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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pregnancy test?

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Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism




Can someone explain this? I don't understand Spanish.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Haha, I love that you added feathers for the part where the shirt hikes up :golfclap:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Firos posted:

Can someone explain this? I don't understand Spanish.

Are you sure you just don't get the joke?

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Soulex posted:

Are you sure you just don't get the joke?

Are you?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Did you read the last few pages?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Soulex posted:

Did you read the last few pages?

Did you?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Can someone explain them to please?

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Are we playing that game where you can only talk in questions?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gay?!?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Are we playing that game where you can only talk in questions?
Is a bear Catholic?

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Firos posted:

Can someone explain this? I don't understand Spanish.

Ugh don't be a racist, that's Portuguese.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


What's going on in this thread?







ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Who doesn't have Enrique read it to them?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Metal... Gear?!

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Metal... Gear?!

METAL GEAR!! YOU KNEW!?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Cat big!

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
So, how went the face transplant?

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

PaulBearer posted:

So, how went the face transplant?

Purrfectly. :catbert:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Weltlich posted:

Ugh don't be a racist, that's Portuguese.

Its both

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Oct 30, 2009

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Racist and Portugese?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

oldpainless posted:

Racist and Portugese?

Sort of, "Portuguese" is actually Spanish for "racism."

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Solice Kirsk posted:

Sort of, "Portuguese" is actually Spanish for "racism."

No, it's Portuguese for "Spanish."

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
In Spanish it's pronounced Por-too-heh-seh.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

I spent way too many of my younger days working at Sears to ever forget what a clearance sign looked liked.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
A crow uses a french fry to fish.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Story time. One day I was waiting outside a convention center with a moat filled to the brim with tilapia and carp. I had bought some fries to eat and was casually throwing them into the water for the fish. A heron flew in and went to the edge of the water. I thought it was going after the fries so I threw some toward it, naturally the fish followed. A minute later, it nabbed a huge carp and spent the better part of five minutes trying to swallow it. My point is, that heron was smarter than that crow, because it also used a tool, but it was me. :downsrim:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Have it Yahweh?

:haw:

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Burger King of Kings.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

That looks like an awesome shoulder stretch. Guess I've been using the wrong equipment all these years.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

There's always a bunch of vocal street preachers in my local mall and one of them pulls his cross around on little bike training wheels.
He wasn't particularly grateful when I reminded him that Jesus' cross is rarely described as having wheels and that it makes him look like a lazy fraud.
He also wears a big sun hat at night like a crazy person.

Lizard Combatant has a new favorite as of 13:37 on Nov 3, 2015

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Lizard Combatant posted:

There's always a bunch of vocal street preachers in my local mall and one of them is pulls his cross around on little bike training wheels.
He wasn't particularly grateful when I reminded him that Jesus' cross is rarely described as having wheels and that it makes him look like a lazy fraud.
He also wears a big sun hat at night like a crazy person.

Well to be fair Jesus only had to carry it once.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Ak Gara posted:

Well to be fair Jesus only had to carry it once.

He nailed it first time.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Stoatbringer posted:

He nailed it first time.

:vince:

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Stoatbringer posted:

He nailed it first time.

:golfclap:

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Stoatbringer posted:

He nailed it first time.

Well no technically he didn't, the Romans were the ones putting the nails in, but I think it's been proven that nails through the hands can't support the body anyway? Might want to get the facts straight next time, fella.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Chrpno posted:

Well no technically he didn't, the Romans were the ones putting the nails in, but I think it's been proven that nails through the hands can't support the body anyway? Might want to get the facts straight next time, fella.

Not the last time a carpenter brought in a bunch of foreign subcontractors on a job.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Ak Gara posted:

Well to be fair Jesus only had to carry it once.

He quit halfway and some other fucker had to pick up the slack.

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