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Incombibulator: Dec 9, 2014; I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:10

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 18:21

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Paladinus posted:

Lowtax, redditors view and save content from this thread for free. You are missing the hottest cash opportunity here. Those people are known to pay thousands for jpegs, and we've got videos in this thread. Just imagine.

you are letting free fun escape

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:10

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

Incombibulator posted:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:10

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

MVP posted:

Lol all of you goons are mad that you don't have Sandi Gardiner's perfect skin to slap with your cock

Welp.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:11

BluestreakBTHR: Oct 2, 2015; Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.; Grimey Drawer

Beet Wagon posted:

Do you think if D_Smart did get coaxed into suing they might reward him the wheelchair as part of the damages?

Burke: I'm sorry. I don't know why I didn't even- Ripley's last trip out, the syn- the artificial person malfunctioned.
Ripley: "Malfunctioned"?
Burke: There were problems and a-a few deaths were involved.
Bishop: I'm shocked. Was it an older model?
Burke: Yeah, that's him in the wheelchair.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:12

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

So any new star citizen stuff on the horizon? A presentation or anything? Ship sale? Release (lol)?

Every time something happens its gold. Also did croberts sue the escapist?

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:13

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:14

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Randarkman posted:

So any new star citizen stuff on the horizon? A presentation or anything? Ship sale? Release (lol)?

Every time something happens its gold. Also did croberts sue the escapist?

all the lawsuits surrounding star citizen are as realized as all the stretch goals in star citizen

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:15

Nickiepoo: Jun 24, 2013

Randarkman posted:

So any new star citizen stuff on the horizon? A presentation or anything? Ship sale? Release (lol)?

Every time something happens its gold. Also did croberts sue the escapist?

That's him in the wheelchair.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:15

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Marcus Aurelius: Are you ready to do your duty for Rome?

Commodus: Yes, father.

Marcus Aurelius: You will not be emperor.

Commodus: Which wiser, older man is to take my place?

Marcus Aurelius: My powers will pass to Maximus, to hold in trust until the Senate is ready to rule once more. Rome is to be a republic again.

Commodus: Maximus?

Marcus Aurelius: Yes. That's him in the wheelchair.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:15

Meta-Mollusk: May 2, 2013; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

MVP posted:

Lol all of you goons are mad that you don't have Sandi Gardiner's perfect skin to slap with your cock

My skin is perfectly fine thank you very much. :colbert:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:16

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

My computer decided to have a weird crazy glitch that only a reinstall of windows would fix, so I'm down all my apps and poo poo. So no Photoshop reinstall yet.

So. Instead. Imagine I've written "That's him in the wheelchair" on this image.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:17

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

That's him in the wheelchair.
We spared no expense.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:18

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp."

The sound of gooncock hitting perfectly smooth skin.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:18

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

I had a brother! A baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way! That's him in the wheelchair!

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:18

HexDog: Feb 4, 2009; Did you see Regis this morning?

MVP posted:

Lol all of you goons are mad that you don't have Sandi Gardiner's perfect skin to slap with your cock

This is much more creepy if you've just rewatched Silence of the Lambs.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:18

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mirificus posted:

Same person:

The 100% Objective Review is basically what the SC fans want whenever someone talks about Star Citizen.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:18

joats: Aug 18, 2007; stupid bewbie

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:20

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I would have also taken:

Beet Wagon posted:

I had a brother! A baby brother! And that's him in the wheelchair!

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:20

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:20

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:21

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Incombibulator posted:

Nickiepoo posted:

That's him in the wheelchair.

Wafflz posted:

Marcus Aurelius: Yes. That's him in the wheelchair.

Xaerael posted:

So. Instead. Imagine I've written "That's him in the wheelchair" on this image.

Beet Wagon posted:

I had a brother! A baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way! That's him in the wheelchair!

joats posted:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:22

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

That's hospitality! And you can't piss on that's him in the wheelchair

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:22

Valatar: Sep 26, 2011; A remarkable example of a pathetic species.; Lipstick Apathy

Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the wheelchair from me

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:23

BluestreakBTHR: Oct 2, 2015; Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.; Grimey Drawer

staberind posted:

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp."

