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2DCAT posted:
Who indeed let the  PAAAAARP out? PAAAAARP PAAAAARP PAAAAARP PAAAAARP PAAAAARP
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LOL!! That's really good! 
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So the ilovecreamsoda saga continues. This was the SidAlpha video in question
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Oct 30, 2015 15:36
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D_Smart posted:So the ilovecreamsoda saga continues. This was the SidAlpha video in question Does this guy have PAAAAARRRRPinsons?
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D_Smart posted:So the ilovecreamsoda saga continues. This was the SidAlpha video in question Cool. PAAAAARP be with you, friend.
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Oct 30, 2015 15:40
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Peven Stan posted:Has there been a single proposed feature they haven't said no to? good one
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Peven Stan posted:Has there been a single proposed feature they haven't said no to? Orbital mechanics. Can't have that in a space game.
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Oct 30, 2015 15:44
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Who put the parp in the parp paparp paparp? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmsLe8t_gg
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D_Smart posted:So the ilovecreamsoda saga continues. This was the SidAlpha video in question That sure was a long winded way to try and whine about NOT COMPROMISING MY PRINCIPALS/STANDING UP TO THE MAN only to immediately redact the video anyhow.
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Oct 30, 2015 15:46
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D_Smart posted:LOL!! That's really good! I hope this count as a "get out of jail" card if you sue me someday! 
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Oct 30, 2015 15:55
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Peven Stan posted:Has there been a single proposed feature they haven't said no to? A finished game to play.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:06
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Banano posted:Just spotted the crobber himself in London. He's overseeing the transition of Star Citizen The Horse into glue and Findus lasagnas. I know he said that Star Citizen The Horse was going to be a winner and he pre-sold horseshoes, whips and saddles and filmed Gary Oldman riding it, but this was always the plan from the beginning and as glue and lasagna Star Citizen The Horse will make a valuable contribution to the overall project goal of Croberts cramming coke up his nose and living in a mansion.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:09
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Because I'm tired of them taking out the best gif of the thread. Okay, second best because 
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Oct 30, 2015 16:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA Star Citizen design evolution.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:18
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Wafflz posted:If the game ever comes out (it won't) there will be no non-consenual pvp. There is no way on croberts green earth cig is going to allow people to blow up 1000+ dollar jpegs if they don't want them blown up. OTOH that's really the only way to make money post-release. It's already been pointed out that the market for the game has already "bought-in" so to speak. So even if the game is released ( ) I think they'll still try to milk the whales.They can probably get around the whole LTI thing by making customer service play the role of adjusters: "  You can't prove that this wasn't insurance fraud, so claim rejected!"
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Oct 30, 2015 16:19
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Truga posted:Orbital mechanics. Can't have that in a space game. also momentum.
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F7A Hornet Star Citizen We are continuing to look at the Star Citizen project, but unfortunately the others will not be taken further. https://ideas.lego.com/blogs/1-blog/post/46 It'd be cheaper than the JPEG if they ever decided to do it.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:26
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SirPhoebos posted:They can probably get around the whole LTI thing by making customer service play the role of adjusters: " Didn't they at one point say that they would have people act as insurance adjusters in the game to stop fraud? Seems like a joke suggestion but I'm pretty sure that was a serious proposal from Legendary Game Designer Christ Robbers.
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Necatus posted:Hold on a second, here's a closer look. Holy  The MS Paint jpgs people posted in earlier threads weren't a million miles from the truth.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:28
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Io_ posted:also momentum. This should help:  https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/15031-Star-Citizen-Alpha-20-Flight-Model-Changes Seems a bit weird at first to imitate greater momentum by artificially limiting the rate of change in thrust, but apparently when people tried making their own mods with much lower max acceleration, no one could kill each other because of the huge turn radius and limited time on target. 
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The citizens are revolting. https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3qugcx/gary_oldman_star_citizen_makes_the_frontpage/ Also they are not big fans of today's Photoshop Phriday. You know what we say to that.... PAAAAAAAARRRRRPPPPP
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alphabettitouretti posted:Also they are not big fans of today's Photoshop Phriday.  
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Oct 30, 2015 16:51
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Glad I'm not one of you losers. 
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Oct 30, 2015 16:53
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quote:Not Derek...just a bunch of DS wannabe's....Imagine how pathetic you have to be to want to be like DS...nauseating.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:55
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alphabettitouretti posted:Didn't they at one point say that they would have people act as insurance adjusters in the game to stop fraud? Seems like a joke suggestion but I'm pretty sure that was a serious proposal from Legendary Game Designer Christ Robbers. Exactly, it's just cover to invalidate the LTIs. Just make up a story about "dem goons!  " to explain why your 'adjusters' Again, if the game actually gets released.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:56
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My goal in life is to be like Derek Smart. Universally despised, but always right about everything. Also, with a hot wife.
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drat, now I regret being a lurker. I too could have been internet cancer.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:59
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SirPhoebos posted:Exactly, it's just cover to invalidate the LTIs. Just make up a story about "dem goons! Fighter Thief Wizard Middle-age insurance adjuster with a paunch and high cholesterol Classic RPG dilemma. Insurance adjuster is so OP why would you choose anything else?
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alphabettitouretti posted:The citizens are revolting. 
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Hahahaah, if these came from a Reddit thread they'd all be laughing about it but this case it's all 'GOOOOOOOOONS!'.
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Can i take "cancer of the internet" as official title on my next resume?
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Here we see redditor /u/ICStarzICstarz failing to comprehend a simple and commonplace saying. He gets a bit fucky about it. 
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Oct 30, 2015 17:06
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Previous workplace? -The Internet Held position? -Cancer
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"none hates star citizen they just fear it" - Redditor "parp" - Gary
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SirPhoebos posted:OTOH that's really the only way to make money post-release. It's already been pointed out that the market for the game has already "bought-in" so to speak. So even if the game is released ( What PAAAARRRP Citizen is really trying to sell to this particular class of shut-in is the idea of a world where they'll never be hurt, where they'll have all the superpowers they could ever want, and where they can always take their toys and leave. It's the ultimate fantasy for people who believe that the world has been mean to them and this idea of a game is a truly just world where they'll be the super-important special snowflake they've always imagined themselves to be.I mean for gently caress's sake, look at the  levels of response from the redditors.Also,
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I'm touching the  Oh god, oh god
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TheShazbot posted:I'm touching the poop touching is bad.
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How can you not find funny? It's a funny face. Literal toddlers can recognise it as funny, but not citizens. PAAAAARP
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