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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
Well stargur didn't last very long:

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Phil Burn
Oct 28, 2015

What is life all about?
Hello

Just wanted to say hi so I don't feel like an awkward lurker anymore. Been reading the SC threads on this site for a couple of weeks and have enjoyed them so much that I decided to join, if only to get rid of the worlds best grandma adverts.

Okay, thanks, carry on.






Also: Emperor Parpatine :gary:

Dirty Hairy
Oct 18, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Top Definition: Parp
1. A loud "parp" let all in earshot know that Obersturmbannfuehrer von Kleist was once again violating the Geneva Convention.

source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Parp

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

pftc posted:

Everyone in CIG from Cloud Imperium Texas, that's currently working there.

Ali Seiffouri: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ali-seiffouri/2a/802/699
Andrew Hesse: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/andrew-hesse/50/3b9/27
Andrew Nguyen: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nguyenandrew1
Andrew Rexroth: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/andrew-rexroth/66/2a/31
Billy Lord: https://www.linkedin.com/in/billylord
Bryan Brewer https://www.linkedin.com/pub/bryan-brewer/2/944/82
Chad Garyet: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/chad-garyet/12/1a2/bb5
Chris Graves: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/chris-graves/3/983/b96
Dan Craig: https://www.linkedin.com/in/danielmatthewcraig
David Peng: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/david-peng/1/358/8a9
David Swofford https://www.linkedin.com/pub/david-swofford/7/b36/218
Emre Switzer: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/emre-switzer/107/315/527
Evan Manning https://www.linkedin.com/in/manningevan
Gerard Manzanares: https://www.linkedin.com/in/gerardmanzanares
Jake Ross: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jake-ross/5a/960/747
James Wright https://www.linkedin.com/in/thewrightjames
Jason Ely: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jason-ely/1/3a5/2b7
Jason Hutchins https://www.linkedin.com/in/hutchinsjason
Jay Brushwood: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jshwood
Jeff Clark: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeff-clark/29/59/666
Jeff Uriarte: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeffuriarte1
Jeffrey Pease: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeffrey-pease/94/660/507
Jeremy Smasker https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeremysmasker
John Erskine https://www.linkedin.com/in/jerskine
Joseph Holley: https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephholley
Justin Binford: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/justin-binford/46/576/26b
Keegan Standifer: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/keegan-standifer/41/1b8/915
Ken Fairclough: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ken-fairclough/72/83/551
Lee Amarakoon: https://www.linkedin.com/in/amarakoon
Marissa Meissner: https://www.linkedin.com/in/marissameissner
Mark Skelton https://www.linkedin.com/pub/mark-skelton/1/729/26b
Melissa Estrada: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/melissa-estrada/16/843/826
Miles Lee: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/miles-lee/55/4b2/376
Nannetta Wade: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/nannetta-wade/3/355/982
Patrick Thomas: https://www.linkedin.com/in/patrickthomas
Pete Mackay https://www.linkedin.com/pub/pete-mackay/b/35b/b43
Sean Tracy https://www.linkedin.com/pub/sean-tracy/10/662/944
Ted Beargeon: https://https://www.linkedin.com/in/tbeargeon
Todd Raffray: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/todd-raffray/a/14a/910
Tom Sawyer: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/tom-sawyer/5a/564/3a9
Tyler Witkin: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/tyler-witkin/24/216/b81
Vanessa Landeros: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/vanessa-landeros/24/381/432
Will Leverett: https://www.linkedin.com/in/williamleverett

woah hey man doxxing is not cool.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015

A Neurotic Jew posted:

woah hey man doxxing is not cool.

you spell "doxing" with one "x", not two.

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...


Grimey Drawer
Can we make a game that lets us play as Dragon Derek who goes around eating White Knights?
Kind of an Reverse-Skyrim?

We can call the final boss Dolvakiin or something.

:gary:

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
If you dig a hole in the ground stay away from it because that's where Diablo lives.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/tony-zurovec/1/2b8/804

I found Tony!

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Phil Burn posted:

Hello

Just wanted to say hi so I don't feel like an awkward lurker anymore. Been reading the SC threads on this site for a couple of weeks and have enjoyed them so much that I decided to join, if only to get rid of the worlds best grandma adverts.

