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D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Unfunny Poster posted:

I like how these people are even threatened by the mere existence of Photoshops on a comedy website and somehow blame Derek Smart for it.

Wait! You're questioning the psychological integrity of the people who BUY JPEGS OF SHIPS FOR A GAME THAT DOES NOT EXIST!?!? Seriously?

Paladinus posted:

My goal in life is to be like Derek Smart. Universally despised, but always right about everything. Also, with a hot wife.

LOL! Yeah, and it's all going in my book :)


Yes. Retarded. Completely.

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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Eonwe posted:

lol

imagine being as broken as these redditors

lol

I have a higher reddit score than either of the people in that picture, so I guess that I don't have to imagine poo poo. :smugdog:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Fish Fry Andy posted:

I have a higher reddit score than either of the people in that picture, so I guess that I don't have to imagine poo poo. :smugdog:

so a negative reddit score is goodest then, got it.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Tell you what, Sandi looks really different without her makeup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjkdynBFHuQ&t=70s

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Berious posted:

I know we throw around cult a lot but you'd think SC was a religion given how seriously shitizens take it

Life must be pretty miserable if one is not able to a) laugh at oneself, b) laugh at things they enjoy

These Christ Roberts followers are taking life way too seriously.

Sub out any of this stuff with the peabody-winning Mystery Science Theater 3000, and it's hilarious:

"And people wonder why everyone hates the MST3K...I bet even their mothers do, but they just have to put up with them because they "family"....and probibly regret never getting that abortion."

"Putting MST3K on TV is kinda like telling Dead Baby jokes in a maternity ward - You're either doing it to get the reaction you wanted or you're doing it because you have no social queues understanding and can't exhibit empathy."

These people are seriously brainwashed, and Christ Roberts is going to end up ruining a bunch of lives.

Meanwhile, in Gary's mansions :gary: PAAAAAAAARRRP

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015




SneakyFrog posted:

You need a premium account to see this message.

here is the link to my archive in progress

password is You need a premium account to see this message. its only read access, but i put my porn folder in there to so have fun.

someone switch the censor to :gary: this will annoy the reddit even more and make them more unlikely to break the forum code (they would have to watch gary do his poo poo for hours)

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
Gary Oldman's stupid face is the best thing to come out of the 90 million dollars CIG has spent on making JPEGs

Followed by..

Warning: the above account has a history of trolling.

I'm LOLing so hard right now.

These are the indignant wankers who woke up one morning and decided that it was somehow a pretty good idea to declare war on Goons. Yeah.

Hey Reddit! Archive this!!

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Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

SneakyFrog posted:

the OSHA thread is pretty good for training your dont loving click muscles as well.

I'm physically incapable of not clicking any link someone sends me but that might finally cure my habit.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Reason posted:

quick someone put his face on a dead baby and post it on reddit

should they put it on the starcitizen sub or the sub with pictures of dead kids? Maybe cross post it

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Gwaihir posted:

I'm physically incapable of not clicking any link someone sends me but that might finally cure my habit.

you will see people die. often vividly.

you will learn the definition of degloving and despair.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

D_Smart posted:

Yes. Retarded. Completely.

Imo comparing a redditor to an actual special needs is an insult to the special needs people in the world

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Fish Fry Andy posted:

I have a higher reddit score than either of the people in that picture, so I guess that I don't have to imagine poo poo. :smugdog:

Yes, I'm pretty sure that they're not entirely aware that there's a bunch of us standing behind them. They complain about Eve Goons and yet keep falling for the same poo poo over and over.

Did me an honest google search on 'release date for star citizen', and the Googs gave me '2017'. It did throw up this page which is a nice roundup of the dates given so far.

http://starcitizen.wikia.com/wiki/Anticipated_Release_Schedule

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

kordansk posted:

I don't even know the psychological term but whatever it is when you literally have someone go "that's sharp" and then you touch it and cut yourself, and then bitch about it being sharp, knowing full well ahead of time.

It's called "that door is locked" syndrome.

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU
so the layoffs went through?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3quxzw/restructuring_layoffs_taking_place_today_in/

some woman named megan is leaving? among others?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

SneakyFrog posted:

so a negative reddit score is goodest then, got it.

it's too bad they cap you at -100 now. that's like 1 funny post

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


doctor iono posted:

so the layoffs went through?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3quxzw/restructuring_layoffs_taking_place_today_in/

some woman named megan is leaving? among others?

This is fine.

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh

D_Smart posted:


These are the indignant wankers who woke up one morning and decided that it was somehow a pretty good idea to declare war on Goons. Yeah.


What does declaring war on a comedy site even mean? Like how do you win against a group of people who take nothing seriously not even themselves specially because the white knight cultist take everything seriously.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Here's an old photo of the head goons.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

doctor iono posted:

so the layoffs went through?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3quxzw/restructuring_layoffs_taking_place_today_in/

some woman named megan is leaving? among others?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3quxzw/restructuring_layoffs_taking_place_today_in/cwijrlx

One of you posted:

Executive Producer Eric Peterson leaves - Just didn't want to change locations! Simple as that.

