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Jegan Ace
May 6, 2014

Every non-lethal catapult launch is a triumph

:corrupt:

Romes128 posted:

Difference is were doing it cause it's funny and they're doing it cause they're in financial ruin and should probably kill themselves but he keeps saying the game is gonna come out eventually.

Everyone except Wulf. He works for Wayne Industries by the sounds of it.

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Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

AP posted:

Karl_Ramseier could beat you up, you don't scare me.

i draw the line at hitting women

Vax
Dec 29, 2011

delicious!

D_Smart posted:

STAR CITIZEN - HOW WE GOT HERE

Let's go booiiiiiss

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I have the resources to drop considerably more than that on a videogame and pizza for Lesnick the Hutt.


Here's the thing.







My life isn't pathetic enough that I want to.







Fux "SpeedGhost" Serf.

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Strategic Tea posted:

To be honest the best part is that (correct me if I'm wrong) Smart's initial case against Croberts was a crock of poo poo. It's only because all these idiots came pouring out of the woodwork at the slightest criticism, spewing literal slander, that there's a legal slapfight at all.

As far as I'm aware (and hey maybe I'm wrong!) Smart can't actually kick off any legal proceedings till Nov 1 which is what the original SC TOS had set as being for the release of something substantial else they'd start giving back lots of refunds and some other nonsense (their TOS has been altered to push that date back but the original date stands apparently). Also as much as we all love to hope and dream, even that date won't immediately usher in a glorious storm of fire and pitch because this sort of poo poo moves slower than that.

mcjomar
Jun 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cig/star-citizen

Here's the source for the original date/claims.
Even the update for the (as yet undelivered) crossbow is still there.

~4days~

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Derek 'D' Smart, forums user Amethyst is harassing this thread. How can you allow this?

Jegan Ace
May 6, 2014

Every non-lethal catapult launch is a triumph

:corrupt:

Paladinus posted:

Derek 'D' Smart, forums user Amethyst is harassing this thread. How can you allow this?

Do subpoenas work on goons that have been around for more than a decade?

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Jegan Ace posted:

Everyone except Wulf. He works for Wayne Industries by the sounds of it.



bluster bluster unemployed dickpics

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

This looks when

Strategic Tea posted:

Dunno, some of the Christ-Roberts-suceptible types seem to have accepted him as a new lord and saviour.

Yeah, go on Derek! Smack that crippled kid! Ruin his life hahaha kidding honest

There was a time when goons accepted Christ Roberts as the messiah of space flight games. Goon favor is a fickle mistress.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
I'm pro-Derek Smart picking on the crips. Who does he think he is!?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpi9FXtEQaA

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012

Fun Shoe

quote:

The other 2 relevant orders I had refunded already on the 22.October, so these should be with you soon.


I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

neonbregna posted:


There was a time when goons accepted Christ Roberts as the messiah of space flight games. Goon favor is a fickle mistress.

Goons were lost in the wilderness, following the teachings of a false prophet until the Internet Messiah Warlord came to show them the way to a new era of shitposting.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Dear people who brought the Rebel Galaxy thread to my attention a week or so back...

You're loving awesome, so is the game.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

This makes it two balls down, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgBA1jA2-mo

Shala
Oct 15, 2006

i shot the pilot

Lipstick Apathy

Jegan Ace posted:

Everyone except Wulf. He works for Wayne Industries by the sounds of it.



lol what a dipshit.

I bet he makes like 10-20k above median at best and thinks he's a baller lmao

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
But seriously, Dr. Smart, I know it's not dox, but we've been over this. If you want to sue someone for cyber harassing, at least be a bigger man and don't mention their name directly along with their photos. They will know, we will know, everyone is going to have a grand good time anyway. Just, you know, take it easier. Unless you are actually afraid for your life because of what a handicapped teenager said on the Internet.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You can post funny photos with blurred out faces, though. But they need to be very funny.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Confined to this chair
I hate Derek Smart so much
I wasted money

Shala
Oct 15, 2006

i shot the pilot

Lipstick Apathy

Paladinus posted:

But seriously, Dr. Smart, I know it's not dox, but we've been over this. If you want to sue someone for cyber harassing, at least be a bigger man and don't mention their name directly along with their photos. They will know, we will know, everyone is going to have a grand good time anyway. Just, you know, take it easier. Unless you are actually afraid for your life because of what a handicapped teenager said on the Internet.

I feel like Mr. Smart DDS is like REAAAAAAAAALLLLLYYY close to being a good gune if he'd quit fuckin around and being too super into his ego. If he had more ironic detachment it'd be perfect.