Okay, thanks, carry on.

Lurkers this is your chance to register and make your first post as a bunch, the advantage is safety in numbers and you're much less likely to get picked off and savaged individually.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Phil Burn posted:

Hello

Just wanted to say hi so I don't feel like an awkward lurker anymore. Been reading the SC threads on this site for a couple of weeks and have enjoyed them so much that I decided to join, if only to get rid of the worlds best grandma adverts.

Okay, thanks, carry on.






Also: Emperor Parpatine :gary:

You forgot to sign your post.

-Sillybones

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

pftc posted:

you spell "doxing" with one "x", not two.

forgive me I am on pain-killers :gary:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

BMan posted:

This thread is so good, I registered even though the paywall isn't up.

Also,


welcome

you fit in well here already

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Mirificus posted:

Well stargur didn't last very long:



lol no loving way who could possibly have seen this coming

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Phil Burn posted:

Hello

Just wanted to say hi so I don't feel like an awkward lurker anymore. Been reading the SC threads on this site for a couple of weeks and have enjoyed them so much that I decided to join, if only to get rid of the worlds best grandma adverts.

Okay, thanks, carry on.






Also: Emperor Parpatine :gary:

hello

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I wonder what shitizens would say if EA or Ubisoft announced they were "restructuring" and laid a bunch of folks off, would they toe the "this is good for bitcoin" line?


e: :gary:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
to all new people

SA is very simple

always keep the following emote in mind :justpost:

the only thing you have to think of is did you try really hard on the post or does it sound really smug or passive aggressive toward other goons for no reason

dont post that

but make the other posts

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


pftc posted:

Everyone in CIG from Cloud Imperium Texas, that's currently working there.

Ali Seiffouri: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ali-seiffouri/2a/802/699
Andrew Hesse: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/andrew-hesse/50/3b9/27
Andrew Nguyen: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nguyenandrew1
Andrew Rexroth: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/andrew-rexroth/66/2a/31
Billy Lord: https://www.linkedin.com/in/billylord
Bryan Brewer https://www.linkedin.com/pub/bryan-brewer/2/944/82
Chad Garyet: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/chad-garyet/12/1a2/bb5
Chris Graves: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/chris-graves/3/983/b96
Dan Craig: https://www.linkedin.com/in/danielmatthewcraig
David Peng: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/david-peng/1/358/8a9
David Swofford https://www.linkedin.com/pub/david-swofford/7/b36/218
Emre Switzer: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/emre-switzer/107/315/527
Evan Manning https://www.linkedin.com/in/manningevan
Gerard Manzanares: https://www.linkedin.com/in/gerardmanzanares
Jake Ross: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jake-ross/5a/960/747
James Wright https://www.linkedin.com/in/thewrightjames
Jason Ely: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jason-ely/1/3a5/2b7
Jason Hutchins https://www.linkedin.com/in/hutchinsjason
Jay Brushwood: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jshwood
Jeff Clark: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeff-clark/29/59/666
Jeff Uriarte: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeffuriarte1
Jeffrey Pease: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeffrey-pease/94/660/507
Jeremy Smasker https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeremysmasker
John Erskine https://www.linkedin.com/in/jerskine
Joseph Holley: https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephholley
Justin Binford: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/justin-binford/46/576/26b
Keegan Standifer: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/keegan-standifer/41/1b8/915
Ken Fairclough: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ken-fairclough/72/83/551
Lee Amarakoon: https://www.linkedin.com/in/amarakoon
Marissa Meissner: https://www.linkedin.com/in/marissameissner
Mark Skelton https://www.linkedin.com/pub/mark-skelton/1/729/26b
Melissa Estrada: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/melissa-estrada/16/843/826
Miles Lee: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/miles-lee/55/4b2/376
Nannetta Wade: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/nannetta-wade/3/355/982
Patrick Thomas: https://www.linkedin.com/in/patrickthomas
Pete Mackay https://www.linkedin.com/pub/pete-mackay/b/35b/b43
Sean Tracy https://www.linkedin.com/pub/sean-tracy/10/662/944
Ted Beargeon: https://https://www.linkedin.com/in/tbeargeon
Todd Raffray: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/todd-raffray/a/14a/910
Tom Sawyer: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/tom-sawyer/5a/564/3a9
Tony Zurovec:https://www.linkedin.com/pub/tony-zurovec/1/2b8/804
Tyler Witkin: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/tyler-witkin/24/216/b81
Vanessa Landeros: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/vanessa-landeros/24/381/432
Will Leverett: https://www.linkedin.com/in/williamleverett

This isn't weird or creepy at all.

