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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Vicodiva posted:

"Street Survival" yeah.... if that ain't code for "kill black people and get away with it", I don't know what is.

I would imagine it's more like "run away from the scary black people and don't let them into your shops"

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Personally i think Jim Bob would be a better choice.

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Oct 30, 2015

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Rames Jobert.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Jumpingmanjim posted:



Personally i think Jim Bob would be a better choice.

"Keep your commentary on the man, not the faith that clearly broke his loving brain and routinely opens up women to sexual abuse that it subsequently blames them for. Because that would be tasteless."

Why should quiverfull/Gothard's stupid beliefs be handled with kid gloves spoons, Slate?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Looking forward to sexy blanket training-themed costumes.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
"Oh cool nice Lego Man costume. Where'd you get the plastic hair?"

"No no, I'm Jim Bob Duggar."

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

cumshitter posted:

"Oh cool nice Lego Man costume. Where'd you get the plastic hair?"

"No no, I'm Jim Bob Duggar."

You'd have to then try and gently caress absolutely everything in site; women dressed in denim skirts, male hairstyles, children's brains and beliefs...

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Wanna see someone do a Michelle costume properly, with like 19 baby dolls hanging off her hair or something.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
/\/\/\Yesssss.

Ryoshi posted:

"Keep your commentary on the man, not the faith that clearly broke his loving brain and routinely opens up women to sexual abuse that it subsequently blames them for. Because that would be tasteless."

Why should quiverfull/Gothard's stupid beliefs be handled with kid gloves spoons, Slate?

Associating any of the Duggars with Christianity as a whole isn't actually funny and kind of shows that one is a sperglord or perhaps a newly atheist teenager. It's just a handy lil' tip so you don't needlessly alienate everyone with your vitriol and cutting social commentary.

Jim ma' Baob

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:


Jim Bob Cooter is in on the joke, and is awesome for it

One of the most valuable but least common commodities in the NFL (and life) is self-awareness.

So give credit to new Lions offensive coordinator Jim Bob Cooter — he knows he has an tremendous name, and isn’t shying away from it.

There are plenty of things to ask a guy who gets promoted to play-calling duties midseason for a 1-6 team, but of course the thing we want to know the most about is how exactly James Robert Cooter came to this particular and wonderful identifier.

“I mean, that’s just — I didn’t make a conscious decision,” Cooter said, via Dave Birkett of the Detroit Free Press. “I think maybe my parents were really into marketing, so we were trying to sell some T-shirts from an early age.”

Cooter grew up in Fayetteville, Tennessee — not Hazzard County, Georgia — and has always gone by all three names.

“I haven’t really thought about branding, any of that stuff just yet,” Cooter said. “It seemed to be OK. But as I move around, I’ve been in a couple different cities at this point, it certainly — the farther north or west you get, away from the Southeast, it tends to get a little extra scare. So maybe I give a different name when I’m waiting on my sandwich or whatever that whole thing is, just to save that one.”

He can if he wants. I can promise you the next time I go into a Starbucks, I’m totally telling them my name is Jim Bob Cooter, just to see the look on some poor barista’s face.

“I laughed the first time I heard it,” Lions tight end Eric Ebron said. “You’re supposed to laugh. I’m not used to that Southern kind of name, three last names or whatnot. But that’s Jim Bob, man. That’s his name. We’re going to rock with it.”

We shall all rock with it. We are all Jim Bob Cooter.


[url]http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/10/30/jim-bob-cooter-is-in-on-the-joke-and-is-awesome-for-it/[/url]

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

/\/\/\Yesssss.


Associating any of the Duggars with Christianity as a whole isn't actually funny and kind of shows that one is a sperglord or perhaps a newly atheist teenager. It's just a handy lil' tip so you don't needlessly alienate everyone with your vitriol and cutting social commentary.

Jim ma' Baob

It depends on the crowd. It would be very easy to slip into a "I'm an idiot Christian lul", but the insane insular cult mindset is certainly mock-worthy. You definately would have to cosplay as your favorite Duggar to do it right though

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

/\/\/\Yesssss.


Associating any of the Duggars with Christianity as a whole isn't actually funny and kind of shows that one is a sperglord or perhaps a newly atheist teenager. It's just a handy lil' tip so you don't needlessly alienate everyone with your vitriol and cutting social commentary.

Jim ma' Baob

yeah you're right I definitely shouldn't have said "christian" maybe that's why i didn't, you retarded shitlord

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
"Nice gay Joker costume."

"No no I'm one of the Duggar boys."

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Ryoshi posted:

yeah you're right I definitely shouldn't have said "christian" maybe that's why i didn't, you retarded shitlord

Jesus and I love you, Ryoshi. One day, after you have graduated highschool we can have a beer and laugh about this.

