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Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

D_Smart posted:

So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is Nick Butler (that's him in the wheelchair) aka /user/NitroTypat/ aka @Bipii_4084.

If you look at his Reddit and Twitter feeds (1, 2, 3, 4), he is one of my top harassers (I'm rounding them all up like cattle, for the blog, then I'm going to link to all their social media feeds).

Hey Nick, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to have my people get in touch with your Dad in Virginia and let him know you're harassing people online. No further warnings. Go play a game or something.

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comatose
Nov 23, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Hmm, I think I am gonna give this kid some infos about your lawsuits (starting with the parentship one, don't you think?) and other personal info, let's see at which point someone thinks gently caress it and publish it all.
That will be glorious to watch.

Derek Smart, please go to war with Karl_Ramseier instead of wheels the twitter troll.

to0terfish
Apr 4, 2015

Pork Pro
I hate how the world protects people with physical disabilities for the poo poo they type into the internet.

Jegan Ace
May 6, 2014

Every non-lethal catapult launch is a triumph

:corrupt:
Legal threats are like Star Citizen JPEGs.

Pledges can be made, but the likelihood of anything of substance coming from them is slim to none.

Shala
Oct 15, 2006

i shot the pilot

Lipstick Apathy

staberind posted:

You realise that you just republished His info, again. you are kind of a poo poo whiteknight, maybe a brownknight.

Don't worry. He'll laugh at all our jokes and play off his account like he's some fuckin spy, but he knows alot of this poo poo is funny as gently caress.

I have faith in you rat bastard.

Mukip
Jan 27, 2011

by Reene
Karl stands on the shoulders of giants, men like [deleted] and Dolvak who fought the good fight.

Shala
Oct 15, 2006

i shot the pilot

Lipstick Apathy
I mean for real and this is a 100% true story, real post:


I got blown by a dude who was a Redditor and I told him I was a goon beforehand.




100% true story. I am literally not making this up.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Jegan Ace posted:

Legal threats are like Star Citizen JPEGs.

Pledges can be made, but the likelihood of anything of substance coming from them is slim to none.

Just the tip.

DreadLlama
Jul 15, 2005
Not just for breakfast anymore
The thing that I love about this is that I know there's going to be a wave of goons reading Dr. Smart for the first time, as serious-work-computer-time fades over into allnight-shitposting-time across the continent, flooding this thread with fresh "dude wtf?"s until 8am hits the East coast. But he's not only smart enough to stay out of it, but he also doesn't edit his turd and just leaves it there like he's proud of it. Guy stands by his shitpost.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Hmm, I think I am gonna give this kid some infos about your lawsuits (starting with the parentship one, don't you think?) and other personal info, let's see at which point someone thinks gently caress it and publish it all.
That will be glorious to watch.

:woof: Fetching Legal Documents :woof:

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Just dipping into the thread to say that Ottawa has no good bars.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
loving. 0.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Godfucking dammit, Canada.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

jaegerx posted:

Lol. He deleted all his comments? Yeah he's not afraid of anything. Who's got his post where he dared Derek to go after his posting history?
It's kind of like snatching defeat from the jaws of a Pyrrhic victory.

G0RF fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Jul 20, 2016

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

OWLS! posted:

Godfucking dammit, Canada.

See if you can track down that awful cooking guy who's kitchen is full of hoarderjunk.
I'm sure he will know some good bars.

Choibai
Jan 10, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

i don't give a poo poo about this stupid loving dweeb space sim but i am interested in watching a middle-aged computer coding specialist litigate against an actually severely retarded child

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

D_Smart posted:

Tell you what. New deal. I'll just continue sticking them in my blog as I write it, and not post it here.

Probably a good compromise.

I don't think people here have problems with anything else you're posting.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
All or nothing, I say

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...


Grimey Drawer

Bootcha posted:

I've got tone.

Take the shot....

TAKE THE GODDAM SHOT!

