:04
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hard counter posted:all you need to know about finland at war is that 75ish years ago they lost a war against the shoddiest, most incompetent army ever fashioned from a country that couldn't even help its people modernize without getting tens of millions killed what
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Hey, we beat the germans in WW2. Also Olaf the Holy. Possibly.
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