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

pftc posted:

you spell "doxing" with one "x", not two.

doxxing

Eonwe posted:

to all new people

SA is very simple

always keep the following emote in mind :justpost:

the only thing you have to think of is did you try really hard on the post or does it sound really smug or passive aggressive toward other goons for no reason

dont post that

but make the other posts

doxxing

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

less doxxing, more parping

:gary:

Wyld
Sep 2, 2015

Fun Shoe

alarumklok posted:

doxxing


doxxing

Doxxxing - going longer and deeper into your background information.

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...


Grimey Drawer
Also, can the currency to upgrade be in cattes please.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

AP posted:

Derek while you're doing all this clever stuff that makes sense, can you also balance it out by videoing a speech about burning jpgs at midnight on the 31st while wearing a Halloween costume, also work on a mad cackle. Cheers mate.

Future note: He never did record it, you know.

G0RF fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Jul 20, 2016

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i donated $5 to lowtax to make the servers not be powered by hamsters

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

G0RF posted:

Preach-- Derek we need this. We could do great things with it. Get a nice DSLR like a GH4, shoot it in front of a green screen in 4K-- well lit and well liked -- and we can turn that into your greatest PR weapon yet.

and at the end get really close to the camera, start shaking it and scream THATS HIM IN THE WHEELCHAIR

then cut the video

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


I am the goon that sent lowtax the box of dildos and porn.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015

jaegerx posted:

This isn't weird or creepy at all.

The Star Citizen dudes do it themselves, they're just terrible at it.

http://starcitizen.wikia.com/wiki/Developer_team

Only registered members can see post attachments!

DreadLlama
Jul 15, 2005
Not just for breakfast anymore

Eonwe posted:

to all new people

SA is very simple

always keep the following emote in mind :justpost:

the only thing you have to think of is did you try really hard on the post or does it sound really smug or passive aggressive toward other goons for no reason

dont post that

but make the other posts

Rule #1 :gary: No not believing in yourself.
Rule #2 :gary: Never don't post.
Rule #3 :gary: Don't touch the poop.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

jaegerx posted:

I am the goon that sent lowtax the box of dildos and porn.

good

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

DreadLlama posted:

Rule #1 :gary: No not believing in yourself.
Rule #2 :gary: Never don't post.
Rule #3 :gary: Don't touch the poop.

:agreed:

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


pftc posted:

The Star Citizen dudes do it themselves, they're just terrible at it.

http://starcitizen.wikia.com/wiki/Developer_team



I didn't know this site existed. What wonders it must hold. Commence poo poo posting.

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

jaegerx posted:

This isn't weird or creepy at all.

Your AV is weird and creepy.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015

jaegerx posted:

I didn't know this site existed. What wonders it must hold. Commence poo poo posting.

it needs more :gary:

Pogue Ma Hoon
Oct 17, 2013

I like a nice pair of slacks.

Eonwe posted:

to all new people

SA is very simple

always keep the following emote in mind :justpost:

the only thing you have to think of is did you try really hard on the post or does it sound really smug or passive aggressive toward other goons for no reason

dont post that

but make the other posts

Also if you have good recipes.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


sorla78 posted:

Your AV is weird and creepy.

Guild wars 2 porn is best porn. My top and bottom half are roving around the forums. Occasionally we meet up and it's majestic.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Phil Burn posted:

Hello

Just wanted to say hi so I don't feel like an awkward lurker anymore. Been reading the SC threads on this site for a couple of weeks and have enjoyed them so much that I decided to join, if only to get rid of the worlds best grandma adverts.

Okay, thanks, carry on.






