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Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Yeah, you totally don't care. And no, I won't end behind bars. Sorry Derek but



How are you're multiple lawsuits going right now? And what about the FTC?
No one sued and no one will sue. At least not you.

This isn't the star wars thread. :gary:

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Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Yeah, you totally don't care. And no, I won't end behind bars. Sorry Derek but



How are you're multiple lawsuits going right now? And what about the FTC?
No one sued and no one will sue. At least not you.

I heard your local thrift shop had a special on originality, you should probably stop investing in fake games that will never come out and go buy them out.

Then kill yourself (in game).

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

MVP posted:

Lol all of you goons are mad that you don't have Sandi Gardiner's perfect skin to slap with your cock

that subtle look of crazy...

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Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Karl_Ramseier posted:

Yeah, you totally don't care. And no, I won't end behind bars. Sorry Derek but



How are you're multiple lawsuits going right now? And what about the FTC?
No one sued and no one will sue. At least not you.

Isn't that the seen where the Emperor mocks the jedi and then it turns out the jedi did have power after all?

Probably not the best image macro.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that's him in the wheelchair.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Sarsapariller posted:

gently caress's sake guys. It is not okay to post a child's actual personal information online to incite bullying. No, it does not matter if they started it. No, it does not matter if the dumb little bastard made it easily available. Whether or not they are crippled is irrelevant. They are a child. Are you a child?

Talk poo poo get hit!

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization. That's him in the wheelchair.

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!

Kimsemus posted:

I imagine it's going to get "worse" from here. :toot:

When someone digs a hole as deep as the one SC is digging, it's only natural for goons to start pissing in it.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Maldoror posted:

that subtle look of crazy...


Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Maldoror posted:

that subtle look of crazy...



Uncanny.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
this thread is still really good imo.

I hope Derek records the call to dad.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

LuiCypher posted:

When someone digs a hole as deep as the one SC is digging, it's only natural for goons to start pissing in it.

goon in a well.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Glory of Arioch posted:

lowtax paywall the fart shitizen thread

just do it, itll save your marriage + your mangosteen

Yes he really should

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I can't be bothered to copy the whole thing, so just go watch the Glengarry Glen Ross speech and then at the end imagine Alec Baldwin shouting "And that's YOU in the wheelchair!"

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Who here thinks Volition should do a kickstarter for Freespace 3? With Johnny Gatt dlc?

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I coulda been that guy in the wheelchair

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i havent read this thread today, could somebody explain the wheelchair dude tia

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Blue Raider posted:

i havent read this thread today, could somebody explain the wheelchair dude tia

Derek smart is going to tell a 19 year old's dad that he was mean to him on the internet about a video game. The 19 year old is in a wheel chair.

Chalks fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Oct 28, 2015

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Blue Raider posted:

i havent read this thread today, could somebody explain the wheelchair dude tia

Some guy said “come at me, bro” to DSmart. So DSmart came at him, announcing the fact by “that's him the wheelchair”.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Chalks posted:

Derek smart is going to tell a 19 year old's dad that he was mean to him on the internet about a video game. The 19 year old is in a wheel chair.

i love it

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Chalks posted:

Derek smart is going to tell a 19 year old's dad that he was mean to him on the internet about a video game. The 19 year old is in a wheel chair.

That's him in the wheelchair

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler

KakerMix posted:

That's him in the wheelchair

Who?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

him

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Yeah, you totally don't care. And no, I won't end behind bars. Sorry Derek but

How are you're multiple lawsuits going right now? And what about the FTC?
No one sued and no one will sue. At least not you.

poo poo or get off the pot.

Edit. Actually given past experience of your little merry band of twitter superstars, keep doing whatever crazy stuff you are doing, I'm sure it will all be absolutely fine.

AP fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Oct 28, 2015

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? That's him in the wheelchair.

ShredsYouSay fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Oct 28, 2015

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


Yeah we struck comedy gold alright.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
That's him in the wheelchair

FormatAmerica
Jun 3, 2005
Grimey Drawer
No idea what's happened since the recent controversy surrounding the escapist article, but I requested a refund around that time & it was processed today.

If the game turns out to be any good, maybe I'll buy it again at full price.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



So I haven't paid attention to this new thread. Why are imgur posts getting removed? Other than wheelchair kid, did anything good happen?

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler

Him in the wheelchair?

Semi-Protato
Sep 11, 2001



Is the game out yet?

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Land Fish posted:

Is the game out yet?

It is and we're all playing it.

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Virgin Madsen is the sole eyewitness to the shooter on the grassy knoll. When she shouted, "That's him in the Wheelchair!" She was taken away by the men in black, never to be seen again.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Spaced God posted:

So I haven't paid attention to this new thread. Why are imgur posts getting removed? Other than wheelchair kid, did anything good happen?

Goons see redditors post silly images.
Silly images get reposted on SA for mockery and laughter.
Redditor sees images mocking The Lord and Saviour on SA
Redditor writes a scrape-and-report bot to nuke all images hosted on imgur.
Redditors wonder why their silly images are being mass-reported and removed.
Redditors blame goons.
Goons laugh even harder.

So your last question is answered by the first.

Xegaus
Sep 27, 2006
King of nothing!
You goons unleashed the full batshit insane crazy Derek Smart back onto this world. This is on your hands!!!

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Spaced God posted:

So I haven't paid attention to this new thread. Why are imgur posts getting removed? Other than wheelchair kid, did anything good happen?

Someone made a bot to autoreport images posted here...not realizing that goons got most of the imgur stuf directly from reddit or the brown sea.

e;fb

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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Nickiepoo posted:

People will die over this game.
The parallels with their relationship with CIG are eerie.

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