Executive Producer Alex Mayberry leaves - People change jobs! Fact of life!

Associate Producer Travis Day leaves - It's fine! Everything is fine!

Concierge Customer support Chelsea Day leaves - Well naturally she wanted to go work with him! That's normal!

Community Manager James Pugh leaves - Turnover is a regular occurrence at major development studios!

Associate Marketing Producer Alyssa Delhotal leaves - Just a- just a normal set of coincidences!

Production Coordinator Lisa Ohanian leaves - Probably just wasn't very good at the job!

The entire Foundry 42 character design team quits - Couldn't keep up with Chris's vision!

DevOps Engineer Jeffrey Parker/ Lead Character Artist David Jennison/Senior Gameplay Programmer Tom Davis/Senior 3D Artist Paul Forgy leave on the same day - Just right-sizing the company!

Lead Technical Designer Dan Tracy leaves - I SAID EVERYTHING IS FINE

Austin Team gets laid off exactly as predicted, months ago, but denied by CIG - WHY ARE YOU SPEWING GARBAGE DON'T BE A SENSATIONALIST

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013
The 'Kamp Krusty' episode of The Simpsons aired in 1992 and yet here we all are living it out.

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh
You're getting downvoted by the echo chamber~ shocking.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

doctor iono posted:

so the layoffs went through?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3quxzw/restructuring_layoffs_taking_place_today_in/

some woman named megan is leaving? among others?

let me explain why, like bitcoin, this is fine and even actually a good thing

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

doctor iono posted:

so the layoffs went through?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3quxzw/restructuring_layoffs_taking_place_today_in/

some woman named megan is leaving? among others?

Furry Artist, featured on around the verse a few times and posts a lot on the forums to answer questions.

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/citizens/megan-cig

https://twitter.com/megillakitty

She's Austin based, so that's obviously why, CIG still haven't said that the Austin studio is downsizing just to operations support and moving to a smaller (cheaper) office. Which is a rumour from Derek and the Escapist and obviously seems to be true based on the job postings.

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU
I really love the "Well, yeah, they got offered a job by a REAL game company, why wouldn't they jump ship mid-project?"

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Eonwe posted:

let me explain why, like bitcoin, this is fine and even actually a good thing

i see what you did there :gary::respek::unsmith:

Pogue Ma Hoon
Oct 17, 2013

I like a nice pair of slacks.

Eonwe posted:

let me explain why, like bitcoin, this is fine and even actually a good thing

Does the answer in any way include :gary:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Pogue Ma Hoon posted:

Does the answer in any way include :gary:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP?

:eyepop:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Vire posted:

You're getting downvoted by the echo chamber~ shocking.

no no no WE are the echo chamber, don't you get it? :gary: :gizz:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Eonwe posted:

let me explain why, like bitcoin, this is fine and even actually a good thing



I can't.. loving.. breathe :gary: :laffo:

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh
Idiots from reddit who are reading this thread because you have nothing better to do with your sad lives but check up on people who make fun of a video game.

You do realise even if star citizen comes out and is the greatest game ever made. (ps never going to happen.) No one on something awful will eat crow. We will just continue to make fun of you and every other nerd on the internet who take themselves too seriously. If you can't understand this it is the reason you find us incomprehensible. We don't care, most of us don't have a stake in your lovely dream we just like making fun of self important tophats.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Can i take "cancer of the internet" as official title on my next resume?

http://www.interbutt.org/

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Wafflz posted:



I can't.. loving.. breathe :gary: :laffo:

i was making a joke

how did someone say unironically what i meant ironically

god drat

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
my workflow is optimized

:gary::respek::grin:

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh
These are the same kinda lunatics who think eating soylent is a good idea because eating is inefficient.

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

Agrajag posted:

no no no WE are the echo chamber, don't you get it? :gary: :gizz:

We are, it's just that the echo is constant laughing at this shitshow.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Eonwe posted:

let me explain why, like bitcoin, this is fine and even actually a good thing


quote:

SemiGaseousSnake 3 pontos 27 minutes ago*
Well that's reassuring that they're able to do this given that sections of the game are indeed getting completed. As milestones are met teams usually get leaner and leaner. While CIG is by no means getting lean, this is a healthy and perfectly normal thing in the industry.
Edit: typing on phone words bad no talk good bad talk do
:psyboom:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
my flow is optimized

smoke fools and get them lobotomized

my blade swing free

decapitate a hater with amazing ease

this is not a game boy

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh

Lastgirl posted:

my flow is optimized

smoke fools and get them lobotomized

my blade swing free

decapitate a hater with amazing ease

this is not a game boy

:respek: Word preach.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

my flow is optimized

smoke fools and get them lobotomized

my blade swing free

decapitate a hater with amazing ease

this is not a game boy

woah

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Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012



"As things get further on things get leaner this is a good thing, of course CIG is a bloated mess this too is a good thing"

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