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jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Just you guys wait. 2.0 will launch any day now and we will all feel like chumps.

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Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

For sale: 1 x jpg $15000 USD to be paid in small bills

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

janssendalt posted:

Some people here spend more time and energy every week on criticizing the people who have put money into the project than the average pledger has put into making the money to pledge for the game

:downsbravo:

The grim reaper will sit next to me on my deathbed and read from the seemingly neverending list of my sins and transgressions. He will say "You spent too much energy criticizing and poo poo posting about Star Citizen." I will stare him in the pools of black that are his eyes and say with a poo poo eating grin

"good, I'm glad of it."

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Kilmers Elbow fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Oct 29, 2015

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Gaff: You've done a man's job, sir. I guess you're through, huh?

Deckard: Finished.

[Gaff throws Deckard his gun]

Gaff: It's too bad she won't live! But then again, that's the guy in the wheelchair.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

I don't get it, where is Oldman face

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

i revisited some of the first few pages and already like more than half of the images are taken down

this is really absurd, are they really that upset over some dumb jokes

i wish to see PAAAAAAARRP again tia

Hahaha I went back to page 1 and it looks like they killed a lot of their own terrible fan art from the SC forums.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




:gary:

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

janssendalt posted:

Some people here spend more time and energy every week on criticizing the people who have put money into the project than the average pledger has put into making the money to pledge for the game

:downsbravo:

How can the unemployed (~between jobs~) make money? I'd like to see your financials sir

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



janssendalt posted:

Some people here spend more time and energy every week on criticizing the people who have put money into the project than the average pledger has put into making the money to pledge for the game

:downsbravo:
We're not criticising the people who have put money into the project.



We're amusing ourselves at their expense.

to0terfish
Apr 4, 2015

Pork Pro
I for one have been encouraging people to put more money into this project.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

janssendalt posted:

Some people here spend more time and energy every week on criticizing the people who have put money into the project than the average pledger has put into making the money to pledge for the game

:downsbravo:

Some fuckers just don't get SA & goons,
They never will either,
Thats them in the wheelchair.

Edit :VVV Look at this edgy bitch. janssendalt, this is the kind of poo poo you should hope to emulate.

staberind fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Oct 29, 2015

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...


Grimey Drawer

Gwaihir posted:

I don't get it, where is Oldman face

I'm with it all man. With it all.

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost
On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! That's him in the wheelchair!

Jegan Ace
May 6, 2014

Every non-lethal catapult launch is a triumph

:corrupt:

I think that's pretty loving metal.

OhDearGodNo
Jan 3, 2014

janssendalt posted:

Some people here spend more time and energy every week on criticizing the people who have put money into the project than the average pledger has put into making the money to pledge for the game

:downsbravo:

You're a bona fide moron. It's not even criticizing the game all serious-like anymore. There's no need to.

You can just sit back and watch this poo poo happen like loving magic.

We post their SC fan art for laughs and they pull down their own poo poo with fake reports.

The VP of marketing starts a major corporate event with tumblr level drama even doing the "fake quit" to see what she can fish.

They constantly gently caress themselves over like a sitcom full of flanderized village idiots.

We don't have to do anything. Look back and see for yourself. We don't have to proactively put any effort into this shitshow, it unfolds before our very eyes.

:iia:

Nien
Apr 29, 2013

Apposite. I like the word apposite. It's like a crip in a wheelchair. Fitting, appropriate if you like.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


There will be no cripples in the 'verse!

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
The update to Casaba's store-front seems to have gone unnoticed. I'm so hyped for customisation!

http://imgur.com/a/SaztK

I too am excited to be able to customize my terrible generic avatar in the non-game content that is currently available for this vaporware game.

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler


This SA ad is relevant, somehow.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


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jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Oh man someone link the terrible sandi speech again. I want to cringe.

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

jaegerx posted:

Oh man someone link the terrible sandi speech again. I want to cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05cSvINk2G4

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Wyld posted:

When we get to the part where we start telling them all to biomass and off themselves


it is every star citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people
________________/

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

staberind posted:

Some fuckers just don't get SA & goons,
They never will either,
Thats them in the wheelchair.

Edit :VVV Look at this edgy bitch. janssendalt, this is the kind of poo poo you should hope to emulate.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

jaegerx posted:

Oh man someone link the terrible sandi speech again. I want to cringe.
Let the cringing begin.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




what a loving attention whore

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost
fags

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

sorry I only speak in jay-pegs

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Gas.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

KakerMix posted:

sorry I only speak in jay-pegs

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

that's a gif buddy

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

D_Smart posted:

[img]http://s4.postimg.org/mmbjyh24t/dsmart_goon_manifesto.jpg][/img]

STAR CITIZEN - HOW WE GOT HERE




THE ESCAPIST INVOLVEMENT


THE SPANKING OF ORTWIN, THE RSI/CIG IN-HOUSE COUNSEL AND CO-PARTNER


THE LEGAL SHENANIGANS


THE WHITE KNIGHT ABUSIVE & HARASSMENT BRIGADE


GOONS RUIN EVERYTHING

Well, uhm, yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGRsEF953n0 // notacult. nuh-uh. at all. not even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ // Money Tops



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Jesus Christ.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

OhDearGodNo posted:

You're a bona fide moron. It's not even criticizing the game all serious-like anymore. There's no need to.

You can just sit back and watch this poo poo happen like loving magic.

We post their SC fan art for laughs and they pull down their own poo poo with fake reports.

The VP of marketing starts a major corporate event with tumblr level drama even doing the "fake quit" to see what she can fish.

They constantly gently caress themselves over like a sitcom full of flanderized village idiots.

We don't have to do anything. Look back and see for yourself. We don't have to proactively put any effort into this shitshow, it unfolds before our very eyes.

:iia:

Wait, you mean we're not actively trying to bring down Chris Roberts through clever posts on a comedy forum? Man, what thread have I been reading? :psyduck:

Nien
Apr 29, 2013

You won't find him here buddy.

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Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

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