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Amethyst posted:

lol, lmaoing my rear end off to this ripoff of 4chan humor from 3 years ago. Goons are truly a cool group of badasses and definitely not terminally dull rejects who feel the need to stalk crippled kids for a semblance of cultural validation.

Shut the gently caress up you piece of poo poo

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Hmm, I think I am gonna give this kid some infos about your lawsuits (starting with the parentship one, don't you think?) and other personal info, let's see at which point someone thinks gently caress it and publish it all.
That will be glorious to watch.

it's kind of hosed up to give it to some handicapped kid to release. If you have it and want to spite Derek why aren't you releasing it yourself?

Mukip
Jan 27, 2011

by Reene
The handicapped kid can do whatever he wants. He's a 19 year old young adult, not a literal child! Karl is just giving him the tools he needs to defeat the Internet Warlord.

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

trucutru posted:

Today, on "things the SC fanatics are creaming themselves about" a store-front has new duds (that you can't buy or wear, of course).

Holy poo poo! Brown is in.

In a conversation earlier this year, a friend deduced that Star Citizen was a shopping experience, rather a virtual one. Where one, you are visually bombarded(jpegs), two: easy to buy (stripe, in your face store that doesn't have bugs), three, have direct feedback of your purchase (hangar module/ Arena Commander).

The psychology behind http://www.insightsquared.com/2014/07/why-buyers-buy-the-psychology-of-purchase-decisions/.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



TubeStank posted:

hm

that's not a burg imo

it's not made from beef unless that's some hosed up beef
it's pork, hence the heart issues.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Dear goons we're sorry Amethyst got out of Auspol DnD thread but someone mentioned it on the crew chat thread and well...:ughh:

Normally he has his meltdowns with us and it doesn't intrude on sirius bizness, so once again apologies.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

ewe2 posted:

Dear goons we're sorry Amethyst got out of Auspol DnD thread but someone mentioned it on the crew chat thread and well...:ughh:

Normally he has his meltdowns with us and it doesn't intrude on sirius bizness, so once again apologies.

It's cool how you're equally boring and ignored here and need to jump in to exploit my notoriety to get even an inkling of attention. lmao

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

ewe2 posted:

Star Citizen Pretend

I sit at my keyboard
And wage war upon the verse
It seems like its all, it's all for nothing

I got the full upgrades
And I know the martyrs on the web page
I recognise the jpegs, i bought them all

This was my mistake
Let me charge them back
I blew the cash
But I won't be the one to keep it quiet

I've a deep understanding of the weakest shitposts
I maintain no blame substantiated
I demand an archive

You cannot prove I typed that
He doesn't look like Gary Oldman
I recognise the jpegs, i bought them all, I melted them myself

It's amazing what will drive us
Sunk cost sympathize
This was my mistake
Let me charge them back
I blew the cash
But I won't be the one to keep it quiet

Reach out for me
Hugbox me tight
Archive that memory
Let Dunning-Kruger talk for me
Let Dunning-Kruger talk for me

This was my space,and I was the Star Citizen Pretend
This was my life, oh god all that time
I spent my savings for three years and this is all that's left
It's time I found someone to blame for all my problems

It's amazing what will drive us
Sunk cost sympathise (empathise)
This was my mistake
Let me charge them back
I blew the scam
And I will be the one to keep it quiet

You fill in the punchline
Posting cats incessantly
You archive the punchline
I blew the scam
And I'm the only one
I will be the one to knock it down

No one quoted this dumb unfunny poo poo you probably spent an hour on. roffle

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Nemo2342 posted:




Which one is Derek Smart?

Scooby doo, you idiot. You see any other brown mystery solvers?

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Amethyst posted:

No one quoted this dumb unfunny poo poo you probably spent an hour on. roffle

Uh you just did

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

has reddit sucked our collective dick yet?

confirm/deny

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

ewe2 posted:

Dear goons we're sorry Amethyst got out of Auspol DnD thread but someone mentioned it on the crew chat thread and well...:ughh:

Normally he has his meltdowns with us and it doesn't intrude on sirius bizness, so once again apologies.