I'm super into my ego to but goddamn man. I'm also a shithead who had nothing and made good, I mean you can just always throw coins at strippers if you need to feel good. #protip #makeithail

Kegslayer
Jul 23, 2007
Let me answer all your moral questions fellow shitposters.

Is Derek justified in going after people who are harassing him?

Yes

Is anyone going to win if he goes after a 19 year old physically and mentally disabled man who spends hundreds of dollars to buy spaceship jpegs?

No

I now return you to your regular song and recipes thread.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Kegslayer posted:

Let me answer all your moral questions fellow shitposters.

Is Derek justified in going after people who are harassing him?

Yes

Is anyone going to win if he goes after a 19 year old physically and mentally disabled man who spends hundreds of dollars to buy spaceship jpegs?

No

I now return you to your regular song and recipes thread.

who said he was mentally disabled?

OhDearGodNo
Jan 3, 2014

They've created an organization called White Knights.

I don't think they understand what a White Knight is :psyduck:

Shala
Oct 15, 2006

i shot the pilot

Lipstick Apathy

OhDearGodNo posted:

They've created an organization called White Knights.

I don't think they understand what a White Knight is :psyduck:

They call us Dereks' White Knights apparently from their graphics lol

What a buncha retards.

Like they're actually mentally retarded with sticky hands and poo poo for like no reason.

Vax
Dec 29, 2011

delicious!

Xaerael posted:

Dear people who brought the Rebel Galaxy thread to my attention a week or so back...

You're loving awesome, so is the game.

Best and truest thing said in this thread for 80 pages. Now everyone :getin:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Romes128 posted:

who said he was mentally disabled?
Isn't that assumed for Star Citizen backers after the 2015 con?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

CashEnsign posted:

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Another victim of the great idiot war of 2016. When will this madness end?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Romes128 posted:

who said he was mentally disabled?

The PC term is Star Citizen.

Pogue Ma Hoon
Oct 17, 2013

I like a nice pair of slacks.

OhDearGodNo posted:

They've created an organization called White Knights.

I don't think they understand what a White Knight is :psyduck:

What? Where?

Also who ever bought Derek's new av is a genius.

Vax
Dec 29, 2011

delicious!

Paladinus posted:

The PC term is Star Citizen.

:vince:

Shala
Oct 15, 2006

i shot the pilot

Lipstick Apathy

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Another victim of the great idiot war of 2016. When will this madness end?

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

SelenicMartian posted:

Isn't that assumed for Star Citizen backers after the 2015 con?

drat son

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I hope that Dolvak will do something more productive with his time now that he doesn't have to fight for imaginary space ships.

I hope one day I will also be able to do something more productive than reading this admittedly hilarious thread.

DAAS Kapitalist
Nov 9, 2005

Jackass: The Mad Monk

Don't try this at home.

Strategic Tea posted:

To be honest the best part is that (correct me if I'm wrong) Smart's initial case against Croberts was a crock of poo poo. It's only because all these idiots came pouring out of the woodwork at the slightest criticism, spewing literal slander, that there's a legal slapfight at all.

Why would you bother slandering Derek Smart? There's enough real stuff you can say about him that you can find with five minutes of googling. Starting with him being salty at Chris Roberts for taking his title of world's worst space game producer.

Shala
Oct 15, 2006

i shot the pilot

Lipstick Apathy

Paladinus posted:

I hope one day I will also be able to do something more productive than reading this admittedly hilarious thread.


We can all dream about the day that RSI will release us.

Shala
Oct 15, 2006

i shot the pilot

Lipstick Apathy

DAAS Kapitalist posted:

Why would you bother slandering Derek Smart? There's enough real stuff you can say about him that you can find with five minutes of googling. Starting with him being salty at Chris Roberts for taking his title of world's worst space game producer.

Why google when you can web ring from your Geocities!

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Romes128 posted:

who said he was mentally disabled?



I gave up counting after 100 tweets at Smart, presumably he'd been blocked long, long before that. The guy has a real bad case of the Citizens.

It's not normal, I make lots of poo poo posts about Star Citizen but I'm enjoying everything and I try not to touch the poop, I don't get involved on twitter, reddit, RSI, these people actually think they are fighting a war. The Brazilian anti Star Citizen guy is just as bad but I think you see it a lot more in the people who have thousands "invested".

It's a potential game and not a single pro or anti post is going to be make a bit of difference to the outcome.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Given how horrible Sandi is when speaking directly to staff imagine what she says about Wulf behind his back.

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Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013
Hello friends my brother is in a wheelchair and well I was just wondering what sort of stuff on the internet that allows him to do without fear of reprisal.

Thanks

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