The sound of gooncock hitting perfectly smooth skin.

http://www.instantrapairhorn.com

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:23

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

That's him in the wheelchair.
Eagle One! Fox 3!

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:24

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

But they'll vote with Potter if you don't stay on, Bailey!
That's him in the wheelchair.
OK, I'll stop.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:28

Meta-Mollusk: May 2, 2013; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

- The first is, no one knows you're working for ~~Aunty~~ Mr. Smart. You hit him, you go. The second is, it's a fair fight. The third is, it's to the death.

- Who's the bunny?

- That's him in the wheelchair.

OK that's enough. :v:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:31

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
The streets are exteded gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"
And I'll look down, and whisper "that's him in the wheelchair."

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:31

Hobold: Jan 10, 2012; I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA; College Slice

ShredsYouSay posted:

But they'll vote with Potter if you don't stay on, Bailey!
That's him in the wheelchair.
OK, I'll stop.

Awesome Name/Avatar.

I've missed like uncountable amounts of posts. Whats the deal with the wheelchair? I did manage to catch that Dolvak caught a case of the pussy and vanished. Wasn't he the one who said he'd eat a bullet before letting Derek win?

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:32

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Kilmers Elbow posted:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:32

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

'Who's on first?'

'That's him in the wheelchair.'

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:32

Karl_Ramseier: Aug 21, 2015; I don't have to work very hard at being an asshole. It comes naturally.

No practice needed.

Since Goons ruin everything, I'm pretending to be a Goon for Halloween!

D_Smart posted:

Be my guest. Anything that's in the public record, is open season. I have nothing to hide and I don't care. That sort of thing neither fazes nor scares me. When people break the law, that's when the gloves come off.

Your hollow threats are just that: hollow. And meaningless. And inconsequential. And dumb.

FYI dumbass, there is no "parentship lawsuit". It's called a "legal paternal petition" and is used to establish paternity for children with dual-citizenship, child support, setting up trusts, private school placement etc. And the details are sealed (you make it public, I guarantee that that you will end up behind bars) in order to protect minor children.

Yeah, you totally don't care. And no, I won't end behind bars. Sorry Derek but

How are you're multiple lawsuits going right now? And what about the FTC?
No one sued and no one will sue. At least not you.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:35

Hooded Reptile: Aug 31, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5le9sYdYkM

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# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:35

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

Wulfling posted:

Awesome Name/Avatar.

I've missed like uncountable amounts of posts. Whats the deal with the wheelchair? I did manage to catch that Dolvak caught a case of the pussy and vanished. Wasn't he the one who said he'd eat a bullet before letting Derek win?

Derek threatened to call an sc fanatic 's dad. The fan is in a wheelchair and may or may not have some lifespan limiting illness/condition. In any case the guy threatened to call swat on Derek smart.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:36

Kimsemus: Dec 4, 2013; by Reene; Toilet Rascal

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Yeah, you totally don't care. And no, I won't end behind bars. Sorry Derek but

How are you're multiple lawsuits going right now? And what about the FTC?
No one sued and no one will sue. At least not you.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:37

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Yeah, you totally don't care. And no, I won't end behind bars. Sorry Derek but

How are you're multiple lawsuits going right now? And what about the FTC?
No one sued and no one will sue. At least not you.

You forgot to put "that's him in the wheelchair", also I have no idea what movie that is from but it sounds awful.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:37

Furious Mittens: Oct 14, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.

John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and gently caress the prom queen.

Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.

John Mason: Really?

Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah. That's him in the wheelchair.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:38

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

ShredsYouSay posted:

In any case the guy threatened to call swat on Derek smart.

That's pretty unfortunate.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:38

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ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

Seriously, nick cage was Stanley Godspeed? That sounds like it was written by Andy Schafly. gently caress I used to like that film.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 19:40

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