Also: Emperor Parpatine :gary:

Go to "Debate & Discussion" and give them your opinions on anything.

Come back here when your probation is over.

DreadLlama
Jul 15, 2005
Not just for breakfast anymore
:gary: Handling Sewage and Fecal Matter Safely

University employees in many areas occasionally face exposure to human or animal fecal matter or sewage. Plumbers, custodians, groundskeepers, even the casual pedestrian can come in contact with fecal matter unexpectedly. Sewage spills, plumbing malfunctions, people relieving themselves in inappropriate places, and inconsiderate pet owners are some of the causes of this problem.

:gary: Dangers of Exposure to Fecal Matter

The greatest danger of exposure to fecal matter is the possibility of it entering your mouth and then getting into your digestive system. While most people would never knowingly ingest this matter, not using proper hygiene after contact with fecal matter or sewage can create a path for microorganisms to enter.
Hand-to-mouth exposure to fecal matter can cause illnesses such as salmonellosis and hepatitis A. Salmonellosis is a bacterial disease whose symptoms include abdominal pain, diarrhea, nausea, and somtimes vomiting. Hepatatis A symptoms include fever, malaise, anorexia, nausea, and abdominal discomfort, followed within a few days by jaundice. It can be a mild illness lasting 1-2 weeks or a disabling disease lasting several months.
The possibility of contracting life-threatening diseases such as hepatitis B or AIDS is extremely remote as neither hepatitis B nor HIV can be transmitted by the fecal-oral route.


:gary: How to Protect Yourself from Fecal Matter

The two main ways of protecting yourself from fecal matter are following good hygiene practices and using personal protective equipment.

:gary: Good Hygiene
  • Do not touch fecal matter with bare hands. If you need to remove it, wear waterproof gloves and use an instrument such as tongs or a spade for picking it up.
  • Do not smoke, eat, drink, apply lip treatments, or chew gum while cleaning up fecal matter.
  • Reduce exposure by keeping those who are not properly protected from coming in contact with the material. Close the area to any use pending clearance.
  • Clean everything, including clothes, tools, and footwear, that came in contact with the fecal matter. Use a mild bleach solution made of two tablespoons of household bleach per gallon of cool water. (Chlorine is more effective in cool water.) Contaminated building floors should be scrubbed with the same solution. Be sure there is good ventilation for the chlorine fumes.
  • Wash your hands thoroughly even if you were wearing gloves the whole time. Use plenty of soap, scrub for at least 30 seconds, and rinse thoroughly with warm water. The California Department of Health Services states that "frequent, routine hand washing is the most important safeguard in preventing infection by agents present in sewage."

:gary: Clearance
Clean the site using the cleaning methods described above until all visible sewage has been removed and no sewage odor is present. The area can then reopened for use.

:gary: Personal Protective Equipment
If your work duties are such that encountering fecal matter is a possibility, always be prepared by carrying waterproof gloves and washable footwear. Coveralls can also come in handy. Such work clothes should not be worn home or outside the immediate work environment.
Another way to protect yourself against illness is by keeping your tetanus-diphtheria (Td) immunization current. "Current" means a booster shot within the last ten years (for those who have completed the basic series of three immunizations, usually given in childhood).

:gary: The Bristol Stool Chart

Upon encounter of fecal matter, it is important to identify the classification of such matter to promote better handling safety. The Bristol Stool Chart is provided here for assistance.

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

spacetoaster posted:

Go to "Debate & Discussion" and give them your opinions on anything.

Come back here when your probation is over.


alternatively don't, because you'll be drawn into the insufferability singularity and reduced to your base components

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

pftc posted:

Everyone in CIG from Cloud Imperium Texas, that's currently working there.
Sean Tracy https://www.linkedin.com/pub/sean-tracy/10/662/944

Sean Tracy is in Frankfurt I think.

Dirty Hairy
Oct 18, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
I thought he was in LA

Edit: Or rather, he is now.

Dirty Hairy fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Oct 31, 2015

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015

AP posted:

Sean Tracy is in Frankfurt I think.


Dirty Hairy posted:

I thought he was in LA

And it says Texas on the linkedin page, so I'm gonna go with that.

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