Jim-Bob

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

cumshitter posted:

"Nice gay Joker costume."

"No no I'm one of the Duggar boys."



Here is a picture.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Jesus and I love you, Ryoshi. One day, after you have graduated highschool we can have a beer and laugh about this.

Jim-Bob

you're terrible, and frankly I hope you die screaming. Learn to read better before trying to communicate in the future.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hooded Reptile posted:



Here is a picture.

Who's the extra unfortunate kid in the middle that's just staring into the camera like he's waiting to eat your soul?

I mean aside from the parents.

They all really need titles above their heads.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Who's the extra unfortunate kid in the middle that's just staring into the camera like he's waiting to eat your soul?

I mean aside from the parents.

They all really need titles above their heads.

I don't know about Crazy Eyes in the middle there, but Jessa had one heck of an awkward phase and the little guy on the right can probably vibrate through walls.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Aside from feeling bad for 18 of those kids, I feel REALLY bad for the ones that look like Jim Bob the most.

Buncha Jimmy Bobbies.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

loving amazing lol.

They wish they had Larry, he's all business and would sort their financial mess out.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Ryoshi posted:

you're terrible, and frankly I hope you die screaming. Learn to read better before trying to communicate in the future.

Jesus and I still love you and hope you get help for your rage and comprehension issues.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Hooded Reptile posted:



Here is a picture.

Look at this photo and see that the younger the kids get, the unhappier they look.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
the duggars should do a hell house, they can have their bathroom be accessible to trans people, the horror

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

BrigadierSensible posted:

Look at this photo and see that the younger the kids get, the unhappier they look.

This is because Josh's dick does more damage.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Jesus and I still love you and hope you get help for your rage and comprehension issues.

lol MY comprehension issues, rightttttttt

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

me: god those gothardites sure are hosed up
capt rainbowbeard: QUIT TALKIN poo poo ABOUT CHRISTIANS YOU HIGH SCHOOLER

lmfao

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Ryoshi posted:

me: god those gothardites sure are hosed up
capt rainbowbeard: QUIT TALKIN poo poo ABOUT CHRISTIANS YOU HIGH SCHOOLER

lmfao

Ryoshi you lost - get off her jock already!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

there was nothing to lose, some dumbass had a learning disability preventing them from reading properly, I set them straight like a helpful neighbor, hope this helps

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Ryoshi posted:

lol MY comprehension issues, rightttttttt

I see you're not denying the irrational rage. That's an important first step. I'm there for you buddy, you can do it!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Ryoshi posted:

there was nothing to lose, some dumbass had a learning disability preventing them from reading properly, I set them straight like a helpful neighbor, hope this helps

You're about a pecker's hair away from a "dude bro", bro.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Thanks, Slate. I didn't think my costume would be unrecognizable enough going as a chubby dude with male pattern baldness. I guess I'll just go as Josh Duggar's Ashley Madison profile instead.

bumble
Oct 15, 2012

R U HOT YET?

Krispy Kareem posted:

I don't know about Crazy Eyes in the middle there, but Jessa had one heck of an awkward phase and the little guy on the right can probably vibrate through walls.



Man, poor Radical Larry looks so out of place. I hope you don't mind, but I edited this a bit so he'd fit in more.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
What the gently caress would a Josh Duggar costume be? Do I just put on a suit and walk around with a bible with a strip of condoms for a bookmark?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

I see you're not denying the irrational rage. That's an important first step. I'm there for you buddy, you can do it!

no seriously dude bro where did I say christian dude bro

that one was for you fiend <3

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

BrigadierSensible posted:

Look at this photo and see that the younger the kids get, the unhappier they look.

Someone repost the picture of the funeral service for what would have been #20 where there's a clear age breakdown of "looks solemn due to the gravity of the situation" and "I'm smiling because I get horse whipped if I don't appear to be happy for the camera."

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

You'd have to then try and gently caress absolutely everything in site; women dressed in denim skirts, male hairstyles, children's brains and beliefs...

People playing mini golf

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

cumshitter posted:

What the gently caress would a Josh Duggar costume be? Do I just put on a suit and walk around with a bible with a strip of condoms for a bookmark?

A Duggar using condoms :lol:

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Ryoshi posted:

no seriously dude bro where did I say christian dude bro

that one was for you fiend <3

It's all in the context! :v:

cumshitter posted:

What the gently caress would a Josh Duggar costume be? Do I just put on a suit and walk around with a bible with a strip of condoms for a bookmark?

You need to cultivate a creepy vibe, if you don't have one handy. Practice talking like a porno. By yourself at first, then with your whoresdates and/or lady friends.

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Ryoshi posted:

no seriously dude bro where did I say christian dude bro

that one was for you fiend <3

Thanks brochacho

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