It's cool, thanks for the heads up. :cool:

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

ewe2 posted:

Dear goons we're sorry Amethyst got out of Auspol DnD thread but someone mentioned it on the crew chat thread and well...:ughh:

Normally he has his meltdowns with us and it doesn't intrude on sirius bizness, so once again apologies.

only that place can manufacture such fabulous and bodacious posting pals


So hey this dvolk guy or howveer you say his name, all his reddit poo poo is gone all of a sudden? Does that mean some lawyers got to him? That's how this works right? What about ol' Wuldgems?

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

jaegerx posted:

Uh you just did

Nothing gets past this guy.

I'm sure acting like a literal minded moron is a sure tactic to confound your enemies in this urine sandpit of a thread, but when speaking to normal adults it just exposes you as the tedious dullard you are.

Amethyst fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Oct 28, 2015

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Amethyst posted:

Nothing gets past this guy.

I'm sure acting like a literal minded moron is a sure tactic to confound your enemies, in this urine sandpit of a thread, but when speaking to normal adults it just exposes you as the tedious dullard you are.

heck, you need some female in ur diet

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

KakerMix posted:

only that place can manufacture such fabulous and bodacious posting pals


So hey this dvolk guy or howveer you say his name, all his reddit poo poo is gone all of a sudden? Does that mean some lawyers got to him? That's how this works right? What about ol' Wuldgems?

Would seem he received "the care packet" from our Warlord, or it dawned upon him that he screwed up and the only way was to start deleting his posts.

I can't wait for the tears.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

KakerMix posted:

So hey this dvolk guy or howveer you say his name, all his reddit poo poo is gone all of a sudden? Does that mean some lawyers got to him? That's how this works right? What about ol' Wuldgems?

No it probably just means he's been having a nervous breakdown ever since Derek called his bluff. Of course, he could try to hash it out with Derek directly but he still has his obligations, as a r/starcitizen mod, not to negotiate with terrorists.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
I don't consider the 19 year old kid in question to be any different than anyone else. If I was in a wheelchair I would not want people helping me or holding the door for me or treating me special or different or say things like "let him say whatever he wants, he's special, he lost life, his life sucks, etc., leave him be." To me, THAT would be discrimination I wouldn't want. I would want to be taken as seriously on the Internet as any other rear end clown, as I would in life.

Seems to me Derek Smart sees the dude the same way, and would have posted what he did whether the kid was in a wheelchair or not. He doesn't see handicap, he accpets him on the same terms as any other person giving him poo poo.

I can respect that.

CashEnsign
Feb 7, 2015

Nemo2342 posted:

Which one is Derek Smart?

Thelma's shoes.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Amethyst posted:

No one quoted this dumb unfunny poo poo you probably spent an hour on. roffle

You actually read all of that. You are dumb and unfunny.

The imgur thread in the subreddit has provided some entertainment but one guy got upset with me comparing SC to Farming Simulator :wtchris: I thought they'd be happy having SC compared to a functioning game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

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Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Maldoror posted:

I don't consider the 19 year old kid in question to be any different than anyone else. If I was in a wheelchair I would not want people helping me or holding the door for me or treating me special or different or say things like "let him say whatever he wants, he's special, he lost life, his life sucks, etc., leave him be." To me, THAT would be discrimination I wouldn't want. I would want to be taken as seriously on the Internet as any other rear end clown, as I would in life.

Seems to me Derek Smart sees the dude the same way, and would have posted what he did whether the kid was in a wheelchair or not. He doesn't see handicap, he accpets him on the same terms as any other person giving him poo poo.

I can respect that.

This is a reasoned, mature, and above all, badass treatise on why we should all post animated gifs of a 19 year old wheelchair bound disabled man getting beaten up, and report him to the MPAA for DMCA violations, and post his real name and photograph publically for us all to shame him.

Also, when I connect my anal tube to my mouth, i sometimes experiment by including a heating element to vapourise the poo poo nuggets so i can inhale them faster. thoughts?

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