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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Chalks posted:

If Hitler was in a wheelchair we'd all be speaking German.

Ok guys I did it, the conversation has reached peak dumb we can all talk about something else.

ron paul 2012

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kordansk
Sep 12, 2011
Wheelchair or not the adult is competent, though a complete moron. Why should that stop anything? The internet is not some place where you can sit around and talk poo poo and never expect repercussions especially if you try and screw with someone's financials and threaten their wellbeing.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie
It would be a lot funnier if the kid in the wheelchair was also sending dick pix.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Paladinus posted:

The PC term is Star Citizen.

more like Star Cripplezen lol

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

janssendalt posted:

are you sure you can read?

I mean, I won't judge you if you're retarded.

"drat, now I wish this guy would have gotten SWATed..."

In a reply to a video stream that only featured Derek Smart.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



AP posted:

"drat, now I wish this guy would have gotten SWATed..."

In a reply to a video stream that only featured Derek Smart.
That doesn't read as malicious as you'd like. Drop it as you're just throwing fuel onto a fire and we're getting nothing out of it beyond the thread being gassed.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
I think the thread will be gassed anyway, it's like peak stupid all round. What is there to talk about anymore?

AP fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Oct 28, 2015

pftc
Oct 1, 2015

AP posted:

I think the thread will be gassed anything, it's like peak stupid all round. What is there to talk about anymore?

there's always recipes.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Yeah just post some more delicious recipes and cat photos until something actually interesting happens.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Karl_Ramseier posted:

I honestly doubt that he wants to test a legal system outside the US. Besides I have no problem if he ridicule these guys but for gods sake let the loving real life info kids and whatnot out of it.
Moreover you don't need more than 20 minutes and a pacer account to get tons of juicy infos about Derek's endeavours so it would be wise to calm down.

19 years old is not a kid numb nuts

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Meta-Mollusk posted:

Yeah just post some more delicious recipes and cat photos until something actually interesting happens.

This is what happens when all the cat pictures keep getting taken down.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

Agrajag posted:

19 years old is not a kid numb nuts

Mentally, yeah. He is a loving kid. Look at the poo poo he is putting up on twitter.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Meta-Mollusk posted:

Yeah just post some more delicious recipes and cat photos until something actually interesting happens.

BluestreakBTHR
Oct 2, 2015

Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.
Grimey Drawer

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Given how horrible Sandi is when speaking directly to staff imagine what she says about Wulf behind his back.

Meh. Wulf is used to behind-the-back poo poo talking.
He's been doing that about me for years... some A3 members told me long ago.


Also, my refund and account deactivation is imminent!
Wooo!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
When I was 19 no one wanted to sue me.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

joats posted:

Mentally, yeah. He is a loving kid. Look at the poo poo he is putting up on twitter.

from what he is posting on twitter he is definitely competent enough to be treated as an adult. are you one of those types of people that speak very loudly and slowly just because someone appears to be retarded?

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

joats posted:

Mentally, yeah. He is a loving kid. Look at the poo poo he is putting up on twitter.

By that logic, we shouldn't be ridiculing CRobber either.

kordansk
Sep 12, 2011
We have reached peak armchair. Developers psychiatrists lawyers. What's next?

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
HAD I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,

The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,

I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

kordansk
Sep 12, 2011

Tippis posted:

By that logic, we shouldn't be ridiculing CRobber either.

What's this we poo poo. Most of us post funny gifs and laugh at the stupidity.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

kordansk posted:

We have reached peak armchair. Developers psychiatrists lawyers. What's next?

I am an actual armchair in real life.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
With wheels.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Swat team gets an emergency dispatch to an address in Fort Lauderdale, FL.

Leader is visibly nervous while briefing his team en-route to the site: a semi-retired PhD has constructed a nuclear device, and is threatening to blow it up if the neighbour's kid doesn't stop riding the wheelchair over his wizard lawn.

A squad member asks the leader "So what's the PhD's name?". The leader mumbles something barely audible. The SWAT van comes to a stop abruptly. The driver is staring at him. After a slight pause, he comments: "Right, you guys are on your own." He opens the door and leaves, during a storm of stern orders and insults from the swat team.

As he's walking away from the van, it proceeds to drive off into the night. This was the last time anyone has heard anything of said swat team. All the records seem to have been lost, and both that night's dispatch worker and the van driver have gone missing. The only clue to the mistery is a saliva stained shred of paper with the barely legible letters "D..k..rt" on it.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

pftc posted:

The crippled kid wanted to have Derek SWATed. https://archive.is/h9BMi

Oh what the gently caress. I've felt that the guy has been dealt a lovely enough hand in life to have to deal with this bullshit, but SWATting?

Go get 'im Derek.

e: oh, he wasn't threatening it, he was just fantasizing. Still hosed up.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Truga posted:

"D..k..rt"

it must be a dark fart..

where is the cat detective this mornin?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I deduce it was someone called D..k..rt
CASE DISMAISSED

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

I deduce it was someone called D..k..rt
CASE DISMAISSED

detective not judge cat dredd dood

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


Happier times.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

kordansk posted:

What's this we poo poo. Most of us post funny gifs and laugh at the stupidity.

"We" as in those of us who are making fun of Roberts and the waves of stupidity that ripple out from that epicenter.
Looking at what they're posting, they're all dumb kids — that's why we're laughing.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3qicyu/white_knights/

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

:rolleyes:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

SneakyFrog posted:

detective not judge cat dredd dood

I still think it was him, yes I do

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Romes128 posted:

who said he was mentally disabled?

He bought a bunch of jpegs

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

I still think it was him, yes I do

fine. how is your bass doing? is it rad?

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Wait wait wait... I'm a little far behind here. Is this thread fighting the Ku Klux Klan and the Burger King Kid's Club now?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

AP posted:



Happier times.

Is that poo poo still in? Croberts was so proud of his helmet back when but I haven't seen it in promotional stuff since

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/orgs/TWK
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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

The Kins posted:

Wait wait wait... I'm a little far behind here. Is this thread fighting the Ku Klux Klan and the Burger King Kid's Club now?

technically in a metaphorical way yes.

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